Everyone is talking about Germany aren't Russians the true autists of this world ?

Everyone is talking about Germany aren't Russians the true autists of this world ?
>they don't understand the point of chitchat
>never smile for no reasons, don't understand the point of doing it
>sense of humor is based on nonsense (eg the bear and the burning car, the hat and the man)
>ask them "how are you" they will start talking about their life, thinking you really care about how they are
>cold sense of pragmatism
>don't understand the point of interacting with the opposite sex if not for dating

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Anglos and east Asians are

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>>they don't understand the point of chitchat
Good, it's 90% pointless
>>never smile for no reasons, don't understand the point of doing it
Not being a weak cuck?
>>sense of humor is based on nonsense (eg the bear and the burning car, the hat and the man)
Personal opinion
>>ask them "how are you" they will start talking about their life, thinking you really care about how they are
Understands real situation, not interested in empty talking for the sake of breaking silence
>>cold sense of pragmatism
Suited for harsh life in Russia
>>don't understand the point of interacting with the opposite sex if not for dating
There is none, women are never your friend.

OP has never met Russian in his life

Bulllshit твн)

>he took the word "autist" to the first degree
ok germany, you are really a nation of autists
didn't read
why do you feel the need to judge every words of my post ? i wasn't even saying it was a bad thing to be cold like that

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man and hat?

this isn't due to autism
Try living in a country where it's -30 during winter and +30 during summer
Try living in a country that has been completely destroyed by the invaders (every single one of which then surrendered to Russia and was defeated by us) multiple times
We are the most hated country on this planet, we are hated more so than nignogs or mudslimes
Our own women hate us and would rather suck black dick during the World Cup 2018

if i caught anyone irl talking shit about russia id cut his balls and dick of and throw it into a river

That's one of the most unaccurate shit I've read.

a man wears a hat
and it fits him
have sex
nobody is insulting anyone, you seem nervous i suggest you to have sex and drink tea to relax yourself

From first hand experience Russians have much better personal and conversation skill than any West European. Very hospitable people.

That's looks like combine bullshit you picked on the internet and now showing as you opinion. It's the same if I'd say France is 60% black, 30% Germans and 10% Breton country and call you nervous idiot if you'd try to answer me.

Objective critique is fine, but bullshit from brainlet who thinks he's smart and edgy only makes me wonder how such people able not to be dead yet by their age.

as i said i do not believe a man's words when he is talking about his own people

get out russians

Russians are the friendliest and nicest people I have met

t. American from Chicago

Cope :)//

dumb westerner

I really hate Russians but even I have to admit they have good sense of humour and are chill guys. They're just dumb as rock and can't joke on any language other than russian

That's one of the lowest quality trolling I've seen here. Maybe you're just stupid tho.

>2+2=5
>no it doesn't
>>he took 5 to the first degree
you do realize that you can turn literally every false statement into a true one by doing this? if you're unable to hold a proper conversation then don't post

The "joke" about the hat isn't preposterous at all. Шляпa (a hat) is a soviet prison slang word for a dick. So it just a simple describing of the faggot who rides a cock but uninitiated russian zoomers don't get it and start being like that: "wow so deep and absurd, noice meme, best joke ever made :DDD"

I've seen some top quality Russian banter here

cringe

>they don't understand the point of chitchat
Its not like there is not chitchat in Russia, its not that common, yeap, but happens. Surprisingly older people chit chat more often.
>never smile for no reasons, don't understand the point of doing it
Well, is always smiling necessary? Human relaxed face is not smile
>sense of humor is based on nonsense (eg the bear and the burning car, the hat and the man)
Bear and hat jokes are just memes, joke on itself, that there is no joke. And it's only internet thing, never heard them irl
>ask them "how are you" they will start talking about their life, thinking you really care about how they are
Its just language, from different point of view its anglos who ask meaningless question just to be polite
>cold sense of pragmatism
In comparison with whom or what? Have seen many impulsive Russian in my time
>don't understand the point of interacting with the opposite sex if not for dating
Not true, as if you could quit interacting with half of people around you, friend of friend, reletives and others.

Obviously people who post on Jow Forums know english, i meant normies

t. bydlo zoomer

Stop making excuses, cuck.

time to die, gramps

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Do Kyrgyz normies know lots of English?
I know Italian ones dont.

Their jannies can't handle the banter tho
and posters too desu

No

All northern Europeans are tbqh, not only the Germans or the Russians.

