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that girl looks underage

Is shagging 16 year olds morally responsible?

been shit since lovejoy left la

>absolutely vile and reprehensible bitch, low grade intellect rentagob anti-white cunt
everything but the anti-white could be applied to katie hopkins too

fuck off

you’re boring

yes your gf got rid of you

and will most likely take 8 different dicks in the next two weeks for validation

that’s how it is

get over it

Love doug

holy
fucking
PENG

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>Michael McIntyre is the highest-grossing comedian in the world known to earn as much as $30 million a year
his marketing team must be incredible because his stand up is bog average

dont get my hopes up

nowt wrong with it, the jews don't want you to have sex with women in their prime, only used up old hags with three eggs left

based

Are you supposed to be 190?

based and liverpengpilled

nah I’m not 190

Need my knob busted.

...

if theres grass on the wicket

sorry lads i'm late I must see what it was

Sex is the new God.
Say your prayers and go to bed.

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can rorke ever just ignore people they disagree with

AUTOGLASS REPAIR

youtube.com/watch?v=mw5WgbJcXYY

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>anti-white

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BIG fan of milfs (40+)

dunno why I keep seeing in my dreams people from my primary school that I've had no contact with for 20 years

might as well be

Reckon there's not a single shagger in this thread

Is Liverpool, Manchester and Leeds just kind of one big mega city?

well you reckoned wrong

m8 just get on it and shag a bird

NEED to shag a milf (before I pass 29 or it won't count tbqh)

same it's weird

People assume I'm a shagger when they see me

>men crying more will prevent suicide
Yes it definitely has nothing to do with the fact that all former forms of fulfilment have been replaced with meaningless pursuits

You need to understand the difference between Messi and Ronaldo.

One was born with a talent. He started his carrer at one of most stacked teams. He barely needed any hard work to get there. He was surrounded by legends.

Ronaldo had to work his way out of Sporting CP earning the attention of one of the best managers in football to ever exist. He worked to get his place among the best. His teachers laughed at him because he had a dream to be a football player. He had family issues throught his childhood. Yet he kept fighting to be among the best.

Some can say Messi is better. I understand. But the biggest thing is that Ronaldo took the shine from an era that was supposed to be Messi's. Messi is extremely unlucky to be born in the same era as Ronaldo. This is a good example of how hard work beats talent.

Ronaldo has inspired his nation to dream bigger by taking them to become champions for the very first time.
That's the end game of a Football player, to become something more, a hero. Ronaldo has that, but what has Messi done for his fans? What has Messi achieved?
Dribbling some PSV defenders isn't worth a second thought. Being technically skilled barely means anything. Winning 10 championships for his club is good, but outside getting the praise of a couple hundred thousand affiliates, no one will get that happy for that.

What Ronaldo has and Messi hasn't is an entire nation that idolizes him as the player who allowed them to proudly show their jersey with their national team's colors. Argentina has that too, but in Maradona.

this
(not sure about the last lines though, not sure how crying helps you find a job again)

Any good milf sites you know of? Preferably amateur

its getting that way. Don't forget Bradford shithole that it is

if something has happened to Tim I dunno how we'd ever find out about it
he's gone for good I reckon

F

lads
the gf says I get to make a list of 5 celebrities I'm allowed to shag whilst we're married and she can't get mad

Who would you recommend I put?

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Trying to mate, got 20 likes today and 5 matches

Road trip to Stoke Mandeville?

he's been sectioned he'll be out in october

Anybody know how involved the USA was in the Second opium war?

Reading the list of US military involvements and it says they were involved in the Second opium war but I cant find any info on it

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Last thing I heard about him was when he got mugged by some moped lads haha

man
kick
ball
good?

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put all pornstars that do escorting on it then you actually can shag em

I’m not a little poof faggot who hides behind a screen to talk to girls

Is that impressive or someting?

Talk to some outside pls

kys

I believe he stands up rather well actually

That was a Michael McIntyre-esque joke.
He's not funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=2RA-lXK0c0g

>ZyHubicY5t0
this is lisicki isn't it

The fit latina from modern family
Alyson hannigan
The girl who played the mother in himym
Holly willoby
Cara just out of curiosity if she has a willy or nah

if you're white british and cant afford to send your kids to private school you've failed them

:(

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had the same. weird when you instantly recognise a smell from years ago too.

>lol I’m ultra intelligent bc I lampoon something that’s popular

YAAAAWN

youtu.be/LCEGXZmdwmU

haha no mate I don't think I will

lmao

>Foote was promoted to Commander in 1856, and took command of USS Portsmouth in the East India Squadron. With this command, Foote was assigned the mission of observing British operations against Canton, China, during the Second Opium War. This eventually resulted in his being attacked from Chinese shore batteries.[2] Foote led a landing party that seized the barrier forts along the Pearl River in reprisal for the attack.[5] This led to a short occupation by the U.S. Navy of Chinese territory

wtf she looks underage

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This but in real life

those milkers don't look underage

reply "yeah i swiped on you because it looked like we had a lot in common"

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Barrier_Forts

They semeed to have got involved in some brief skirmishing at the start of the war and then later on this happened

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Taku_Forts_(1859)

There's no detail on the wikipedia article but can taell you that a british ship got bogged down and badly hammered trying to attack a land fort. An American naval ship that was nearby sent boats in assistance to take the wounded off. When one of the Yank officers rallied his men to go back to his own ship he found some of his men helping to crew one of the British guns. This is likely the first time US and UK troops served in action together in history

u ever shagged a bird who's far too fit for you to have had any right to have shagged then crack one out to the memory

Any guesses on #1?

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never shagged a bird in me life

Name?

blackburn

Call her a fat cunt that needs to get on a treadmill and stop gurning like she’s smashed 3 pills of mandy to hide her flabby fat cunt face bc we all see through it

oldham huddersfield bolton rotherham rochdale

Wolverhampton

Just dropped a pill

mental that mate, you not considered the old 'cide at this point?

Leftypol please explain how this isn't a critical failure in British policy please. Go!

youtube.com/watch?v=P00HMxdsVZI

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hi

same
I'm a strictly human man

what kind? ill help you look

Blackburn is utterly shite. Basically pakistan these days

Explain how it is a failure?

aye

they were brought in for capitalist reasons so the blame lies with you