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On this day in British History

>1745 – Prince Charles Edward Stuart or 'Bonnie Prince Charlie' as he was better known, arrives in Edinburgh and declares his farther the rightful king of Scotland.
>1775 – American Revolutionary War: The Invasion of Canada begins with the Siege of Fort St. Jean.
>1901 – Second Boer War: A Boer column defeats a British force at the Battle of Blood River Poort.
>1901 – Second Boer War: Boers capture a squadron of the 17th Lancers at the Battle of Elands River.
>1914 – World War I: The Race to the Sea begins.
>1939 – World War II: German submarine U-29 sinks the British aircraft carrier HMS Courageous. Two torpedoes struck the ship on her port side before any aircraft took off, knocking out all electrical power, she capsized and sank in 20 minutes with the loss of 519 of her crew, including her captain. The survivors were rescued by the Dutch ocean liner Veendam and the British freighter Collingworth. The two escorting destroyers counterattacked U-29 for four hours, but the submarine escaped.
>1940 – World War II: Due to setbacks in the Battle of Britain and approaching autumn weather, Hitler postpones Operation Sea Lion, the planned amphibious invasion of Britain.
>1944 – World War II: British and American airborne troops parachute into the Netherlands as the "Market" half of Operation Market Garden.
>1944 – World War II: German forces are attacked by the British in the Battle of San Marino.
>1954 – The novel Lord of the Flies by William Golding is first published.
>2013 – Grand Theft Auto V, developed by Rockstar North based in Edinburgh, Scotland, releases earning more than half a billion dollars on its first day

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*enters the /brit/ demountable*
alri

Yanks are slaves to the jew

bomb the circle i reckon

Get a poo (get an Indian)

gross

havin a go lol

Is that the moon? Raises questions

There are no choices, nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask "why me?" and "what if?". When you look back, see the branches, like a pruned Bonsai tree, or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.

no im doing korean

trying my best(not good enough)

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i've heard that the moon is only about the diameter of australia

Just saw a grown adult with a fucking rucksack LMAO

what doth christ

Explains the surge of moderation recently

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Get him on the mf phone

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no, why?

>walk into your living room
>see this
how do you react?

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>starts and finishes with something Edinburgh related

mentioned

how do you manage to make such a short webm such a grotesquely large file size?

did the car crash make him physically incapable of eating healthy food
or does he just have no self control

**sniff*

do you get out much?

So we should ship Australians to the moon?

General Secretary of the Coomunist Party and Chairman of the Central Coomission

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a real knee slapper this

What I simply don’t understand about people this fat is;
A) where they find the energy to (presumably) cook and eat so much food?
B) and if they’re eating takeaway constantly, how the fuck do they afford it as he (presumably) isn’t working? DLA? Takeaway isn’t even bloody cheap

my dog might be dying :(

might have to save this one

These are alright I guess, need further investigation

Australia's convicts.

Mortal coombat

aren't we all

Loving the anti-fap backlash recently

Bet a lot of chronic /brit/ fappers have been exposed to the dangers of pornography and masturbation and have ceased their self flagellation

love how everyone on /brit/ is earning at least three times the national average salary and is fucking a beautiful gf
really impressive lads

hahahahaha RIP!

lollll

not me im a virgin who's never had a job

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-49733558

oh no no WW3 incoming

now this is a post i can relate to

Today is the first day of the rest of your life
New day
New you

men have evolved to want to shag everything but now can't, don't see how wanking could possibly be a bad thing

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don't let me forget my soured cream
might put my car keys in the fridge to remind me

fuck off morrocan dog

need a shit

damn blacks have massive nips too?

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make sure to remember not to forget you're sour cream

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Australia mentioned!

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how the fuck do boomers bang on about cars for so fucking long

love me sour cream and salsa on fajitas

>Saudi air defences did not stop the drones and missiles because they were pointed southwards, to prevent attacks from Yemen, the officials added.
Ah

why are Iran provoking everyone with nukes?

might become a juggalo

Wonder how many people are on antidepressants these days.

banter

Oh nooo yanks are gonnae get btfo again and cop out like with every other war they've been in

>chinese-australian mp
Powerful

always enjoyed this picture because I work with a girl who looks exactly like this
facially at least, she doesnt have huge ta-tas

i'm not

doesn't help that they're used for absolutely every low intensity mental illness

>Prescriptions for 64.7m items of antidepressants – an all-time high – were dispensed in England in 2016, the most recent annual data from NHS Digital showed. That was 3.7m more than the 61m items dispensed during 2015.

>There are no figures for how many people are being given antidepressants, though, as NHS Digital do not record that.

don't really know what to become
am a nothingist

Too many...

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at least a thousand I would say

Me neither but I think I have a bit of sinusitis so might do one of those old country nose clearing remedies

most lads just say 'unemployed'

Need a wee but my willy fell off

just get yourself on the olbas oil you'll be reyt

based
I am part of this statistic, its like im famous

what is the mass and energy of the unemployed molecule

Bet they made sure to have the white man there just to trick a few idiots.

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if u eat ice cream or burgers ur npc

state

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also if you use a mobile phone or wear a tshirt

It’s certainly working, I’m giving nofap a go again, started on Saturday. Got to 17 days last time so I’m going to try go a month this time if I can.

I've been gradually transitioning from alcoholic to pothead.

why do the irish hate baked goods?

go on then, what's the G mean

The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself. Your image keeps shifting, and you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free.
You'll see the choices you didn't know you'd made, like staying at work late to chat with a friend, instead of hurrying home to your family.

Cannot wait to treat myself to a bottle of shiraz on Friday

choonio
youtube.com/watch?v=bCMPryaniN0

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Gaylords

i used to be. is 100% correct
far too many people are on them

i want to suck on her tits

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>like staying at work late to chat with a friend, instead of hurrying home to your family.
literally does not compute for me
'ate the colleagues
love the mrs
simple as

Wish a giant Lana Del Rey would smush me between her toes.

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