/brit/

who's your streamerfu?

POSTMAN INAAT
POSTMAN INAAT
POSTMAN INAAT AND HIS MUSLIM PRAYER MAT
EARLY IN THE MORNING
WHEN THE DAY IS DAWNING
HE HEARS THE CALL OF THE ISLAMIC ADAAN

that korean girl who dances
love korean girls me

Fucking hot lad. Anyway,how do you guys usually go about shagging slags over there,just hit the pub with friends? I see British slags here, ugly faces and hot bodies, I wanna shag them

mental how cumming inside a woman makes a person

saw a pakistani bloke wearing makeup and talking in a VERY gay voice to his fully niqab'd female friend

You're asking a bunch of non-shaggers how to shag.

that absolute mong two threads ago who linked a google search for his evidence that even a single use of any drug will have lasting long term effects, and who thinks putting an Ethernet cable in a wifi router means there is no wifi signal.

You are the by a long stretch the biggest idiot ever to inhabit /brit/ and I am inclined to believe you are actually a child. I don't expect you to own up to that gem of a post, I wouldn't

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get them smashed

Lads, is it normal to want to wear sweet armour and capes and stuff?

Mental how the first humans were like "I want to put my willy inside the hole of that woman"

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jog on, junkie runt, your mother sucks cock in hell

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Probably Xerxes, mate, god king of the Persians.

Aye

Two thoughts for today:

1) Women are like carpet. Lay it them the first time and you can walk all over it for the rest of your life.

2) Men who like totally shaved women are undercover nonces. Pubic hair evolved to be a marker that a woman is ready to breed.

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love the blacks lads

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>he doesn't know you can turn off wi-fi in your router settings
how are these retards even able to navigate the internet

seems like something i’d have enjoyed when i was a student

**welsh rabbit

they have and that thing is peng

's daughter yea

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Really lad? I assumed most of you have active sex lifes. I dont get the Incel vibes.

Thank you

lmao was it you?
do you seriously think having an ethernet cable in the router negates any damage the wifi signal that is all around you will cause?
I bet your IQ is below 70

Reminds me of this strapping young man

youtu.be/b01S7EBQztk

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
BANANA PHONE

I bet your sister sucks paki cock for drugs

Have you noticed that there are very few old couples with a significant height difference? Either they don't last or small girls only recently started getting interested in tall guys

black people are based ngl only americans i can see myself having a laugh with

wait what does wifi do to you?

It's actually just because people shrink as they age, but men shrink moreso than women.

sucking a cock

I still dont understand how the Scottish court says prorogation is illegal when it happens literally every year at roughly the same time of year

how does one go about becoming as stupid as you are?
dropped on your head as an infant?
not even decades of daily hard drug abuse could make me as stupid as you.
I could be on a heroin IV 24 hours a day and I would be more coherent than you

Sometime it feels like I am the same height as the gf other times it feels that I am abut 5cm taller. But it fluctuates

Drugmong frantically ingesting dangerous chemicals to illicit a short pleasure response

>have a mouth ulcer and I'm crying like a little girl
don't know how I'm gonna handle it when I inevitably die

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Woah girl you like Oasis? You must be very special.

holy shit you're so fucking stupid and still seething after how exposed you were

Fucking howling at the state of you lad, stop taking drugs ya spastic loser

its not saying its in general illegal
its saying this particular time was
who really cares though, brexits cancelled so we can all just move on

Don't think you have to worry, you're already heading towards 4'11

tall people generally didn't exist before the genetic modification experiments of the 90s

this drug mong has really fried his fucking brain jesus christ

yeah they're called high heels you baldy nonce

back in the boomer years all the chads got killed so the manlets regained the power

the only thing exposed is the brain tissue from the lobotomy you must have had to make you this retarded
I don't use drugs

is this spastic still going on about his drugs
been going on for about 4 hours now

>Gibi
>Pandora
>Fairy Char
>Heather Feather
>British Primrose
>Softly Galoshes
>White Rabbit
>Jodie Marie

come on lads
who's the best asmrtist

>I don't use drugs
FUCKING LOL

ephemeral rift

making love to a toilet roll tube

>the only thing exposed is the brain tissue from the lobotomy you must have had to make you this retarded

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dunno i've had sex before

oof

Not saying there are no tell older guys. But they used to date their own height.

We should rape and kill non-gamers

quintessential runt post

...

this drug mong on the ropes for 4 fucking hours. probably so zoned out he thinks its only been minutes though

tell me lads, is rorke still on the ropes?

yeah but there arent any tall older guys
its a remnant of trench warfare where small stature was an evolutionary advantage

If you have nothing kind to say don't say anything at all

bore off shlomo

Wonder how many under 18s post here
Reckon it's at least 15% of posters

Getting absolutely smashed off cod liver oil lads

anyone tried chris tarrant's new dartboard?

that would be against the rules though :/

definitely this drug mong so that's at least 1

wish we could turn back time

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toilberg made me send out a mass spam email to over 5000 people yesterday
woke up to 50 angry emails in response
oy vey

youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0WfopgR9k

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gosh she's so fit

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You're certainly one of them
I would hazard a guess at 14 years old

>1890
Why is Norway not shown as part of sweden on the map and why is Finland not part of Russia? also we were way poorer than that

nice "no u" response drug mong

Fucking thailad. Buy bitcoin he said, yes put all your savings in it. It's the future

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Got the acoustic guitar out lads, any song requests?

Wonder if any of you would be anything less than insufferable to have a pint with. Very much doubt it.

blame both the yanks and the germans for the decline of britain

How do you like the new haircut lids?

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me? staring at my screen, waiting for some funny posts so I can laugh a bit

we had a good time on table 46 at the montagu pyke was no trips or names tho

I don't use drugs
You are a child tho

Comfy

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mug was only ever a good investment before it blew up

spancill hill please

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