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This nonce edition

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HOLY FUCKING GRIM

Seriously what the fuck is the point of this general anyways
Most of these posts are just one sentence expressions and statements like “walked down the stairs just now” and “NOT a fan of the meat pies” or some stupid shit. Nothing is being discussed, nothing informative or even entertaining is being posted, it’s just a thread that lasts 5 minutes, and the only thing British about it are the flags and most of these aren’t even UK flags

kill yourself namefaggot. you know who you are

Not based

what have you all been up to then?
i like brit lads better than my actual mates theyre all boring
what have you all been up to then?
i like brit lads better than my actual mates theyre all boring
what have you all been up to then?
i like brit lads better than my actual mates theyre all boring

also i wouldnt even consider them mates im just acting when im with them. im acting like i like them

Need yanks out of this general

2:30

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op i want to punch you and i want to punch the cunt in your pic
if i could bang your heads together until you were both dead that would be ideal

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This looks almost exactly like what an Indian girl I'm chatting with on Discord would look like if she was a guy lmfao. She has long hair and is a QT though but holy shit that's close. Her name is Monica. Anyway sorry for intruding on your general just needed to throw that similarity out there, not trying to sound rude against Indians or anything either.

why has leftypol been so adamant about promoting the rights of """sex workers"""
why should they legislate protections for a literal illegal profession

Cunt thing to do to be honest, nobody's your mate on here
Fuck off

Doin' Afghan cuckoo!

shhut up fanny poeple are retarded

HS2 is an absolute disgrace. Tokyo would have built it within 5 years and millions under budget.
Why are we so fucking shit?

Shit song

greta a cute, don't give a fuck what rorke says

>Tokyo would have built it within 5 years and millions under budget.
no they wouldn't

>no restaurant lists every single ingredient in their menus

They're legally obliged to list common allergens, which includes dairy

Could it be that it's a pointless vanity project?

might become a full time cumbrain

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heard this bloke also likes to dress up

China has built the equivalent of the london underground in high speed rail every 3 years for the past 12 years

Meanwhile, crossrail and HS2 are delayed by decades and billions over budget

fucking embarassing

yes they would've

The state of that faggot

contrapoints is cute! CUTE!

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bard please to build to spill - car

he was cancelled sweaty

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Not to mention it’s about a decade or two behind in technology

moni is peng af tho lads you gotta admit

You'd be bang on the money there bonny lad

lol no
they've done that without regard for anything though

the guns of brixton monnnn

>he doesn't know the the party is green as fuck and is preserving the environment

youtube.com/watch?v=REHaLJdTBMc

starting to suspect the folks are blair*tes

Shipbuilding is coming home

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poleaboo, aka amer hussein, aka (only to him) moni "white" is A FUCKING NONCE

timbo's pissed
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no they're not lol
also you've got to consider peoples property rights being respected and archeological surveys
china does none of that

SHE is INNOCENT you FUCKING SHITHEAD

time to grow up and take the beanie off

fuck me he's looking hefty

>10 minutes of some ugly mutt moaning about politics
yep gonna watch all of this

>they've done that without regard for anything though
That's our problem though isn't it. We have comittees having meetings to discuss meetings to plan meetings with commissions to meet with planners meeting to discuss meetings on regulations of meetings that plan regulations on red tape.

Bit of a stupid statement TBQH. It's not as if the UK doesn't build and hasn't built it's own surface combatants.

that industry is dead here, that ship has long sailed if you will

was in morrissons and needed the assistant to come and fix my self checkout and she looked at me and the red light above the checkout she just walkes away wtf!!!

Can't be fucked for the pub, I'm only 20 as well, its far too expensive to be affording to buy rounds.

*calls on Tech Monopoly to restrict rorke's rights*

Based.

This man is such a bore

the beanie protects him from the Jow Forumsacks

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>*calls on Tech Monopoly to restrict rorke's rights*

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amers brown claws typed this text

somewhere rorke is jizzing his pants and muttering something about britain being a maritime nation

fuck off marxist

head like a fucking egg right there
rorke's got a fucking egghead haha lads, look

The working class literally built the British empire

Oh very good I like thatZ “the ship has sailed”. Very nice user very nice

AHHHH HES BALD HES A BALDY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA

SHE'S DEAD

WRAPPED IN PLAAASTIC

i know he's a nonce, but does he have to look like one too?
what the fuck is that hairstyle?
how old is this picture? i thought he was on fem hormones?

That was a bit silly of them.

i think he's been lifting to mitigate the height difference when taking on the antifa goons

rorke seen walking out of the hat store with a suspiciously large hat intended to cover his egghead bald spot

please let there be a no deal brexit

“getting rid of the red tape” is uniroincally a facist dog whistle

50% of people own a degree in the UK
4/5 come from a dual income of over £60k

says a lot about this country.

no i think he's been getting fat simple as

Business idea: becoming less mentally ill

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is there anything worse than prole pride? get back down the coal mine, cretin

neither me

he's not fat by american standards
he's getting bigger though

Middle class people literally prep their children into getting degrees its sooooo cringe

>please shoot me in the face

>getting

i'll give you all the money...... for 90% of the business...

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poor lad he doesnt even look that old there

*lays down a runt trap*

Hehehehheheh

*goes and hides in a nearby bush*

having no money in your bank at a time should be enough to motivate you to have money

even temporariy having money tht is not able to be reached atm i mean. like say you locked card, or is in a different account you cnt access

there is no worse feeling. you just cant do fuck all. your options drop to 0

how do poor people cope

the future of britain

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*walks through /brit/ whistling*
*falls in a hole*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaieee!

got a mate whos gone off the radar
its his birthday today, hope he comes back to me and the boys

i used to do drugs
now i get my highs from working out unironically and drink and maybe a fag a day

he's in his early 30s
just think
what if it was you?
30 years old and your hair just gets thinner and thinner until it's completely gone on the top
nightmare

mmm goffee...

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it's his beard
it's the kind of beard fat people have

Credit cards, eating beans on toast for weeks, working overtime etc

hope this is a bait post

Why did they slaughter 400 Indians?

when was that photo tho
would have necked desu

>said he was personally very sorry
wait he was responsible? this cunt was actually responsible for the massacre of 400+ men women and children?
how is he not in prison?

t. chiang kai-shek

sounds similar to me
im off the radar rn and it's my birthday in a few days
will probably stay under the radar until a week after my birthday. dont want to talk to anyone. just want to be on my own and relax and think.

because they deserved it

Tim is currently in the witness protection program after exposing a giant global ring consisting of DPD, vinay and the builders designed to mess people about.

Any takers?

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