>tfw have both American and Israeli citizenship
Tfw have both American and Israeli citizenship
John Evans
John Barnes
I knew a guy who had dual citizenship because he was born in costa rica since his parents were rich boomers who probably ran a sweatshop or something there
Dominic Johnson
but they're both the same thing
Michael Peterson
Can you please translate this famous hebrew phrase?
Connor Bell
what's the difference?
Adam Fisher
Have you ever been in Israel? Or it's because you origin?
Charles Carter
Why wasting time on Jow Forums when you could be in congress?
Austin Williams
Israel sucks on the penises of newborn babies.
Isaac Gray
Based
Christian Cox
I can get Ukrainian citizenship, but I see no reason to actually try and get it
Samuel Lopez
Are you also a member of the Synagogue of Satan?
Robert Jones
I don't speak hebrew, only r*ssian, my apologies fellow semites
I lived there for like 3 years after I was born, I remember nothing
Contrary to popular belief, not all Jews have mafioso style power.
I don't even believe in Elohim
Brody Lewis
>LARPing this hard
sad
Brandon Jones
How can you claim to be a jew and don't even speak hebrew?
Hudson Peterson
I'll post a timestamp tomorrow, idk when but I'll do it, I just cant afford to leave my bed now
Alexander Butler
must be nice being able to claim to be swedish then
Hudson Walker
Only an issue when it comes to political offices. Nice conflict of interest. Nice gateway for treason.
Henry Gutierrez
Lots of Jews don't speak Hebrew. My family is acquainted with several Russian Jews that don't speak it.
Joseph Diaz
Then they're not real jews. Stop with the larp if you can't even read the torah
Gavin Roberts
Kek, I can live in Israel if I want to though, I'll probably be some dumb goyim slave since I'm technically not even Jewish (like one of my great grandparents was Jewish), and even more shocking is that my foreskin is intact. Talk about irony. And btw, I never claimed to be a true jew.
Josiah Ward
It's a LARP finnaon
>one of my great grandparents was Jewish
>still refers to himself as semite
Just try better next time
Evan Murphy
Shut the fuck up Shahar, I'll timestamp later
Joshua Gonzalez
That's that High Ashkenazi IQ kicking in. Well done.