/brit/

is that mikey on the right

I agree. I was having a poo and tried to make a new thread by phoneposting.

My bad guys.

>Although she has not said a definite goodbye to pornography, she has stopped shooting voluntarily since the beginning of 2017 because it is no longer a challenge and she wants to live new experiences.

Gucking a solfball

Honestly I fucking hate all of you, every time online all you see is "if a girl hits you hit or back" or "if she hit me I would knock her out" even normies say it, and it's all lies! I was at a bar and this local bitch who thinks she is tough and always fights girls and starts on guys. Anyway she kept asking me was I gay and I just ignored her and didn't take the bait but she kept going on and on, offering to hook me up with her cousin etc while everyone was im hysterics. Eventually told her to fuck of and she threw her drink in my face scratched my face and then when I got up to leave she started pushing me as I walked towards the door then punched me to the back of the head. At this point I was seeing red and turned round and she hit me again then squared up to me while screaming "Fucking do something" then when I said I won't hit a woman she headbutted me then started laughing saying I look like I am gonna cry or something. All I remember is hitting her and her falling like she was dropped from a moving truck and a thud as she hit the ground then some guy grabbing me then another guy swinging at me. Thankfully my best friend is a decent boxer and btfo the guy that swung and hitting another guy who went for me then telling me I should leave. Now everyone in my local community is calling me a woman beater and if they see me they are gonna knock me out etc

addicted to pirating movies and music, de lads

i literally have terabytes of shit that i'll never watch or listen to but i love the sight of that download bar going from 0 to 100. i'm addicted to it.

Get fucked womenbeater hope you get bummed on your way home x

youtube.com/watch?v=GBpq_Jq7yn0

based

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rorke caught in the act

Seriously what the fuck is the point of this general anyways
Most of these posts are just one sentence expressions and statements like “walked down the stairs just now” and “NOT a fan of the meat pies” or some stupid shit. Nothing is being discussed, nothing informative or even entertaining is being posted, it’s just a thread that lasts 5 minutes, and the only thing British about it are the flags and most of these aren’t even UK flags

shit was so cash

have you watched simpsons episode where homer turns into super fat homer :D if you have money problems have a little break and laugh to homers super fat :D also in episode is bart son if you are bart fan also houmers son bart is there :D all other simpsons also you should watch quickly

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do something with your life

how do you let one man grab you and your buddy in crime by the collar like that
makes me think it's staged or something

Small yank brain can’t comprehend British humour

there's no point posting here when homealone isn't.
facts.

>Timmy james byrne here, currently in my rented flat in high wycombe after being treated in stoke mandeville, thrown out all my bears, deciding to lose weight and have apologized to vinay, the builders and DPD for all my transgressions against them in the past, oh.... and apologies for the naked pictures.

gorgeous eyes
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINLAD!!!!! XXXX

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Sometimes, you have to fully punch a woman in the face.

hahahahaha rip you

Don't let Rorke see this

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i can't, de lad. one of my downloads is about to finish. i'm excited! i could coom to it if i was a cumbrain

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nothing wrong with that, we're all equal

Life of a Mountain: A Year on Blencathra starting on bbc4 in five mins
unironically my favourite mountain

thank you

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There is no way a judge can "Without" doubt prove the motive of the PM, this is circumstantial and without clear fact based eveidnc. and is an opinion based on feelings and emotions... this is not a question for law.. this is simply related the the crazy hypocrisy of the loony left!

based and piratepilled

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Based coomgang

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have sex

>seeding

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leftypol defending the woman then getting btfo by rorkechad

Me? I COOM

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don't let mum see that!

have a coom

Just finished installing the new sink lads
What do we think?

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we're all in here lads

Mummy’s in the other room

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where's the hot tap?

5 days into nofap lads

what did you get up to today? beach?

nunca me fui
don't need one x

I'm moving to Barcelona to teach English in November. Any advice, tronco?

>Update
Used to love sink threads on /b/

i usually fail at day 6

how many minutes did you work today Jorge?

If it is real there are probably a few other people behind the camera so they're worried about getting battered by a group of fellas rather than that one.

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Moving to Seville to teach Esperanto in January lad, any advice?

Ice cold showers allow one to awaken ancestral memories consisting of frigid plains in the Neolithic Eurasian steppe.

R1b mindset. R1b vibes. Planning. Cunning. Chariot Domination.

That Corded Ware Swagger.

For me its usually day 7
We'll see what happens

why is this little shit looking at me like that? why is he judging me with his beady little accusative eyes? fucking cunt

>the american flags posting in spanish

Few beers at the bar, threw up this morning and was in bed idk why and took mummy to the beach since she likes shells
>Barcelona
You might as well start acting like a soyboy now girls there are ultra feminists

Lads I have £6.45 and going to Tesco what should I buy, my current thoughts are

Pizza £1.50 to £2
Sausage rolls £1
Nachos £3 for 2 bags mozzarella and £1 tortilla chips

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separate taps are dumb as fuck

flag (singular)
that would be me lad x

The current tinder match has big milkers like this

assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/831199/20190802_Latest_Yellowhammer_Planning_assumptions_CDL.pdf
>we knew what we were voting for

HAMUNNA HAMMUNNNA HAMMUNNNA
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA
*tongue falls out*
*eyes pop out*
*heart pops out and starts beating*
W-WHAT A HOT BHABHABAABIAT

cheering for josie long on masterchef

muestranosla

>Nachos £3 for 2 bags mozzarella and £1 tortilla chips
You're gonna need more than that for good nachos

99.8% european and .2% sub saharan african according to 23 and me lads

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got called jewish in greggs

cruikey

Statistical noise

got called whitey in kfc

Blacker than you, O'Connor

I wanted Britain to leave the EU
Simple as

sosig roll

I only like cheese and tortillas and i dont know how to make the good american style nacho cheese

Havent ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.

Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.

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Eh well I reckon brexits gonna be the best in the long run innit?

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Got called gammon in la supermercado

hello black Irishman

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vintage gimmick

such is the natural order of things

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the anglo-french rivalry continues

muestranos la mujer

u mad whiteboi

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Brexit Britain

Dear god that is horrible, the sheer thought gives me a panic attack. Nature is basically forcing you to give your money away

th-thanks for the birthday card, mum

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Literally the EU's fault for not giving us a better deal