I would kill all of you if I saw you in real life

I would kill all of you if I saw you in real life

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why? we could be friends

Based

I would fuck your twink ass before doing it

Stfu internet rambo you'd be chewing on pavement ten seconds after we met

Me first

You can't even leave your chair you fat fuck

Okay incel, have fun getting reported to FBI.

>American

nah. I'm sure you're a nice person

Meet me at the Notre Dame- oh wait lmao

See me gare du nord
I'll be the one doing push ups

you're really gonna say this today huh

5 steps is enough to get out of your sitting radius
actually make that 5 miles lmao

want my address, bro?

I'd literally destroy you

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i would pummel you into the dirt

Fucking wristlet lmao

>I would kill all of you if I saw you in real life

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yeah ok. come take part in the next open ring mma tournament and lets see how many seconds you last against me. tip: take a one way ticket, you wont be needing the return

>Fucking whist*grabs you by your neck and lifts you* AAAAAAAAAA! STOP IT, STOP IT!!

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>Those nails
Can't even afford a nail clipper, the absolute state of 4th world Russia lmao

Powerful

nice kebab bro

Whenever somebody says something bad about russia in a thread it gets deleted immediaely, anybody else seeing this?

What are you talking about?

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it's almost like mr. hotpockets was replaced with gasbadin garjachi karmanõ. really boils the pelmeni

*teleports behind you*

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