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Jacob Turner
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Jonathan Turner
willy
Nathan Mitchell
Imagine if poo came out of willies and wee came out of bums
Aiden Martin
pee comes from the balls
poo comes from the heart
Jeremiah Gutierrez
heard a guy once shat out his wenis and it killed him
Luis Rivera
Your willy hole would be proper stretched from all the poo
Lincoln Howard
mister willy
mister bum
Owen Richardson
On this day in British History
>1297 – Battle of Stirling Bridge: Scots jointly led by William Wallace and Andrew Moray annihilate the English army led by the Earl of Surrey. Much of the English cavalry was able to escape, but the infantry was massacred with a reported 5,000 deaths.
>1649 – Siege of Drogheda ends: Oliver Cromwell's English Parliamentarian troops take the town and execute its garrison. In Cromwell's words, "In the heat of the action, I forbade them to spare any that were in arms in the town...and, that night they put to the sword about two thousand men"
1709 – Battle of Malplaquet: Great Britain, Netherlands and Austria led by John Churchill defeat a French army led by the Duc de Villars during the War of the Spanish Succession.
>1758 – Battle of Saint Cast: France repels a British invasion during the Seven Years' War.
>1777 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of Brandywine: The British celebrate a major victory in Chester County, Pennsylvania.
>1803 – Battle of Delhi, during the Second Anglo-Maratha War, is fought between British troops under General Lake, and Marathas of Scindia's army under General Louis Bourquin.
>1813 – War of 1812: British troops arrive in Mount Vernon and prepare to march and invade Washington, D.C..
>1814 – War of 1812: The climax of the Battle of Plattsburgh, a major United States victory in the war.
>1879 – 268 miners die in an explosion at the Prince of Wales Colliery, at Abercarn, South Wales.
>1944 – World War II: The Western Allied invasion of Germany begins near the city of Aachen.
>1944 – World War II: An RAF bombing raid on Darmstadt and the following firestorm kill 11,500.
>1978 – Janet Parker, a British medical photographer, became the last recorded person to die from smallpox. In light of this incident, all known stocks of smallpox were destroyed or transferred to one of two Biosafety level 4, WHO reference laboratories for smallpox.
Ethan Moore
Levi Ross
shoved 4 painkillers up my arse, was i supposed to mix it into a solution first or do i just let them dissolve there?
Jordan Cruz
rtfm
Jackson Powell
Fuck, that's some start to a thread!
Austin Johnson
You have to take them out and lick them
Evan Jackson
horrid creature
Carson Rodriguez
Did a toil poo, glad there's barely anyone in the office, had to rush out to the bogs.
Michael Thompson
willy IRISH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING GAY LMAO poo
Samuel Jenkins
poo willy
Angel King
kin ell it's 9/11 already
genuinely feels like a couple months ago since we had another one of these
Joshua Garcia
Don't remember last years, frankly the yanks need to get over it. Then again they're still going on about Pearl Harbour so it's probably over 100 years before they shut up about 9/11.
Matthew Ortiz
Robert Hill
can't swallow my antibiotics my tongue involuntarily moves to block it from going down
tried eating and just as i needed to swallow plopping it in but that didn't work either so i just crunched the cunt down. hope i don't die
Lucas Nelson
Why do these bints keep going there?
Angel Hill
happy fuck yanks day everyone
Jonathan Butler
Irn Bru
Owen Smith
Should've got an oral solution then bud
Aaron Brooks
youtube.com
the fuck is this shit
why does it have so many views
Jason Butler
how aru?
Easton Smith
cos they're from there i guess
Kevin Nguyen
it was horrible, people jumped out of buildings
Logan Roberts
It's for kids you FUCKING NONCE
Ethan Morales
Thoughts
Easton Kelly
It's Saint Skyscraper's Day.
Lincoln Reyes
Haha fine thanks how about yourself
Ayden Moore
In poor taste that mate, have a word with yourself
Isaac Powell
hmmm stars
Thomas Evans
my thoughts are:
"are you meant to eat the stars?"
"why is one tower smaller than the other?"
"what is that knobbly babybel thing?"
"9/11 was fully justified mashallah"
Bentley Diaz
>Yank """cuisine"""
Luis Sanders
Should have been a toasted sandwich.
