Why Czechs are the most sucessfull slavs?

Why Czechs are the most sucessfull slavs?

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They developed a great taxi economy

they are the least slavs of all slavs

The best Slavs + great geographic location

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Didn't get involved in suicidal wars during the 20th century
Didn't go on an autistic rampage on it's best and brightest during Communism
Excellent Taxi economy
Took EU gibs but didn't import the third world
Wrong, that's the Bulgarians

What’s with the location? It doesn’t even have a sea border.

Slovenes are better. Slovenia and Czech Republic are both better than other slavs because they were under German rule long time and replaced the inferior Slavic mentality with the superior German one.

It has mountains and an acceptable ammount of resources

Culturally and ethnically enriched by Germans.

Reminder that you stole the Rosamunde from the Czechs

Unironically this. We are Germans with Slavic language.

standing up for Germans on the bus has some advantages

>Each year, the Huns [Avars] came to the Slavs, to spend the winter with them; then they took the wives and daughters of the Slavs and slept with them, and among the other mistreatments [already mentioned] the Slavs were also forced to pay levies to the Huns. But the sons of the Huns, who were [then] raised with the wives and daughters of these Wends [Slavs] could not finally endure this oppression anymore and refused obedience to the Huns and began, as already mentioned, a rebellion. When now the Wendish army went against the Huns, the [aforementioned] merchant Samo accompanied the same. And so the Samo’s bravery proved itself in wonderful ways and a huge mass of Huns fell to the sword of the Wends.
>—Chronicle of Fredegar, Book IV, Section 48, written circa 64

In fact we are not slavs but descendants of turkic pannonian avars (refered incorectly as Huns because every nomad was "Hun" for Fredegar)

Kinda this.
German influence and geographically more towards the west made them safe from eastern invasions

Do Slavs really need to be ruled by W*stoids to be powerful?

The least slavic slavs were the first slavic nation, the first one to convert to Christianity and the first one with a written language. The absolute state of the slavic race. No wonder slavs were considered a serf race for millenia.

we are huns you retard

Das rite.

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Because they were ruled by Slavs for the least amount of time.

Also never trust a Czech. Czechs are the Jews of Central Europe. They are always schemign and up to something. A Czech has no loyalty, no honour, no God. The Czech only believes in one thing: money. A Czech would sell out his own mother for money.

because they make guns and cars

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I want to have threesome with Slovenia
and Montenegro

We were unironically superiour before that.

I'll take Serbia and Macedonia.

Which particular time do you mean?

>mfw their gdp is 15 billion higher than ours
man the whole pay debts business destroyed us

Who are the most slavs than?

>Why Czechs are the most sucessfull slavs?
They aren't. Slovenians are way more successful

you

Poles and Belarussians are probably the purest slavs (genetically speaking).