/cum/

The specifics depend on the jurisdiction, it’s a legal construct. Generally speaking the work week is capped at a certain number of hours, say 40 hours per week, and then if your employer wants you to put in more, they’re obligated by the government to pay you more, usually time-and-a-half, i.e. 1.5x your usual wage

Generally only exists for wage-earners, and salaried employees just have to put in as many hours as it takes to get their work done

he's paralyzed from the waist down, bro

>how to call for free
Depends does Russia still have pay phones?

Depends desu usually over forty hours a week but can vary.

my drug addict uncle lost his car (house) and now he spends hours at night wailing and crying outside trying to get us to let him in
I'm considering calling the cops on him for a noise complaint but I'm afraid it wont actually do anything but make him mad and maybe damage our shit

bruh lol

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give him some coke first, then call the cops on him. that should put him away for a bit, especially if he has prior drug offenses.

does he not remember where he last saw it?

>leafbucks

i'm going back to flip phones after this one dies. I only use it for shitposting in bed anyway, literally no reason to have one.

Thanks, my dudes.
So if I get a job that has me work 12 hour days 1 week, then 0 hours the next week, and so on, the week that I don't work is irrelevant when it comes to calculating overtime for the week that I work 84 hours, right?
They can't go:
>Well, you worked 84 hours in two weeks, so that's 4 overtime hours, goy! :^)
Can they?

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Don’t forget that Canada has a high VAT as well, so we get to pay about another $300 in taxes on that purchase as well :^)

I wouldn't be surprised if he already has shit on him. but I dont think cops will just search him willy nilly. he'll probably tell them he lives with us (because it says on his license) and try to get in with the cops watching, and my mom or grandma will let him in so he doesn't go to jail or go ballistic because they're spineless
or they'll just be like "were you make the noise? no? oh ok" and leave
basically I have low expectations of cops doing anything but making it worse

Can’t say for sure. Depends on your jurisdiction. I think it goes week-by-week where I live, though

No they can do that.
t. do it all the time
Welcome to the wageries:^)

i'm sorry but $2000 for a cellphone is WAY too much and definitely without a doubt not worth it

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you were a lucky guy

You need to have a frank conversation with your uncle. Calling cops on family members is despicable and almost always results in undesirable outcomes. Just ignoring him is childish

Maybe for a Mexican

for everyone

Isn’t 2000 pesos only like 100 USD

ew bald men are ugly

Addicts are childish
t. addict

you cant have conversations with drug addicts

yes :|

Just tell him he has to leave and you don’t want to have a self-defence situation on ur front lawn lol

he will have a shouting match
he has nowhere to go
how old are you?

trying to reason with a druggie is pointless. they just fucking lie constantly and will say whatever needs to be said to make you shut the fuck up and leave them alone, or give them something.

THREAD'S THEME btw:

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sincere threats of violence don’t count as reasoning, dumdums

lole fail

Are you memeing?

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For you

>fighting a diseased drug addict that has nothing to lose

reminder
drugs are bad and will kill you, stop doing drugs

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>being nofunz

Look up your provincial labour code if you want. If you’re going to rules lawyer your job like that you’re going to have a bad time tho no matter what.

now for real
OFFICIAL'S THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=R0OwQlZJZPk

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What province are you in

reminder, you're going to die of aids

Probably a good idea.
SK

''the rope'' is the number one suicide method in Mexico

no

How are you so sure you're safe?

been wading in and out of sleep comas lately

does any user here live in Spokane

i practice safe sex
ouch :(
why is that user?

no but I know a whore named dalia that lives around there (sedro wooley) and I fap to her instagram a lot

*no sex

hey, i do fuck occasionally

saskatchewan.ca/business/employment-standards/wages-and-pay/overtime/general-overtime-information

sask appears to have particularly generous overtime rules, with limitations on hours worked not only per week, but also per day. never heard of that before

thats not even 2 hours away from spokane wtf

any azns want to meet up in atlanta this weekend?

HOW THE FUCK DO I USE A BIDET?

blow me, kid

what’s not to understand
spray water to get poopoo off ur butthole

wish i could make a meet up with /cum/ but sadly that's impossible :'(
how hard is to use it? it just spits up a flow of water, doesn't it?

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wish you could meet up with me too so I could bully you

i'm willing to pay $500 to anyone living in Spokane(or near there) who allows me to stay with them just until i can find my own place

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Where us tradies make the bacon

i still have the dirty panties i took from a chinese-american girl after i did her dirty at the mariott hotels during a convention there.

plenty of /cum/niggas in hongcouver (not me tho)

she had to walk back home wearing her short little skirt without any underwear lmao

>i will give you a pittance of resources if you let me leech all of your resources off you for an indefinite period

c'mon, you sure this is the only way? that is like a waste of money :/
k...

theres not much point to being awake

based

what if we met up and I made you blow all of us haha, just for jokes of course lol

Unfortunately, I'm not actually a complete NEET and am part of union for this job I barely get shifts for. I can't recall if the collective bargaining agreement had any conditions in regards to overtime.
With my luck, I am probably fucked and the calculations are done biweekly.

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but user, life is beautiful, what makes you think that?

look around for long stay hotels, if you're that desperate

She might have took the MARTA home. Wonder if any degenerates on there saw and copped a free feel

Tell me some fun facts about Saskatchewan, I know nothing about it other than it being a big flat rectangle

recently ate some oatmeal cookies

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nn

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like a good 70% of this list was required reading in public school. really makes you think about the age of posters on /lit/

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they can climb trees. Seems ordinary

that's one very skilled bear, damn

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i wasn't c:

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Hello Yanks

I am currently reading the list of US military involvements and it says you lot were involved in the Second opium war but I cant find any info on it. Does anybody know anything on the subject that could tell me how involved they were?

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or maybe they're just good books, hence why they're required reading.

well, reading isn't the most accessible media form. Makes sense though I agree it's babby's first book club (lol infinite jest)

That’s all there is. There’s also a corner gas station

Have you tried Wikipedia, sweetie?

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they wouldn't be making threads about many of those books if they didn't have a literary analysis paper to make

I rarely leave my house and was a shut-in for many years, friend. I don't really know much about it, let alone what's different from other places (I haven't left the province since I was a young kid).

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happy 9/11
what did you get from the alqaida claus this year lads?

wish my cousin would let me play with her tits

For me, it’s not being attracted to any of my family members

a gun

I can ask my cousin. I think he enjoys it honestly, and if you close your eyes it feels like your playing with a fat girls titties.