/brit/

other gems from brexit callers
>if we leave we can eat fish and chips wrapped in newspapers again
>free range bananas
>not a racist but pakis all smell
>if I was may I'd walk into brussels and just give them the finger

helps if they can speak english properly

american culture is british culture

wtf I love the EU now

The British have no culture, and neither does any other anglo country

You get idiots on both sides, getting tired of hearing that the only reason WW3 hasn’t broke out is because of the EU.
Not forgetting the classic “we need to remain because of unity, peace and love” as if that actually means something.

No.

Kill yourself.

I like the ones that think they won't be able to go to Ibiza anymore.

peace and love lads

Happy burning yank day!

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more Brits died in 9/11 than 7/7

um sweetie

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muh 'beefa

newcastle mentioned

Collaborators. Venerate always the 16, history's greatest heroes.

People say that American hours are shit on /brit/, but I have never seen the quality of posting be as bad as it is currently in this thread

That's like saying you have no accent because it just seems normal to you.

im here now lads. hows it foing?

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enjoying your first day on /brit/ then?

brap

apparently koreans are blockeed from posting on jaypee kek

/kr/ when?

Never gets old. The smell of those filthy fat burger munching cunts barbecuing must have been amazing. Based Al Qaeda heroes! Thank you for this eternal celebration!

No need to provide more examples, there's already enough

you just don’t “get” it, being a yank and all

fuck off any time then

The aeroplanes crashed and the Americans fried.
Because based Al Qaeda had God on their side.

I'm positively /shook/ dibshit

meh, last night i repeated
'smell of repetition really is upon you'
that i want to fuck andy samberg
also my bf

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>teehee im bent btw :v

He's got a point though, if you dislike the thread nobody is forcing you to stay.

someone should get faye reagan back on the heroin so she makes more porn

Need a commercial jet to do a 9/11 on my twin bollocks.

>we need to remain because of unity, peace and love
they're annoying agreed, also people who've suddenly adopted a proud european identity. pro-EU or not we are very different to mainlanders

could believe in britain if there were solid economic arguments coming from leave, and not every major economist predicting damage to it. simple as

arranging a shag

White people did 9/11

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49582852

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They have the kpop general on /mu/ that's good enough for them.

laugh everytime i read a review on google that mentions how they are colored, be it positive or negative, wogs are funny creatures

>teehee im black btw @:8(|)

Yeah I get you man, I voted leave but not for economic or immigration reasons. I just don’t like the way the EU is heading, would rather be independent and a bit poorer than just a state in the USU.

Waiting for the train, it's delayed again.

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>@:8(|)

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GIGGSY OUT

who gives a fuck about my nightmares

Why the fuck ain't ya'll postin?

imagine being anti austerity and supporting the eu
fucking yikes

Starbucks now has some nitro cold brew thingy that looks an awful lot like a stout but is apparently just coffee served with nitrogen.

>This means, in turn, that if you bring a group of people who share similar perspectives and backgrounds, they are liable to share the same blind spots. And this means that far from challenging and addressing these blind spots, they are likely to be reinforced

Seems plausible. Muslims would've probably known more about al-Qaeda at the time.

having a tea (lemon and ginger)

imagine being anti austerity and supporting the conservatives

Tried it, it's shit.

Thinking about getting some new sneakers. Any recs?

Ye

imagine being anti-austerity but protesting against climate change

people really do this?

reebok c85 tv

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oh god someone has set dave off already.

what the fuck, you can't just enact policies to ensure the country lives within its means
oh by the way, we all have to start turning our lights off at 6pm to save the turtles

Wish somebody would have warned me just how mind-numbingly boring toil is. At least at school you got the chance to go to a variety of different classes throughout the week, met lots of different people, had a proper lunch break, etc. At toil it's a case of sitting in exactly the same seat day after day, doing exactly the same work, talking to exactly the same people, and on an on for years on end.

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what else did you expect?

The weeks go by quick at least, I have to make sure I’ve got something planned for the weekend though or I think I would go crazy

>austerity means living within your means
very strange definition from dave

You missed the most important part - you don't get anywhere near as much time off compared to when you were at school. I do 9 hour days and fucking wish I was back on an 8 hour day job, that missing hour really makes a difference.

youtube.com/watch?v=un-pAYqVOmg

This is Michael Patrick King's first draft of the Sex and the City movie.
It's 700 pages.
"You guys know that young firefighter I did last night?" Well, his hose spattered all over my European mosaic floor and I slipped in it.
But it's okay, girls, because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what's up, Doc.
Carrie, V.
O.
Samantha's story made me wonder "if I slipped, would Big be there to catch me?"

do me

austerity
noun
UK /ɔːˈster.ə.ti/ US /ˈɑː.ster.ə.t̬i/

the condition of living without unnecessary things and without comfort, with limited money or goods, or a practice, habit, or experience that is typical of this

Cambridge dictionary

ahh yes government not hiring enough nurses to see ill people is the average person living within their means
dave lost the plot already

Austerity in this country means not being able to go on a 2 week holiday to Disneyland Florida every year

Yeah, especially when nobody ever takes a real lunch break. The so-called "9 to 5" was a con

Depends on what you do for a living!

Dolly tried to warn you, mate

Which is pretty shit.

oh i would
got any weed tho
cant bang without it

you know i saw this porn where the guy is smoking weed and i said... 'hm, i should watch more of this'
weed and banging

what a summer!
youtube.com/watch?v=SKxmYVbjl0I

what you described is a symptom of mass immigration

toilberg gives us the option of 8-4 if we want, might start doing that, the extra hour in the evening would make a world of difference.
don’t like the sound of getting up earlier though

Same as any other.

67 Brits died

>government brings in more people to get more tax revenue
>doesn't spend it on its people because muhh austerity
this is how dave thinks government should work

My contract is 8 to 5, most people I know do that or 9 to 5:30. For the former, that makes a 40-hour work week if everybody takes a full hour for lunch, which nobody ever does. I've recently just started leaving at 4:30 or working from home whenever I want to though, and because Mrs Toilberg is such a people person (and also because I get all my work done on time) she just lets me do what I want

They were in America, they deserved it.

had this american chad who was in my year at uni, was like 6'6" and good looking

want, nae, NEED a 7am-3pm or 6am-2pm job

It's such a bait title, but they're right.
What they lacked was cultural awareness. It wasn't because they were too white. I doubt more latinos and more blacks would have prevented 9/11

>7am-3pm
I did this for a while and it was great
no traffic on either end and an extra couple hours to get about is totally worth the early start

The tiny handful of americans I've met at university have all been doing a semester exchange
Then again I don't go to oxbridge or anything like that

No, I've never had a job because I've never wanted one

Pretty standard shift in a call centre. Cant see there being much demand for it in decent jobs though.