Russian nigga be like

Finnish niggas be like "My name is Pekka Olavi Vöulouyöälakuelouelmösyperkellainen"

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The slavic patronyms sound shitty but imagine if we had an english equivalent.

Americans be like
>call me [spoiler]when my order is ready. I need a fucking big mac or two before I can get going in the morning.

semen blyat

>Hi i'm Max von Muttland
>320M share the same toponym
At least the patronym has some degree of exclusivity since your named after your dad

I dont think you actually understand how they work

Russian n*gga (censored to not offend) be like
>Going to jerkov

>kek patronyms are peasant-tier
Makes no sense, they're based.
Also you can have both. patronyms are just middle names

>patronyms
>exclusivity
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-25-common-surnames-britain-family-history-university-west-england-bristol-uk-a7423196.html
Most of the most common surnames in England are patronyms

Russian N8gga be like
>chilling with my homie churkakov

Why are you censoring 'niggas' lol?

I've only ever seen Ceмён transcribed as Semyon.

that was actually a typo lel

anyone else here like cute girls (male)

Turkish niggas be like
>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

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>French alley cats be like my name is Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley, O'Malley the Alley Cat.

finnish niggas be like

>my name is miika kämaläneperkelevittu

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cringe. They sound high class. Imagine having your name in your sons name. Sounds aristocratic.
>slavic patronyms sound shitty
They sound Chad and traditional af tbqh.

this

>cringe. They sound high class. Imagine having your name in your sons name. Sounds aristocratic.
I thought this was normal. In my family, almost all middle names are named after another family member, especially the dad.

>Chinamen be like
My name is 達王漫 (Da Wang Man)

Putin in mexican-spanish is little faggot.

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>Imagine having your name in your sons name. Sounds aristocratic.
This used to be the peasant way of naming here

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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swiss niggas be like Joan Walter Auguste dé La Gruyere

Sjemön

Sad to see you getting so cucked out of your tradition by us.

Getting actual last names instead of patronymics in the 19th century had nothing to do with you

French niggas be like

>Why yes, my name is Ahmed bin Taleb, how could you tell?

Patronyms in Russia aren't last names though.

And we have 1 or 2 middle names instead of patronymics. As far as I know that's not an american tradition. You're not the center of the world

>You're not the center of the world
pffft We most certainly are. And it's a Western European tradition. You probably got it from the Swedes.

Patronyms were used mostly in western finland east had a much longer history with names

cope

Western finland used farm or house names and patronyms eastern finland had actual last names since pre history

>last names
We werent talking about last names though, stupid finngol.

Polish niggas be like

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