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youtube.com/watch?v=IkM5lrrnq_Y

What's your favourite Clash song lads, for me it's this one or Janie Jones, Police and thieves or maybe even Spanish Bombs

Happy Mid-Autumn festival

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"sorry doesn't really translate well in to english"
sick of this JF cope

stupid cunt didn't even use a VPN

who asked though?

>faggot
fUCK
oFF
yANK
nOW
tHANKS

what the fuck is this mid-autumn shit
literally never heard of it before and it's only the beginning of autumn

train in vain simple as

have 300 out of 19000 tim videos backed up

>tento
>katen
Love them loan words. Also curtain is fat women.

REALLY need to empty my bollocks into a fanny but the girl i'm seeing insists on condoms

Paki song for dirty paki bastards simple as

Not as grim as Wembley and cost only a fraction.

They should rename 'autism' to 'britism.' Thoughts?

Wellbutrin withdrawals weren't terrible for me. It's noticeable but not agonizing or anything. Mental health treatment is a real thing.

not my circus, not my monkey
*pops my collar and walks off*
*stumbles up a kerb but styles it out*

Do you have "you're from the sainsburys aren't you" backed up... it's my favourite

Tim is off to a better place

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seething monolanguage anglo baby
fuck off please

yeah you’d know you fucking paki

worked as an engineer on the railway for 10 years, had at least 15 piss tests (while smoking weed 7 nights a week) and have never once been flagged lol

reckon they only really detect hard drugs, hail samples are the way to catch stoners. comfiest £20 p/h you could possibly make we dont even have to work when the weathers bad lol

ye

ssris are NOT a long term solution they're a crutch at best
they are grossly overprescribed

a secure facility for the rest of his days isn't a better place

you sad twat

Haven't been in, someone give me the run down on:

>aluminum metal
>TimmyUK - how is he dead?

lol I do this but to 190

They're overused but in some cases they can actually help. They should be used alongside therapy though.

it appears my shit thread has forced the gook out
your welcome lads

What do you mean?

ooo ur 'ard

just heard the news
9/12 shall live in infamy

dunno. got youtube-dl running on his top 200 most popular videos at the moment, i assume it'll be in there

what do YOU mean? paki

>They're overused
full stop
they should only be used in extreme circumstances
far far too often they're prescribed when the real solution is unironically exercise, water, and stopping smoking weed

Fuck me, England is such a shit test cricket side.
Batsmen are utter wank. Root needs the captaincy stripped from him.

mid autumn on the Chinese lunar calender which doesn't exactly match the solar year.
here its almost like the local pagan version of Halloween and Thanksgiving mixed into one.

youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/

>hits 19000 videos before he gets sectioned
What a perfect way to end it, lads.

Mate just text me to say his dog died wtf do i say

and what does that have to do with British culture?

You can stop responding to me now

think it's fair to say that chick fil a won the chicken sandwich wars

anybody got the memories/murmurs of marlow Tim video, always makes me crease

need the maths+philosophy students to give us a quick rundown on the meaning of 19000

loooooooool

my theory is that they see the results and ignore them had a piss test once after smoking weed literally an hour before and doing coke and key on the weekend and I got away with it probably more hassle to train up and hire somebody else than it is to keep on a lad who uses drugs but does an alright job

tell him to blog tf on

dressed absolutely atrociously

Ask him if he fancies a pint.

>19000 videos
>ended exactly on the end of august
reckon this was all planned, too coincidental

"that's ruff"

that's ruff

Tell him all dogs go to heaven.

just woke up fro myesterday me

i kicked a taxis drivers door off while on the phone to the police saying he was kidnapping him

the door disnt actually come off but

yeah throw the lad a bone init

Mental how overrated Paul McCartney is literally made grandma tier music. Beatles would never be anything more than a third rate boy band without Lennon.

Suggest a Korean BBQ.

"doggone it"

ask him if a chink ate it

"Pub?"

Support for the re-establishment of British Canton

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i voted remain but it's pretty funny how brexit turned moderate liberals into bug out bag carrying preppers

Send him a dog emoji and a sad emoji and a cloud emoji

friend of a friend had a dog who blew out his acl and the lad had to spend about 3 grand that he didn't have on surgery to repair his dog's knee

shit take

youtube.com/watch?v=x_0qDWRlnAs

holy fucking tune

I'd just put it down and get another one me

decent mushrooms, them

Got called fat in a banter way by 2 differnet people in work who hadnt heard the other say it so there must be something to it

going to just have one meal a day for the next month

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the nhs/police made him take that one down years ago
it's on a couple of other channels

just send him a link to this post

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dog just died lads

thats exactly what i said
my friend looked at me like i'd just raped his mother

that's ruff

You're a liar because I was watching it the other day

Consider this such
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fancy a spot of korean bbq? my treat.

see asians with dogs all around my city and always think to myself that they're just fattening them up

chinese takeaway has a new special on tonight

pub?

I've heard that you need to be very careful around a Wombat because it can (and will) tear out your Achilles tendon in one bite

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absolurely mental night shant ever be doing it a gain

pulled over the other day because I spotted something by the side of the road, turns out it was a suitcase with a dead mother fox and a load of cubs
I rung the RSPCA and when I told them they asked "are they moving?"
I said "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"

When will hip-hop culture stop being seeing as fashionable and desirable?

tell us what happened lad

no you were watching a reupload of it on someone else's channel

spent the past week watching french new wave films and feel as though i can speak french

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You're a fucking liar pal I was watching it on his channel daft cunt stfu

human civilisation peaked in the 1700s
it's been all downhill since