Hunter Moore
imagine actually wiping your arse
Henry Howard
is it meant to be the sun or the fireball from the impact?
Cooper Williams
first shag since the break up last night lads
was blackout drunk and completely fucked it up very low chance of a round two
Nolan Cook
2020... i am forgotten
Elijah Lee
get in there de lad
Brayden Martin
if you came, thats a good shag
love you turt you keep doing you xx
Josiah Young
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like Ngubu
Carter Evans
didn't cum
forget most of it if I'm being honest
shame because she's a very fit lass
Isaac Reed
he will become a superstar
Levi King
chuckling
Angel Powell
girl at toil just had a full meltdown because someone said they cant cover her shift and it means she has to be in at 9am after a night out, tears and the lot lmao women are unhinged
Alexander Campbell
can someone post that blonde slampig sitting down
Gabriel Brooks
Nolan Howard
haha you wacky bastard what are you like eh
Robert Fisher
I want Brie to beat me up!
Samuel Myers
Austin Davis
Postie just delivered me a lovely UV filter.
Hunter Robinson
Stab her in the face from me
Joshua Gray
I'm alt right
Joshua Bennett
what was his name again?
James Clark
But are you alright?
Luke Miller
Chad
Isaiah Gutierrez
aye you gettin a grow on de laaaaaaad
Julian Rodriguez
Could have made a bit of an effort with the costumes FFS.
Ryder Nelson
munched hard on her fanny despite it being a first date and her pissing all night at the pub
Charles Bennett
Nah, camera.
Have a growlight for my chillies though.
Luis Moore
corrr do you at least remember the taste
Jason Green
I'm alri
Just woke up
Dealing with a cold
Jonathan Thompson
Proper cringe
Robert Ortiz
sucking a turtle
Ian Rogers
yeah was good she had a top notch fanny
mad that I won't be able to get in there again
Easton Reed
Hello lads, so today I decided to contact the women and she said she's missed my friendship. Hmmm really makes me think that, probably missed me for my money.
Blake Peterson
You wouldn't even be able to get near her before she used her super strong women feminist powers to destroy you.
(the large men who protect her would beat you up)
Connor Edwards
love turt's made up stories about shagging
Nicholas Hall
herr emutt schiztler and don malaponte
Kevin Walker
She's probably told all her friends about the shit sex lole
Xavier Anderson
>tfw you will never get to put your penis inside a fanny.
Christopher Long
alri thequartering
Chase Turner
unlucky
Brody Taylor
sucking a fanny
Ayden Ortiz
She told me she had her 2 week Schizophrenia injection today also. Good to know that. Haha
Tyler Rogers
ah yes
Tyler King
The Chad Virgin
Julian White
a bunch of yankees and foreigners died in a giant building for conducting international business at the hands of a wahhabist/salafist vanguard that may or may not have been unduly influenced by Israel and Saudi Arabia. This resulted in our country and its allies being mired in a pointless war for twenty years and losing more men than died in those damnable towers.
Brayden Morgan
An Irish mick.
Luis Howard
what's a schizo injection
Dominic Evans
yeah likely
on to the next one
Oliver James
Charlie is a white italian man
Adrian Smith
brb placing Boris under citizen's arrest
Hunter Martin
On my mandated 1 hour toil respite
Zachary James
I've published three papers and I'm not even 21
safe to say I'm miles ahead of you washouts
Evan Lopez
Listening to this while I crash my plane into big ben
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Kayden Howard
turt how bigs your willy? can imagine you being like jordy el nino small with a massive whammer
Thomas Harris
careful you lot are so cucked these days a paddy can fuck you over for hate speech and muh wacism as much as a black or paki in britain these days.
Nathan Edwards
Drinking a can of san pengegrino
Nicholas Perry
anyone up for setting up a soviet while those mugs are off work?
Isaac Anderson
Juan Kelly
It's given by injection as it's a slow release. I don't know much about it 2bh. I've only really heard briefly about it when I was in the mental ward in passing.
Jason Watson
did 3 years in HMP for calling an irish bloke by his unpreferred pronouns
Jacob Gonzalez
love eating pussy me
proud bocat
Nathaniel Walker
Cameron Perry
What flave? Blood orange is my favourite