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Dunfermline edish

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Dunfermline?

more like pengfermline

need to find a christian girlfriend and get married QUICK, can't stop fapping to porn

Alexa, order three Doc Johnson American Bombshells

lads i feel like you’re baiting me into making a cunt of my self by trying to shag a bird with no exp, i cant just rely on her being alright with riding me surely at some point im gonna have to take the reigns so to speak

Yeah yeah I get off at Vic

So where to go you faggots

hurry up

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Was talking to someone at work about the places I've been recently, he said "hey you're quite the tourist then" I flattened him there and then before spitting on his unconscious body.

I am a TRAVELER not a tourist

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>can't stop fapping to porn
reckon she won't like that

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its really not that difficult promise

most christian girls do porn now

gamers... RISE

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same thing

you'd be surprised how natural it is. next think you know you'll find yourself spanking her arse

shagging is not hard we've been doing it for 4.5 billion years haha x

full-body cringe

No it's not, I do the things tourists wouldn't dream of

*in a nasally dutch accent*

They actually have jobs to go to.

it's insufferable how many people just come to /brit/ to argue and can't even spot a whimsical post these days

Hate this cucked mentality so many of my fellow alt-right incels on the internet have. Crime? that's nigger behaviour. No it's fucking not. If every white man turned criminal today Europe would be saved. Our ancestors had that looting raping mentality that you really need, they didn't wear suits and briefcases.

Debbie

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>he lives on a council estate
>he has no economical prospects
>his mum is a dirty single mother sket
>his sisters are also single mothers, with most of the fathers being Pakis
>he drinks and takes drugs all day to take away the pain
>he thinks Brexit will somehow solve his dysfunctional proletariat existence
fucking state of you chavvy brexit bastards

post is dripping with whimsy

>fungus was shagging 4 billion years ago
>I still never have

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Benidorm is more British than anywhere in Britain - a true melting pot of the working class from all areas of our country

4 more days
The wait is KILLING me

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did he actually eat the whole thing?

fuck it im gonna get it done, dont know why im putting trust in you cunts but here we are

No.

"lefty"pol ladies and gentlemen

>>he lives on a council estate
>>he has no economical prospects
>>he drinks and takes drugs all day to take away the pain
all me

ay

rorke's need a social high ground, it's all they got over Abdul and Jamal next door. Pathetic really how they crave to be above someone

report back

based

who’s in it?

shagging? nah mate, i wank

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This was supposed to be the new world

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get a JOB you chavvy fuck

feel like im at least 20% responsible for you becoming a man

MAGA

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taking away the pain

how in the name of fuck is any of that "lefty" you mong?

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Lads i've always thought of England and Scotland as one place, always thought of us being separate countries simply a traditional and ceremonial thing. Its always been my assumptions that as time goes on Britain will become more united and there will be less of a divide between Scotland and England

Am I wrong? Thinking about Brexit and how startlingly different the two countries voted it really does make me wonder if this union will last and if the scots really do see themselves as separate from England

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"28-year-ols Janet Adu, one of di women wey dey change di tori tell BBC Minute say 'pipo dey surprise wen dem hear say I be truck driver.'"

Your thoughts on female truck drivers?

Based
Kek
Shaliday

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Business idea, Lunatic Fringe but with the world fringe replaced by cringe.
This will be a hit with the world wide webbers
youtube.com/watch?v=sTFVMMCwsss
Thoughts on my business plan, dragons?

what's the appeal of women

all lezzers

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knarly how those reptillia are related to birds, that means birds are reptiles too suely?

0/6

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which diego era was best?
>diego riviera but uglier
>FONT
>blog on/reddit space
>muh bogeyman

for me? it has to be the blog on era

and what does this have to do with British culture?

rough women, I'd stay away from them

peng kino that

Nobody asks to be born in a council estate and live a life of dread you filthy wankstain its merely the shitty circumstance they are born in to without the proper tools provided to them to get out

Owls are mammals I think

who needs drink and drugs to take away the pain when i have your tears of impotent rage to soothe me?

his next one

they have a sopping wet damp hole where their willies should be

enjoy your lay

reptiles are cold-blooded egg-laying vertebrates with scales so nah

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Each has its own beautiful moments

genuinely all awful
though was baiting him into giving me attention during all of these eras so whatever

>economical prospects

fuck off retard

santander just rang up saying if i don’t start putting money into my account soon they’re gonna take my overdraft off me and make me pay the money I owe with interest

Council estates should be subject to regular gassing to cull the herd.

mate

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bbc.com/news/av/stories-49022323/hiv-positive-and-proud-what-s-with-the-stigma

Hiv-positive and proud. What's with the stigma?

bbc.com/news/av/stories-49596060/trans-and-pregnant-how-one-man-gave-birth-to-his-own-baby

The dad who gave birth. how one man gave birth to his own baby by impregnating himself

BBC really outdoing themselves with some fantastic journalism today

You'll just create gas resistant housos

true
>you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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no the problem is that they voted leave or support brexit
the rest is just an angry remainer lashing out at an enemy he can't see or touch, but he can really FEEL, all around him, oppressing him
*shudders* DISAGREEING with him

and leaving the EU is going to give the underclass the tools to become rich? They were duped, scammed by Nigel Farage

feathers are just long scales

tell them to get fucked

t. in 30k debt with my bank and have to work cash in hand whilst not declaring my address to prevent bailifs taking my posessions

>The dad who gave birth. how one man gave birth to his own baby by impregnating himself

might have a cheeky wank to this earlier

Da says this about ireland all the time

Been posting a lot on r/the_Donald. Hope I become a moderator soon, I've earned that promotion

Wait am I in /cum/

reckon we should topple the assad regime and let the brave religious freedom fighters have a crack at running syria

stop blaming brown people then
blame your shit parents and yourself for your lack of social mobility and education

>the actual state of Brexit voters

no but cum is in your mum

Based

got nice hair

based

been on a roll today

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voted labour and remain 2bh purely because i got blagged that they were gonna legalize weed

>haha you're a chav
>uses the term battyboy
cringe