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UwU

do you regularly drink coffee but started skipping it?
hot

>almost naked
did you "almost" fuck him?

traditional chinese archer gf hasn't replied back after re-adding me on wechat

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Benediction.

I only drink water, and I drink probably three liters per day.

i had an argie roommate and he would literally and unironically walk around naked. he would also make fun of me for sleeping jeans

youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

when u nut but she still succin

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nigga what the fuck
who sleeps in jeans

is this a parody? or americans really this fat.

me i was too tired to take them off

I think he's straight.

When staying in a cabin with other guys I've seen some who really didn't care about modesty.

>he would also make fun of me for sleeping jeans
rightly so, wtf

I've slept in clothes the majority of my life.

I am wearing jeans and a hoodie now and I will go to sleep dressed like this.

what the fuck how does this video just keep going

>quit wearin pants ya ninnies

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Did he have a nice butt and an intact penis? I think Latino guys tend to have round butts.

don't tell me americans sleep with pants off and shoes on

do you see a doctor for any mental illness?

idk he was really hairy so it obscured like 70% of his body

No. I haven't been to any kind of doctor in my adult life.

do you use drugs

I don't go see a doctor or go to the hospital because it costs money

kek. Italian maybe

No, I'm not gay.

last question, is this you?

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Probably a tape worm

mashable.com/2014/11/21/man-discovers-tapeworm-in-his-brain/

marijuana is a gateway drug

How do I get rid of it?

That's because most of them are fat and dumb. And you know? Being dumb and fat makes it hard to put & remove the pants (and clothing for that matter)
Everything adds up

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No, my phenotype is subnordid.

Strawpoll time:
strawpoll.me/18623891
(Are you coming to the Jow Forums Edmonton meetup?)

do i look like i know what a mosfet is

There are many options, the easiest and the fastest one (and the cheapest one) is to KYS

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Ok. What's the best way to kms?

might use chegg through this whole class because it is my last semester and it is some random elective in shit i dont care about

Everyone knows that, dummy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods

Listening to tame impala

Cringe

my back hurts

this

>Suicide by volcano involves jumping into molten lava in an active volcanic crater, fissure vent, lava flow or lava lake. The actual cause of death may be as a result of the fall (see jumping from height), contact burns, radiant heat or asphyxiation from volcanic gases. According to some ancient sources, philosopher Empedocles jumped into the Aetna trying to make everybody believe that he had disappeared from the Earth to become a god; this was frustrated when the volcano spat out one of his bronze sandals. Modern suicides have taken place in numerous volcanoes, but the most famous is Mount Mihara in Japan. In 1933, Kiyoko Matsumoto committed suicide by jumping into the Mihara crater. A trend of copycat suicides followed, as 944 people jumped into the same crater over the following year.[70] Over 1200 people attempted suicide in two years before a barrier was erected.[71] The original barrier was replaced with a higher fence topped with barbed wire after another 619 people jumped in 1936.[72][73]

I choose this one.

Were are you about to head then? I don't know if there are any active enough volcanoes in the US

I can always go to the hot springs in Yosemite, I think those have killed some people.

>primary care physician refers you to another doctor
>the other doctor sends you to get tests from another facility
>have to deal with 3 doctors telling you different information
>change insurance plans
>insurance company says you can't work with other company's and have to chose their doctors
>have to start at ground zero because it's against company policy to collect records from another insurance agency
There is nothing worse than the medical industry

Seems like the first Jow Forumsposter-on-Jow Forumsposter homicide happened in Canada.

story?

They really are

I went to /v4/ to ask about the Polish Canadian guy and no one's seen him post in a while...

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Yeah and they boil you alive while the acidic water eats away at your flesh, what a lovely way to go

>/v4/
Why is Canada filled with balkanniggers?

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mexicans..

it's bad enough my tax dollars pay for you to bomb pali kids. just fuck off and leave our general alone

I'm not Slav or Balkan diaspora, I just knew about the guy he was talking about and knew he posted on /v4/.

i can only remember 3 edmontonian Jow Forumsposters

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>my tax dollars pay for you to bomb pali kids
1. You don't pay taxes
2. bombing towelheads is the ONLY thing israel is good for
3. fewer towelheads the better

I'm sure there are more Edmontonians here than that. Maybe some Calgarians will come too!

>1. You don't pay taxes
Incorrect I didn't wake up at 5am to make sure the HVAC system was working correctly so you can attentionwhore on instagram for nothing

I am a US citizen and unlike palis we don't bomb children.

penis penis penis
vagina vagina vagina

do y'all nigguhs ever open a thread that you wanted to reply to but you couldn't find a good enough response and just left it open until it fell off the catalog or am i just mentally ill and need to seek help

Lol me too

The only time this isn't the case is when someone talks trash about Sonic the Hedgehog. Pic is me when I'm preparing to destroy these haters.

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BASED

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I pin threads, and I don't keep them open on other tabs.

you are also a liar
everything you say is often BS

I know your secrets, niggaaaaaaa

Why are Russians always so based?

sonic who

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Aren't there a lot of jews in Poccия?

jokes on you I don't really have any bad secrets

Canada is just North USA

They’re all confined to a tiny corner of Siberia

The aid we give them is actually us forcing them to take our weapons

Mostly correct

Many of them left for Israel after the USSR collapsed, but there's still a lot of them

Yeah, this guy gets it. They got their own land, they speak their language there and whatever else

in place of dark lord you would have a queen!
not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn
treacherous as the sea
stronger than the foundations of the Earth!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR

Population of jewish autonous oblast is less than 170k ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Еврейская_автономная_область

You think I'm him?

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literally and unironically not opening that sketchy link and getting doxxed by russian hackers i'm just gonna say the word OOOOOOOOH SU-SU-SUSSUDIO

shahar doesn't participate in conversation, unless it involves insulting Asians or other peoples he claims to hate.

i'm not the leaf that mentioned the oblast
there were still about 150k jews in the whole of russia as of 2010, down from nearly a million in 1939

Nah, there are more jews than 150k in Russia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews

The funny thing is wikipedia says there are less 2000 of jews living in their autonomous oblast.

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