>smiling
>being a weak cuck
what?

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I am talking about the over the top beta soi face of course, smiling a bit when appropriate is fine.

>They're just dumb as rock
>tf
Clean my toilet, Ahmat Pidor-Oglu

You're so dumb you can't even tell the difference between hook-nosed azeris and mongoloid kyrgyz.

>Their jannies
Shit meme.
>posters
Don't know. I think they're usually pretty chill.

Because we don't even have to care, you are all the same to us, churka

What's autistic about that? Maybe you're autistic

don't mind that bitter bydlo nigger, we welcome you as guests in Russia

Sure you don't, tell that to the first group of "churkas" next to a gargantuan mosque in your neighbourhood. You'll shit your pants before even utterring a word vlad

t. Ahmat Pidorman-Oglu Noviopenko

Burger tier post

You are mongoloid manlets lol.

>Noviop
Tsarfag, please.

>tf
>tp
You're not exactly nordic either, Timur Ruslanov

Rabinovich, please

shoo shoo

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Apбeк, cyкa, oпять нoyтбyк y пpopaбa cпиздил? A нy пoшeл вoн, нa paбoтy, гoвнo чиcтить!

What with this bullshit list?

>they don't understand the point of chitchat
Waste of time but russians do engage in it but only with friends and coworkers

>never smile for no reasons, don't understand the point of doing it
Try to wageslave for 300 euro, you won't be smiling for no reason either.

>sense of humor is based on nonsense (eg the bear and the burning car, the hat and the man)
That's only memes that reached anglo sphere

>ask them "how are you" they will start talking about their life, thinking you really care about how they are
That's cultural difference for you, we don't ask "how are you" just to hear "fine".

>cold sense of pragmatism
This is bad because?

>don't understand the point of interacting with the opposite sex if not for dating
Friendship between different sexes is a myth. One(usually male) will always want to sleep with other, proved countless times, don't @ with your anecdotical fairytales.

Russians are not autistic at all.

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>жид, пocтящий мeмы c гpyзинcким oвцeeбoм.
Эпик

>agrees that everything OP says is true (just judges it differently)
>still claims OP has never met Russian in his life
is this the power of common core?

>>they don't understand the point of chitchat
>>never smile for no reasons, don't understand the point of doing it
>>sense of humor is based on nonsense (eg the bear and the burning car, the hat and the man)
>>ask them "how are you" they will start talking about their life, thinking you really care about how they are
>>cold sense of pragmatism
>>don't understand the point of interacting with the opposite sex if not for dating
You just described all cold places in the world

I would but there are only churches in my 1 mil+ city

Smiling to the strangers is dumb and embarrassing though.

Well I can understand the point of smiling if you arrived at some 3rd world shithole such as Lithuania and trying to show your friendly intentions to the local aborigines, but what the point of it you just went to grocery to buy a pack of cigs? You can just say "hello" and "thanks" to cashier and that'll be enough.

>R*ssian
>Calling Lithuania 3rd world shithole
lmao

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I didn't say that behavior is bad, I just said that it's not just Russians that does it, all cold peoples do it. It's a bit less in Denmark since there's no real winter here but you can still notice a hint of the same tendencies here.

This is really pathetic.

cringe
Russians are bro-tier, very friendly and very fun to talk to irl.
What makes you so butthurt about Russiabros?

russians have no sense of self-awareness I have never met a russian that is capable of joking about his own shithole, they just always throw a fit

>tf
>tp
Also Russians are well known for their anti-government humor since the soviet times. You probably just come off as an aggressive butthurt autist.

>Delusional virgin incels who want a Russian gf

This. People worship Russia for the girls.
Putin is truly a genius.

>Shit meme.

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they might be joking among themselves but I see not that many of these in the putin era, but they won't let you joke around, I had absolutely no problem about that with westerners, they don't give a shit and actually join in making jokes about their own country

>>ask them "how are you" they will start talking about their life, thinking you really care about how they are
why ask it in the first place then, fag?

>don't understand the point of interacting with the opposite sex if not for dating
Why would anyone want to talk to a woman outside of dating? What's the point?

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Based

How are you?

пoкa нe poдилa

Fucking knew we would have a high one. My brother is one and I've seen probably a hundred in my town. Nuke us.

Maybe you just dont talk to enough Russians. My Russian friends joke about Putin and Russia all the time. Hell, it's even in the Russian comedy shows they watch on tv.