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*is back on again within 24 hours, now regretting having lost all my COOMer images*

every fucking time, happens at last 10 times a year

they had the nhs nurses take him to the back and shoot him

like the first time cumming ever. literal tingling numbing sensation in the crotch area afterwards I havent felt since I was 12.

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The docs got to his Twitter

Probably lobotomising him at this very moment

White women are the property of fertile black bvlls

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the CIA extracted him from his rented flat in High Wycombe and gave him a new identity in the US

the chinese revolution was a disaster, it nearly killed four thousand years of history
communists deserve killing
if some homo came up to me and said he was a communist, i just might slap him if i ever catch my breath from all the laughing

We're in here you fucking idiots

Cringe

Tim is currently in the witness protection program after exposing a giant global ring consisting of DPD, vinay and the builders designed to mess people about

shite opinion
how could you possibly thing that about the most complex, expensive, fastest, cutting edge form of transport

even worse than trains

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Am I the only one that feels hungry and thirsty every time I nut? If not then please explain why that is

pewdiepie is so handsome oh my days

Gamers

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Monis arse pics when?

what about the orthodontist

absolutely loathe southerners

The White Swan... Pretty.

lager tastes better out of a bottle than a can

>trains are only for spergs
>my doublely autistic hobby is better
Epic hypocrisy there

>britain was already great centuries before I was born
is there a worse feeling than this one, satan?

just a quick note here that malaponte is currently posting on a british proxy
keep an eye out
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Tastes better on draught straight in a glass if the line cleaner isnt fucking shit

youtube.com/watch?v=B6bQa9lAZMU

tune

Why because our accent is the most globally recognised English accent?

i like planes
i also like trains
simple as

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What's the best method to murder someone (It might be illegal)

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Prefer Ale's

aircraft >>> ships >> trains > tanks > cars

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Could have been a sailor, could have been a cuck!

how does one clean the lines

Feels good being an inbetweener

>2 chicago town deep pan mini pepperoni pizzas
>garlic baguette
>spicy wedges
>onion rings
>tub of cookie dough ben a jerries
straight down the hatch

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look at her

just show them your ugly face

better be moni's arse

I want to breed monis arse

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do a piss down it

evening tea

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Its a chemical pumped through the lines

i literally hate him

Literally every foreigner says northern accents sound most correct to them

Foul!

just wait, you don't have to do everything and they'll definitely die eventually. 100% success rate

Based 450 post incoming

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PHWOARRRR

i'll slap you silly

This is the saddest picture I’ve ever seen

>vegetable oil in mountain dew

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reckon ive made 90% of people that have ever posted on /brit/ laugh

...tea zone...

should be be drinking beer out a tap that cleaning fluid has been circulating through

Toil starts on the morrow

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why lie?

youtube.com/watch?v=wvdxYc3GQWI

want to shag the bird from this

short toil on the morrow though, 10 till 4, lovely

streamable.com/23qr3

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How? Have you been posting pictures of your cock?

Fuck that's scary.

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Its perfectly harmless, they let some beer run out first with the bucket they collect the line cleaner in

There'll be some remants of line cleaner there but not very much/if any at all but it does leave a taste if it hasnt been done properly

@69
just ask some of your friends Mohammed

What should I buy for tea please /brit/

>French Version

Everything is crack and tastes amazing

he's in a mental health care unit and we're all getting our web history examined by GCHQ

the gf sent me this

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m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=138&v=GW_kgmo7P5k
My cousin just released a new song lads

my nigga

im not though am i

Based, saving that

>27 Platinum trophies

psnprofiles.com/Zabimaru-Bankai

10 while 4

pizza lad, easy and nice

9 til 6 for meself unfortunately, hard toil for simple folk

gona start asking people to call me schmike

what is it

shant be clicking this virus

it isn't though. trains are severely autistic. the reason autists like them is because they're so boring and scheduled. autists love repetitiveness.
planes are interesting for many reasons. planes do everything and they're 100x more complex than trains, therefore more fun to learn about.
trains are confined to tracks and simply transport commuters to and from work/uni.
aerospace engineering > train engineering. you cannot dispute this.

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Hello paki sex offender freak

Yes we totally believe you now go away

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Having a poo now

Shan't shite myself in spoons tonight

piss

Chicken Biryani for dinner

are you a janitor now monica?

A little bit of detergent/bleach/degreaser watered down

shan't. had it twice already this week.