NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ADD CREAM TO THE CARBONARA AND USE CHEDDAR AND BACON IT HAS TO BE PECORINO CHEESE AND PANCETTA...

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ADD CREAM TO THE CARBONARA AND USE CHEDDAR AND BACON IT HAS TO BE PECORINO CHEESE AND PANCETTA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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Parmesan dabs all over pecorino
No cream, no cheddar, but bacon is fine instead of pancetta, just add garlic :^)

>cream
If it has cream it's not fucking carbonara, call it the soyjak pasta or whatever you want.

>If it has cream it's not fucking carbonara, call it the soyjak pasta or whatever you want.

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>If it has cream it's not fucking carbonara, call it the soyjak pasta or whatever you want.

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seethe

You can add whatever you want, but don't call it carbonara then

Who are you quoting

>You can add whatever you want, but don't call it carbonara then

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Why don't you just ejaculate all over it since you will eat anything with a similar colour and texture you fucking FAGGOTS

woah

Based

distraughtaly

>Why don't you just ejaculate all over it since you will eat anything with a similar colour and texture you fucking FAGGOTS

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>Why don't you just ejaculate all over it since you will eat anything with a similar colour and texture you fucking FAGGOTS
S - sexual disfunction.

>You can add whatever you want, but don't call it carbonara then

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Excellent thread

>this confuses and enrages the Italian

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>pancetta
is guanciale, do your homework before shitposting

based

>"Time to prepare some delicious English pudding."
>PPPPRRRRRRBLLLLLLT BRAAAAAAAAP PWEOOOOOH BLPTBLPTBLPTLPTLPTLPT BROOOOOOOWWOOOOOOOAAAAA PRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLT... PLLLT
>"Smells delicious!"

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since its made by an italian its most likely better than english pudding

I love cream and zucchini in my carbonara.
Fite me.

based

and this is why you eat prison food everyday

Based

>shut the fuck up! you cant tell me that pasta is food for children! i know its true but you cant say that! im a nu-male student! its all i eat!

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>implying my italian gf doesn't cook me pasta and lick my asshole every day

>gf cooks carbonara that way and then licks your shithole
You're both slurping shit, fren

seethe envious one

Real sweden men eat dicks, rite?

Check out this absolute loser having a breakdown ahah

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chong

>Eyyo Luigi mamma Mia thatsa good pizza

cheng

As long as it's Italian hard cheese who cares? Cream is for shitty cooks, real men use a 1-2 spoons of the pasta cooking water. Also, smoked salmon because pork is haram.

>real men use a 1-2 spoons of the pasta cooking water
ewww that's gross

>Pasta flavored pasta sauce instead of God tier cream
What da fug