What the hell?

yes, I crossed the border once just for fun lul

no j is y

>How did you get the name Slovakia and Slovenia?
>Slovenia speak Serbo-Croatian (Yugoslavian language)

Slovenian speaks Slovenian. A language which is older than 1000 years. Why would you lie about it?

>What's Ljubljana like?

A shithole overrun by Bosnians and Serbs. You will struggle to find an ethnic Slovene there. Go to the country side

Yes
The j softens the l. Try pronouncing the English L and Y together

>yes, I crossed the border once just for fun lul

I was amazed by how brown Italians were when I first saw them. They are almost as swarty as our southern neighbours

>A shithole overrun by Bosnians and Serbs. You will struggle to find an ethnic Slovene there. Go to the country side
What do Slovenes look like?

Like Tyrolians

youtube.com/watch?v=53TlQecLquY

>someone has made a thread about my small country
>WE ARE SO IRRELEVANT AND WITHOUT ANY PURPOSE, WE ARE SHIT, I AM SHIT; PLS CONQUER
>PLS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET SLOVENIA BE A TOPIC OF AT LEAST ONE 300 REPLY LONG THREAD

Have some digntiy for fucks sake. Or. you could get annexed by Croatia.

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>What do Slovenes look like?

Depends. Some of the old folks have a vocabulary full of half German words. The youth is trash.

Originally we were more similar to Germans than Southern "Slavs" but Yugoslavia and brotherhood with balkanians balkanizes us.

While I would prefer my country to be independent early on, I would also prefer it to stay in Austro-Hungarian empire than to become Yugoslavia

>Slovenian speaks Slovenian

Not Bosnian or Montenegrin? Maybe Brcko language??

>Have some digntiy for fucks sake. Or. you could get annexed by Croatia.

I have a dignity and my own culture. What do you have? You speak the same language as Serbs. You are not even an ethnic group

That's an interesting point of view. I'd like to express my gratitude for it is very rare to speak to an actual Slovene both online and in real life.
Have a nice day

>Not Bosnian or Montenegrin? Maybe Brcko language??

What are you talking about? We have written evidence of our language existing for more than 1000 years. It is literally carved in stone dumbass.

>That's an interesting point of view. I'd like to express my gratitude for it is very rare to speak to an actual Slovene both online and in real life.
>Have a nice day

Half of my country is no longer Slovenian so don't assume that you are talking to one just because they have our flag.

As long as I am not a dirty Bosnian i don't give a fuck. You may call me by any name you can think off, I would shoot myself if I was born with a squared shaped head and innability to use vowels in every day communication.

Should've done it twice, retard

Its a shithole because bosniaks and serbs almost took over everything

I was half joking. I still do not understand the ethnic difference between Serbs, Croats and Bosnians.

You all speak the same language. At least Croats are much less likely to be mixed with Turks than the other two. But there really is no difference between Serbs and Bosnians

>Slovenian speaks Slovenian.
What other languages are rather easy for you guys to understand?

Slovak and Serbo-Croatian

>What other languages are rather easy for you guys to understand?

Majority of the people younger than 30 are decent at speaking English. Serbo Croatia is well understood because we have to deal with Balkan-niggers all the time

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I don't as well. Only thing that I do want is for us and the Serbs to come to the mutual understading and divide that wretched state between ourselves.

I am less of an ethno nationalists and more of a racialists. Bosnians are supposedly more mixed because they are muslim Turk lovers.

I think the only solution for our problem is foreign invasion and forced eugenics.

^ yikes

>I am less of an ethno nationalists and more of a racialists. Bosnians are supposedly more mixed because they are muslim Turk lovers. I think the only solution for our problem is foreign invasion and forced eugenics.

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>I am less of an ethno nationalists and more of a racialists. Bosnians are supposedly more mixed because they are muslim Turk lovers.
>I think the only solution for our problem is foreign invasion and forced eugenics.

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All of the states above lost WW1 and only got rescued by us
They should have been Italian

Nothing Italian about Slovenia, you mongoloid turk.

LMOA, have you seen the buildings in your coastal towns retard? Fuck off or go get annexed.

Coastal Slovenia is only a small fraction of our land. We've never been under Italian rule, always Austrian so shut the fuck up.

have yuo seen the bildings in new england go get annexed retard :-DD

Why do you hate Balkan immigrants so much?

Yes. This country lives purely off the overpriced vignettes for their shitty highway to Croatia.

daddy issues

Maybe not, but it would be if we gave you to the Italians after WW1 like we should have

I have :)
ithe comfiest country i've been to so far

Remember to thank Titotard today for concentrating industry in your mountain shithole so you can larp as off-brand industrious Germanics until your infrastructure crumbles. Remember the Serbs who built your country.

>like we should have
>serb education

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remember to go back to serbia if you like it so much milorad

>Nothing Italian about Slovenia, you mongoloid turk.
>There is something Italian about Slovenia
>A-America is Anglo!!!!

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on a side not, why are there so many serbians in the us?

