Why of course I'm going to kill myself, what gave it away?

>just get a gun bro

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not good either, you could just end up paralyzed or disfigured. yes, with large caliber and shotguns too. and most survivors of suicide by gun end up wanting to live afterwards anyways

Only if you're a brainlet, put it in your mouth, aim at the brainstem

what are the chances of that? chances of.surviving a gunshot to the head is less than 1 percent and if you do to it in a place where don't really go like a in a middle of a forest or a top of some mountain you will certainly die.

try long drop hanging, if you tie a rope around your neck and jump of of something you will break your neck and (hopefully) be knocked unconscious, consult the British table of drops to see the right length.
good luck I hope you find the peace you desire,
don't kill yourself unless you are sure you want to die
lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/drop-hanging

He doesn't want to die.people who want to die bear a pain so unimaginable that they don't even care how painful there last moments will be,they just want to end it all.

>that they don't even care how painful there last moments will be,they just want to end it all.
you still have to worry about success rates

why do you want to die?

because I've come to the conclusion that life will be nothing more than constant stress and annoyances for gains that aren't even worth it
I'm ready for my rest, thank you very much

what kind of stress and annoyances
and what kind of gains would make it worthwhile to you

you don't have a family?

How old are you?

dealing with people, dealing with work (both stressful for certain people), underachieving and screwing yourself up for several coming years, having high hopes and high dreams you couldn't possibly achieve and getting rather upset about it, more than it is healthy; inability to change certain things due to outside factors, the constant reminder of losing time while also being a terribly impatient person, the constant headaches, caused by all of the above, making you unable to focus at all and further bringing down the chances of making a change
uh I do, but some of my great qualities also include being selfish and lack of empathy to a certain degree
off to bed so I can spend the entire tomorrow's work day depressed again, good night

lmao

The rate of surviving suicide by shotgun is very very low.

the process of obtaining one isn't all that great either

you live in muffuging yugo land cant you get a yugo kalashnikov somewhere?

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GOLD

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kek

Get married and have a child, unironically. It will help you put things into perspective.

pa pitaj nekog narkomana da ti tetejca sredi. Imas i njuskalo

if your life a mess that just make it harder on your partner and child, (that being said I wish I had a gf or wife )

That might work for a while but then he will just get divorced and then lose his child and half of everything he ever worked for, we want to help that user not give him a slow and painful path to suicide

you're basically telling him to just find some arbitrary meaning to live
a religion could do this too with less strings attached.

lol

please dont kill yourself here

whatever you do, do not fucking do this

Noooooo I can't believe he's gone!

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Trying staying around for a bit, it could be worth it, suicide isn't always the answer. But if it is, I wish you a peaceful passing and to rest easy fren

I live down the street from you've
Noticed me, I've never seen you
Wonder what the fuck I do
Listen up, you nosy bitch, listen close
My most recent purchase, old black rope
Gonna learn how to tie it, hang it in my chamber
Perfect reminder, occult I'm made of
Come try it out whenever you wanna
Last night, 3:30 in the morning, Death on my front porch
Can feel him itching to take me with him, hail death
Fuck you waiting for
Like a question no one mention
He turns around, hands me his weapon
He slurs, "Use at your own discretion, it's been a pleasure, Stefan"

Look into sexual ligature asphyxiation