Good morning Jow Forums!

Good morning Jow Forums!

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Good night.

You're not cute

Guten morgen!
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Deutschland is cute!

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Sauce! Also based that means he got at least 10 commies himself!

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Majikoi.

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Nigga you don't know Majikoi ? Living under a rock i see

Wut, Majikoi seems like a very niche anime. You can't expect every fag out there to know what that is.

If you are an animufag you had to atleast know about it if not play.

Anime ? It's a visual novel you casual fuck. Ugh

Good morning

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Based Slovenia

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Jealousy goes a long way fellow reichsprotectorate Mähren
No and I know about some niche stuff.
There is a visual novel and a anime apparently. But its not that popular as you try to make it.

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6 million. I did nazi that coming did jew?

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Ohayo!

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fuck off behind rhein german slut

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What?

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Just a joke, thought you may have a funny opinion of it.
Not planning on doing anything this time though.

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Opps wrong pic. Meant to post pic related.

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You need to put me in the laughing gas chambers before I find that funny

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>nooooo stop winning battles! So what if we killed 15 million civilians??? You should’ve lost this war!

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Worth a try. Maybe you also know similar jokes with dark humor?
>15 million
You surely mean 40 million?

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You killed 15 million soviet civilians. I don’t care about minuscule f*rstoid casualties, we should’ve just genocided every single German upon entering the country, soviets were too merciful

Soviet numbers say 40 million soviet people died in WW2. Of course all of that they blamed on us but hey why not? So we killed 40 million of your people. You're welcome.
Well and generally destroyed your country while we had no resources left!

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Uh alright hmmm
Jews are great magicians they're the only ones that can go in through the door and out the chimney.

>no resources left
Your army was in top shape when invading in 1941, don’t try to downplay it. You also had iron from Sweden and oil from Romania, you just literally ran out of men by 1944, before that Red army never held numerical superiority.
>40 million
27 million, and more than half of that are civilians, and half of the soldiers are killed POWs

УPAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Not necessarily jew ones that are tied to the holocaust. But nevermind. I was just curious on your reaction. Nothing else.

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>noooooo what do you mean you are encircled in Stalingrad??? Don’t surrender, our superior German tactics will get you out of this!

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hallo

Why do you mean?
I don't get it

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>Your army was in top shape when invading in 1941, don’t try to downplay it.
Nope.
>You also had iron from Sweden and oil from Romania
Which wasn't even close to enough
>before that Red army never held numerical superiority.
Kek, almost every battle was decided by numbers. Soviets almost exclusively used their sheer numbers.
>27 million, and more than half of that are civilians, and half of the soldiers are killed POWs
Some estimates go up to 40 million, well deserved losses.

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>Soviets almost exclusively used their sheer numbers
Oh who would’ve thought, nazi apologist spewing old myths instead of facts, oh no no no
>wasn’t close to enough
It was enough for a year. You intended to get done with us within a month or two lmao
>some estimates
... and everyone already agreed that it was overestimated. 25-30 million max.
>nope
>nonono we were actually weak, it’s not like we just took resource rich France and all of the balkans! We were weak and our army was TOTALLY not twice the size of soviet barely mobilized half-assed forces!
Cope

Hm... dark humor sometimes can brighten up the mood, generally making fun of stereotypes can be fun too. I initially expected you to make a joke about german, stereotype because I made fun of a jewish stereotype. But its alright. Nevermind, it was however not meant in ill will what I said.
We had multiple fronts to fight in. Its not as if france or whatever just gifted us all of that stuff.
>nazi apologist
I'm not apologizing.

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>multiple fronts
90% of your casualties are in the east. Western front just sped up the inevitable, Africa was barely anything at all, battle for Atlantic was lost by you in 1941 when you decided not to do an amphibious assault on GB

Oh okay.
We don't have jokes about Germans as far as I know.
We have stuff like
>How do you know someone's a holocaust survivor?
>Because his polish wife died before him

Was a bit more complicated. There was no option for a decent amphibious assault and italians sucked major ass on land and on water. After we lost our navy and after we weren't able to get air supremacy over britain the war would've been over already.
Our armies on land were still formidable so we did the only option we had. If we would have succeeded with taking the soviet union the war would've been over for Great Britain and the US. Since planes couldn't reach factories that far and we had all the resources we would ever need.

Ahem
make a joke about german stereotypes*