What's the preferred wiping method in your cunt?

what's the preferred wiping method in your cunt?

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usually i sit and wipe but if its especially sloppy i just get up and bend down

We don't wipe ass
Let your mom lick our ass

Take three or four pieces of TP, fold it over, SPIT on it and wipe hard, fold over again and repeat as many times as you can

We dont wipe our asses because touching man's ass (including your own) is gay and because we are 110% heterosexual country.

stupid nipcel i hate you more than your parents do

from behind
from the dick side is weird as fuck

how about the cocks poster?

I grab my dirty ass hair and rip it out

when I wiped earlier there was blood and now I'm afraid to wipe again :(

intresting there are a few methods in my cunt i also like pic related where you spread your cheeks as to not rip the ass towel

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>portuguese people

All Swedish and Russian operatives trying to make us look bad

try using a wet wipe or wet the toilet paper for the rest of the day

Depends on the magnitude of the shit I just took.

Light shit: Whatever is quickest, may go from back or front.

Medium shit: Squat on the seat and get in there, it ain't gay. It's hygienic.

Heavy shit: Just take a shower and clean it. No point in futile efforts.

News papers

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How the fuck do you do it sitting down? Why risk putting your hand that close to the water? Just stand up.

They're talking about taking a pee not poo

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*dabs on your toilet paper*

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BASED

Cool.