/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

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>revolutionary niggahs striking at the heart of the convenience store conglomerate edition
ftfy
there are no white people

bruh imagine how fucking big those briefs must be, you could pitch a lil tent lmao

depends a lot on the girl. we have a lot of annoying overly politically active bihs, but if you can avoid them you're in the clear

Mental how they did this in LA in the 90s and the place never recovered now its just a ghetto with a bunch of closed down buildings

I'm like darwin
An evolutionary nigga
Dont ape me
When i pull the fucking trigga
Uhnn

LOL

guess they had to order the double wide billboard to fit her

>now

i wanna die

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>florida man

good night
youtube.com/watch?v=SvrOzYtnLMA

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wear clothes?

ate a whole pizza and now im feeling bloated

If you wanted to die, you'd be dead.

thot PATROLLED

I just at a whole bbq chicken pizza as well

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how the fuck am i still alive?

youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E

i dont think the drugs i put in my bum did very much tbqh
would have rather snorted them, though my nose thanks me for bumming them.

why wouldn't you be

if you drink alcohol you are a loser
if you do illegal drugs you are based

coom-ba-ya milord
coom-ba-ya

I want a qt robot.

Why have no girls ever touched my penis?

What if you do both at the same time?

where does ice cream stand in this?

but weed is legal where i live is it based or loser behavior? pls respond

under the pants: zero
through the pants (with sexual intention): five

>tfw youre a warrior so even when youre just afking in a city you get people whispering you asking you to tank for them constantly
yeah im kind of a big deal

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hug me

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i liked being a healslut
or a paladin

TTD
Does this faggot still stream?

have you tried making one?

healing is really fun but healer is over saturated right now to the point where its easier for me to find a group as dps than healer on my druid

*clubs you*

why do canuckians slaughter cute snow puppies?

Uh WRONG my lats are fine thanks, and I slouch because the mirror is low. But I def could focus more on my pecs and forearms and delts. My program is home made more or less, and is a bit of a mess but I’m learning still

sometimes i miss mmos then i dont
whats your /played

german admixture

Be fat and wear extremely tight mom jeans

cheese sticks got good macros

they are probably getting fatter over time and wearing clothes that used to fit

28 days till i get my license back
I'll have intercourse within 30

I'm geting jumpy and starting to wear glasses instead of my contacts.

I got a really bad haircut too, makes me just angry at everything.

5 days but i've left it open even when im not home because queues at one point were regularly 3-4 hours long to log in

begone fornicator

Sure the jeans are awful, but a woman that large shouldn't be legally permitted to wear a top like that in public.

my dumbass brother leaves the sliding door open too long and now we always have a fly or two buzzin around

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Fuck I need to touch girl-skin

Do americans really throw trash in the sink and have blades in the drain?

based. fuck sinners!

just had to deal with a wasp buzzing around my apartment
second one in recent weeks

do krauts not have garbage disposals?

Only food scraps

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It's usually just for food waste, not garbage. They are common, but I only used mine once for novelty factor.

Do you really not? I guess composting is much smarter than dumping it in the sink.

i wish we had that in mexico :(

you mean a garburator? they're pretty handy for getting rid of food, we switched out ours when we started a compost tho

No, I've never seen it in Europe. I only know them because of american cartoons

yes, it's super helpful for food scraps and they don't stink up your house like if it sits in the garbage can for a bit.

if your diet was mostly cheese sticks, do you think youd turn into a fat-assed white bitch? Maybe throw in some soy and craft beers

Why are you so emotionally immature and narcissist?

are the queues and servers all dead now like the memes said?

their infrastructure is to old and frail for such things

im sayin for a snack not GOCSAD

w2c

is soy turning you into a womanreally just a meme? I have some sort of food allergy and want to try a controlled diet for a couple weeks, and soylent would be the best bet for a balanced meal. should I do it?

no, in some zones there is a person camping for every spawn location of mobs. its kind of annoying because theres nothing to kill

But you can just throw the food scraps in the regular waste bin

That's not the best bet, its just the easiest choice you lazy fuck

This character is literally and figuratively me

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nah I had a queue just yesterday any my realm isn't even one of the popular meme realms

you should be able to find similar clothing at your local hot topic

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There's no evidence of the phytoestrogens in food products like soy causing significant hormonal changes in humans, it's a meme
I haven't tried Soylent but I imagine it's pretty safe and nutritionally complete since people have been living on it for years

what do you recommend then
don't say eggs

hot topic just sells funkopops now

there is a cricket stuck in my window and it is so fucking loud

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the local manga store is also like 50% funkopops, who the fuck even buys those things

You could, but you could also throw it in the drain. Just think of the poor garbage man, your trash won't smell nearly as bad if there's not rotting food scraps in it.

you know what to do

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I don't know what your food allergy is, but I'm not going to suggest "eggs"

You can bake a couple chicken breasts, make some rice, and steam some broccoli. You can make meals for 3-4 days like that in about an hour. I like yogurt and meusli for breakfast. Throw in something like tuna on a salad to change it up.

help that lil dude outside

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We have 4 different types of regular trash. The one for food scraps always smells anyway

normies

this is why you need jumping spiders in your house to kill other bugs

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clearly gaymers and mango enthusiasts

just starting to realize IM FREE FROM TOIL FOR FOUR WHOLE DAYS HAHAHAHAAHA
im going to a different toil department where i'll be mostly on my own so i will probaly be shitposting half the time since its slow during winter. fuck. i need to up my data plan, esp on nightshifts.

potatoes

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