Can I get an American man as a friend by making him a delicious burger?

Can I get an American man as a friend by making him a delicious burger?

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Yes
t. me

Can i get a burger from American man by offering my ass to him

It has to actually be delicious. Medium well, decent quality meat, don't do something stupid.

Sure, we generally don't have high standards for our food. Go to the south, they'll give you a hunk of bread so dry it'll choke you unless you drown it in liquefied fat. If you dare insult it they'll fucking decapitate you.

With crispy fries and an ice cold soda?

you can do something stupid i don't mind
what's the point of anything if you can't live a little

Rate this italian burgers

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Is...is that lemon?

Wtf those are some good looking burgers. Where can I get them?
Also Germany invented burgers btw.

Yes, very easy to make American Friend

Can you mix spices into ground beef and make them into a patty? If so you can make them yourself.

I don't know but it doesn't look like it

why not just ask to be friends?

>Also Germany invented burgers btw.
>tfw Hamburgers are made of people from Hamburg

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Whatever's on it, it's too much shit.

Just put some cheese and a couple salad ingredients. It's not rocket science.

that's a weird approach.
I mean, I wouldn't serve anybody I don't consider a friend anything other than water and leftover food.

They look tasty and I like the bread over

yeah

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No.

true. it's better to eat 2 simple cheeseburgers than a fucking all you can eat buffet between two burgers
my countrymen don't get that either. I think they don't realize they can order another and have to eat just a single one

>they can order another
Yeah but you don't wanna look like a fatass to the cute girl at the burger place. I'd personally enjoy life a lot more if restaurants had more ugly dudes working there.

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Most inventive I've gotten with my burgs is to mince up mushrooms and chedder bits and mix it into the center of the patty. Delicious. Keeping them in one piece while you're cooking is too much effort to bother with every time tho.
Tbh the most important part is start with 80% lean and have crisp pickles and onion.

Looks like potato wedges.

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you'll only look as a fatass if you're already a fatass