>country of Serbia
Why do you act so strong and important? Your population is declining rapidly, you lose quarter of your territory every 10 years or so, your economy is a mess, smaller than our even though you have trice the population? Nobody takes you seriously, you are no one even in the Balkans, let alone in the Europe or the World.

yes its such a useless country,it has no culture its not western europe and its not balkan people there are robotic and shallow its basically a medium sized gas station

wrong diaspora goulash man, just gotta give credit where credit is due

Cuz Serbia is an European country with standard of living comparable to sub-saharan countires.

>He thinks that the 1915 agreement was end all be all
Slovene education. If Austro-Hungary collapsed like it did and we didn't claim Yugoslavian lands, what do you think would happen to Slovenia?

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And you are all gonna keep buying them

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everybody hates balkan immigrants you should know that since you live in germany

Swarty Turkroach spotted

>All of the states above lost WW1 and only got rescued by us
They should have been Italian

You haven't rescued anything. You killed our nationalists and then gave our land to Italy

>LMOA, have you seen the buildings in your coastal towns retard? Fuck off or go get annexed.

So other nations can't build similar buildings?

>Why do you hate Balkan immigrants so much?

Because they are violent obnoxious monkeys who wave their flags and speak their language in a foreign country but would cry and shit themselves if they were sent back.

Balkaniggers are equivalent to Mexicans in US or Turks in Germany

>Slovene education. If Austro-Hungary collapsed like it did and we didn't claim Yugoslavian lands, what do you think would happen to Slovenia?

We would fall under Austria. A much better faith than sharing a nation with you subhumans.

The presence of Venetians in Slovenia and their efforts are well documented. Also, classic Slovene retard defends their lack of originality in everything they do. Even your genes are unoriginal and combine the worst aspects of your neighbors.

ITT butthurt Serbs telling a better developed country that they did it a favor by stealing it's resources for decades.

Just look at these swarty brown subhumans. They are not even racially European

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>The presence of Venetians in Slovenia and their efforts are well documented. Also, classic Slovene retard defends their lack of originality in everything they do. Even your genes are unoriginal and combine the worst aspects of your neighbors.

Italians are the biggest "WE WUZ ROMANZS N KANGZS" . A modern Italian looks nothing like the ancient ones.

In fact Italians are hook nosed semites which is why they can be played by Jews in Hollywood movies.

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Thank you for your flawless rebuttal and expert knowledge on the relevant subject matter

cefurji

I dare any swarty hooked nose Italian to compare himself to a Roman statue.

You are as Roman as the Arabs are Egyptian. Italians are lucky the Slavs shared some of our genes with them or North Italy wouldn't even have blonde haired people.

Thank God for Germanic invasions too. Because of them you look at least half European

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>Thank you for your flawless rebuttal and expert knowledge on the relevant subject matter

I am too drunk to argue with "Italian American" aka mutt shitskin. There are books which prove my point.

Read: jstor.org/stable/1835889?seq=1#metadata_info_tab_contents

pls remain calm and relaxed

I'm not Italian, I don't want to know what makes you seethe at Italians. You should thank them for beautifying portions of your country, I don't want to know what would have marred your clay had they not stepped in.

>He thinks Austria would've been left that big
you clearly don't know post WW1 politics

I live in what should be slovenia

sLOVEnia

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i like slovenia

>I live in what should be slovenia

That's literally all of Italy and Croatia

One day I'll visit Slovenia and there is nothing you can do about it.

Reply to this post if you think Slovenians should be rangebanned

>One day I'll visit Slovenia and there is nothing you can do about it.

Don't come here unless you like being raped. I will personally rape every tourist

Yeah I been to "leski bled"
It was shit

The fuck is a leski bled

We'll see about that. Maybe you'll like it.

based mass tourist who can't spell

spellcast?

Uhhh lake bled

>based mass tourist who can't spell

I used to be better at speaking English, but then I started talking to Americans and their fucking ebonics corrupted me.

we dont speak serbocroatian you fucking polish scum, we have our own language thats more then 1000 xeasr old. fuck off

Oh
I've never been there but people talk it up like it's the most beautiful place in the world, it's overrated. I prefer more isolated and quaint places around where I live, the fewer people the better

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When I went out was full of rude Russian cunts.
Yeah that looks nice mate

at leaast we have our own language you half slovenian half serbian speaking inferior complex nigger

>Oh
>I've never been there but people talk it up like it's the most beautiful place in the world, it's overrated. I prefer more isolated and quaint places around where I live, the fewer people the better

Your place resembles mine. Do you live in a valley surrounded by hills?

You went to the most overhyped overcrowded tourist trap in the country, and you're surprised it was shit

Probably a very comfortable place to live.

from what I understand slovenia is based relatively good free country

>good free country

Top kek dude. We even regulate air rifles and black powder firearms. We are not free. Why just recently a kid was fined 200$ for firing an airsoft pistol into the woods.

>valley surrounded by hills
you just described 90% of the country lmao
muh guns more guns = more freedumbs

Dad took me there.

>muh guns more guns = more freedumbs

You didn't read my post did you? Like the part where you can be fined for shooting a toy gun at a forrest?

Or the fact that you have to go through weapons training handling to own an air rifle that fires a tiny pellet at more than 200 m/s

I can talk about more ridiculous laws. Like the fact that we have to register electric bikes now

The same thing is happening here, those guns look like real guns or replicas at least kids just walk around streets with them and scare everyone