Why is new zeland so cringe?

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Stop making this bait thread

Meh. At least we didnt spread (((feminism))) all over the globe and wreck other countries on the same scale for Jews like you lot did.

You’re really not helping our case here my teenage friend.

i'm a boomer what's the haka?

Maybe if you'd dance more for us we'd respect you more.

But the Canadians make fun of us when we dance, and I get really self conscious when I wear my skirt in front of everyone.

cringe

Imagine living in a country as cultureless as Canada.

I wouldn't make fun of you, kiwibro, dance away in your skirt

have sex

low key osama bin laden has a lot of swag

>Dutch people saying this

LOK'TAR OGAR!

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Read this in a nasally voice

NZ is a sick society split between retart Maoris (scumbags, all of them. Fat disgusting apes good for nothing, really) and retart cowboys (imbeciles driving trucks. Meth heads, uncultures assholes, really)
The gap in between these two halves is so fucking narrow, one can still bro some people in Auckland or Welly... But it is hard as fuck.
>NZ is a wonderful land doomed by imbeciles

>coming from a yank
Americans have absolutely no awareness of their god awful nasally accents, do they. Jesus fucking christ.

I watched Japanese children dancing Haka yesterday on twitter. They seemed love haka so much because they came there to welcome Allblacks.

>*something happened or is happening*
>dude let's do haka

They always do the haka in football too.

More like baka
LOL

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I'm just glad I got a normal accent and not some freakazoid shit like this.

>anti-Semitism
You're the retard brainwashed by edgy amerimutt teenagers

>Australia
You can't talk.

>oh look it's the new zealanders pretending to do the Haka again
It's always cringy

God I hate the haka now. When I was a kid no one did it except soldiers and the All Blacks

>the uruk hai war dance is cringe

White New Zealanders doing the Haka is pure cringe, only Maori should do it

anyone else notice the guy at the back who just seemed slightly off? he was just slightly behind on all the movements and a bit uncoordinated. he tilted his head weirdly at one point, and also he was doing these strange movements at one point, looking slowly from left to right. In OP picture he is the 2nd from the right. seriously watch it and you’ll see what I mean.

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luckily we don't value the opinions of amerifats
ignore my flag btw

We wuz maori and shieet