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Breaking the fast

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It's called growing up, stop being such a nonce

don't care chink

might wank to the mayli your whore next door scene where she gets creampied

Nothing Australian’s hate more than cyclists, a well known fact

35kg without the bar, what do you think i should up it to next week? 25, 30 or 35kg?

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It doesn't matter since I don't live there, but it's finally happened. I'm against Brexit now. I always thought the UK shouldn't be a part of the EU, but basing it on xenophobia and lies is retarded. Brexit should've been done correctly. This is a political circus.

The UK is fucked.

they prescribed you anal lube buddy?

today's the day

pretty sure this is what gives tim acne. clogging his pours with oil

any of you lads ever tried to suck your own dick? anyone succeeded?

This is bait

Should try to add 5kg every week, if not more if you feel good. That's what I'd do

wouldnt say i sucked it but i touched it with my mouth

Because of feminism. She looks plain intentionally but fixes up nicely. She was hot in the bling ring.

I'd say you've got your own problems to worry about, was it like this before Trudeau?

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pics?

I used to be able to touch my dick tip with my tongue when I was more flexible. Lifting made me less flexible

lmao can confirm. cucknadians literally come across the border weekly just to do grocery shopping

she has not, she's gone uphill in fact

If you undersyand Canadian politics, you know you have to vote the Liberals in even though they're reyarded because the other parties are even worse. I voted for Trudeau and I'd do it again. Fuck the conservatives.

What happened to Lana Rhoades? She used to be hot

do you ever regret what you are

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surgery

I'll take that as a "no" then

heroin

>I voted for Trudeau and I'd do it again. Fuck the conservatives.

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All I want is to be more confident but every time I try my brain freaks out and shuts me down

>tfw you don't have a nice cute family like this

Don't regret anything

basically all sex workers end up with a dead in the eyes look, maybe she just hit hers a bit later

Her eyes are still cute though, it's her best feature. Her body is all fucked up

good morning JF freaks

Morning lad

So you guy’s still wanna be like me, you still want to have the same work ethic is I had. Well as you can see I’m 8 X Mr Olympia and I can’t walk. I endured an 11 hour major back surgery last Tuesday. Do I have any regrets?, if I had a chance to do it all over again would I change anything? Yes if I had a chance to do it all over again I would change one thing. That is when I squatted that 800lbs I would do 4 reps instead of 2, that is my only regret in my career. Those 2 reps I did still haunts me today because I know I had 4 in me but the coward in me only did 2. That is my only regret.

ello gov

haven't coomed in 6 days lads
balls are fluffy and full of coom

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tried no fap and unironically cant last 2 days

Woah why the fuck are groceries so expensive there

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Coomed twice yesterday and still woke up this morning humping the mattress aching for a coom

Ah well

They foolishly signed a trade deal with the EU and Belgian protectionists shafted them

when your balls are full of sperm they become to full s

aren't groceries super expensive on your little island too? canada doesn't make any sense though tbf

Silly buggers

What a surprise. The toilsmen are up and the Irish are nowhere to be seen.

Groceries are cheap here lad we have an abundance of food
Restaurants charge an arm and a leg though ahaha wahey

im not even a toilman, just a NEET who likes to wake up early

didn't coom for 8 days once and I wanked to some tranny porn and I literally came whipped cream

>little
mate..

when your balls are full of sperm it starts being stored in your dick instead
so not cooming grows your dick to gargantuan proportions

Had a gay guy tell me that absolutely no woman gives better blowjobs than a dude because dudes have dicks and knows what feels good.

did you give him a hiding for being a fag

Ah yes, the little island that's roughly as big as the continental United States

I keep attempting nofap but almost every other morning I wake up with a stiffy and I just cant say no to the guy

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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me?

they call me the big man

chuckled at this little exchange

this is true though
i'm not a bender btw

theory: most male angst is caused from sexual frustration
corollary: if men had a ready and willing supply of sexual gratification it would lead to indolence

Aletta Ocean used to be hot now she is FUCKED

Fake news
www150.statcan.gc.ca/t1/tbl1/en/cv.action?pid=1810000201#timeframe

lemma: men already have a willing supply of sexual gratification due to the ability to masturbate their cocks

virus

Some people are born rich
others are not, like me and we have to toil

simply cant justify doing nofap when the porn-pass system is looming
need to spaff as much as possible before then

Just save a bunch lad lol

all swedes are rich fuck off

oo the fuck r u?

gaming should be regulated and banned for under 18s

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Malwarebytes having a meltdown at the sight of this link

told toilberg I shan't be in tomorrow as I shall be playing borderlands 3

safe to say he wont be happy

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In the past you were rewarded with girls as loot in wars just for following some guy into a fight
today getting sex is sometimes even harder than participating in war. imagine that

LOVE girls with tattoos
LOVE the slag aesthetic

Who was that black bodybuilder who said that

disagree, not much of a gamer myself but it's not like my friends and I had anything better to do as teenagers

at least get yourself fired over a good game

mr nigger I think

really weird when a woman calls another woman mate

doctor emailed me my std results but shant be opening it in case it's a virus

That’s not funny.

Fuck you.

>Borderlands
>Good
Even the first one was sub par

I like brits more than americans

The boys and I used to skip school the day a new Halo game came out
Very thankful to mummy dearest for allowing this as it helped me cultivate great memories on what would have otherwise been unremarkable days

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Considering joining the GNNA but not sure if you have to be an American citizen.