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On this day in British History

>1213 – Albigensian Crusade: Simon de Montfort, 5th Earl of Leicester, defeats Peter II of Aragon at the Battle of Muret.
>1440 – Eton College is founded by Henry VI
>1609 – Henry Hudson begins his exploration of the Hudson River while aboard the Halve Maen.
>1762 – The Sultanate of Sulu ceded Balambangan Island to the British East India Company
>1814 – Battle of North Point: an American detachment halts the British land advance to Baltimore in the War of 1812.
>1897 – Tirah Campaign: In the Battle of Saragarhi, ten thousand Pashtun tribesmen suffer several hundred casualties while attacking 21 Sikh soldiers in British service.
>1923 – Southern Rhodesia, today called Zimbabwe, is annexed by the United Kingdom.
>1942 – World War II: RMS Laconia, carrying civilians, Allied soldiers and Italian POWs is torpedoed off the coast of West Africa and sinks with a heavy loss of life. 1,658 people were killed (98 crew members, 133 passengers, 33 Polish guards and 1,394 Italian prisoners).
>1972 – Two British trawlers are sunk by Icelandic gunboats during the 'Cod War'

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love that little pool of spit infront of him, like hes been salivating at the prospect of dogging fanny

Do you think Lucy Worsley is a good shag?

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corrr

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used to have a dog like this

would get out and run about town and come home absolutely stoked with life - we'd always say she'd die doing that, but atleast she'd die happy.

ended up dying from cancer a couple of years after, mum was devastated

have 69 mods installed in minecraft lads

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I feel she would make you do all the work

Grim little road
Now the A1(M), that's a beaut

>eton college is nearly 600 years old

baffles the mind and bollocks

alexa, add tommy robinson's aftershave to my shopping list

Sorry to hear that user. My dog died of cancer too some time ago. But we all saw it coming because he was a pack a day smoker

absolute state of last nights threads, 10 irish mongs IRA larping with mikey at the helm and a few brit gimps arguing with them for 5 hours

>Two British trawlers are sunk by Icelandic gunboats during the 'Cod War'
the chad icelandic gunboats vs the virgin british trawlers

DOMMEEEH DOMMEEEEEH DOMMEHH WOBBINSAAAAAAAN

*shakes fist*

the fact remains that if you're not black then who really cares

*raises paw*

doing a watch
youtube.com/watch?v=P6DGnXDdW50

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

just needed to let that one out :)

alexa, add stephen yaxley-lennon's eau de toilette to my shopping list

Engaging in 'unch

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DOMMEEEH DOMMEEEEEH DOMMEHH WOBBINSAAAAAAAAN

>Americans are terrible posters
*trembles with rage*
*hops up and down*
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

Alexa, how much weight can the human testicle withstand?
Alexa, add the York Fitness 20kg kettlebell to the shopping list
Alexa, show me the nearest A&E

all peng except for bacon which is bare haram innit blud

this but unironically

>hot wheel candy sticks

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why do czech girls sell their bodies

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>Lovers of Modena skeletons holding hands were both men
What now rorke?

Why are you with her then?

when is Morrissey going to come out

why do you lot eat like kids?

its just that manbabby namefag

had rice, peas and chicken for lunch. and some grapes for dessert

yeah, let me just nosh up a 5 course meal in the kitchen at work? nah, you muggins. everyone just eats a sandwich and some crisps.

>Some of the suggestions for the link between the two skeletons are that they are siblings, cousins or soldiers who died together in battle, author of the study Federico Lugli told Italy's Rai news site (in Italian).
Hmmm

Neets and arrogant students are still effectively children

mmmmmmmmm... your manly man meal, milord

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you don't have a canteen at your toil place?

Crossing the River Weaver

canteen food is grim

what is it about Tommy Robinson that instils fear into leftypols cranium from mention alone

One of the most peng porns I've seen is of some Czech woman that picks out about 10-15 men to have an orgy and she tells him to make her pregnant as hes fucking her

it's alright where i toil tbf.

his scent

might be alri if not for that florescent liquid """cheese"""

DOMMEEEH DOMMEEEEEH DOMMEHH WOBBINSAAAAAAAAAN

Is that cheese?

only thing I eat at work is a heaping serve of humble pie

your taste in porn is somehow worse than your taste in lunch

my gf has a choco labrador called angus and when he was a puppy i spilt a pint of guinness at the pub, he lapped that shit straight up and we had to get a lift home because he was to pissed to walk haha

okay fat cunt

any Milo Goes to College man in

*shouting as loudly as I possibly manage almost damaging my vocal cords*
OH TOMMY TOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROBINSAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN

>10-15 men
>one women
gay as fuck

DOMMEEEH DOMMEEEEEH DOMMEHH WOBBINSAAAAAAAAAAN

Tommy Fuckin Robinson boys

literally the most entry level pleb normieshit you can listen to
basic bitch

sad little muso prick
go cry to someone elses song

wearing my sainsburys jacket even though im not at work today

for me it's Yank Crime

drive like jai-ho

We are
We are
Walmart

interpol? went to shit after antics

stop eating candy

unspeakably grim

proper runt you are

don't get how people listen to music
do you just fucking sit there like some spacked out mong and while some sound plays
really virginous in all honesty

went to shit halfway through antics

spotted rorke at the gym in his 19 year old fugazi shirt with mustard stains

What's the tog?

>he listens to punk
now that's a yikes from me, dawg

Literally nothing wrong with my lunch. I could have chosen a plain ham sandwich with ready salted crisps, but no.

oh my days lmao imagine having this opinion you fucking vf giga virgin lmao

When you think about it you're right

Could have had a salad like non-freak

can't help but notice that this question was left unanswered:

>salad
Sorry, pal. I'm straight.

Music is acceptable in social situations to dance too or just have as background noise, but if you listen to music by yourself, unless you are commuting, you are a serious weirdo.

do your ears stop working whenever you do anything lol?

idiots

eating breakfast whilst reading this post

Tin of corned beef straight down the gullet

day ja voo

>no argument
lmao you got btfo

Why is food that comes out of a can so much more peng?

He still doesn't know.

He really has no clue does he

Penn Gillette was telling Joe Rogan on Rogan's podcast about how Trump hates music too, so you're probably a narcissist weirdo if you don't like music.

umm lad but gays love high sugar foods, why do you think they call each other sugar?

Can't wait for distant alien gfs

>someone told someone their opinion so it's fact
lol typical of a braindead music mong

dave jar poo

Easy yous today, you lot must be on day release

narcissist weirdo

kek this is me

mmmm teddys

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>music mong

Sensing an emergent meme

When the Queen dies will it still be called the house of Windsor? Or will it be changed to something else