>Ahoy Soyjak! It appears that we've stumbled upon some treasure!
Ahoy Soyjak! It appears that we've stumbled upon some treasure!
Jason Anderson
Robert Morris
>but gigachad, these torrents say stuff like "13 y.o. cunny rape", should we really open them!!
Chase Martinez
>Sure Soyjak, open them, what's the worst that can happen?
Jonathan Hill
>WTF!!!!!! THERE'S CHILD PORN EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carter Sanders
>wtf dude, how did that happen???
Nicholas Anderson
so is the canon that they're friends now
Juan Green
>YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME IT WAS OK AND SAFE TO CLICK ON IT!!!
Angel Gomez
>calm down soyjak, there has to be a way to get rid of this stuff before the FBI arrests us for possetion of child pornography
Nolan Wood
>THIS IS THE FBI, OPEN YOUR DOOR
Jacob Campbell
>Oh shit! the FBI is already here! Soyjak, quick destroy the computer and the hard drive to remove the evidence!
Sebastian Rodriguez
>But giga chad this is the only computer that we have!!
Jaxson Butler
>we'll buy a new one OK? I don't want to get raped in prison for a crime we didn't want to commit.
Nathaniel Lopez
>Dont worry soyjak, I'm stronger and if anything, can survive in prison unlike you. So I'll go and buy you some time. In case I get arrested you should run.
Parker Reyes
>THIS IS THE FBI GET DOWN ONTO YOUR KNEES!
James Allen
>speaking of which I need to practice my martial arts skills on them hope this can buy some time for you
Ayden Bennett
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FBI, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Julian Price
>child porn huh? looks like that's going to be 10 years of prison, sir
Nolan Jackson
>wtf soyjak you were supposed to destroy the damn evidence
Logan King
>I couldn't find a hammer and I didn't have enough time OK?
Thomas Morgan
>Barbra here, what's causing all of this commotion?
Michael Hall
this is autistic
William Davis
>well ya see, Barba, Soyjak and giga chad seem to have child porn saved onto their computer and their getting arrested for it
Benjamin Walker
>IT WAS ALL AN ACCIDENT WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DOWNLOAD ALL THAT CP WE DIDB'T KNOW WHAT "CUNNY" MEANT!!!!!
Blake Miller
>yeah, tell it to the judge, fucker. you are sentenced to 10 years in prision with a court case
Caleb Sanders
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M TOO INNOCENT TO BE SENT TO PRISON!!! PLEASE BELIEVE ME IM INNOCENT!! AAAAAAA
Asher Phillips
>so only soyjak's going to prison officer?
Angel Scott
>yeah, I don't think you were associated and were helping him, so you're off scott free.
Henry Parker
>uhm.... OK.
Wyatt Richardson
You'll never take me alive jannies
Wyatt Campbell
(in prison)
>I-I can't believe it, I'd never think I'll never go to prison... I wonder who my inmate going to be...
Robert Jenkins
>WHY AM I GETTING A NEW IMMATE? THIS JAILCELL WAS MY PERSONAL MASTURBATORIUM!!!
Joshua Bailey
Is it autism ?
Julian Reed
>we'd thought you wanted a new friend so meet your new jailmate, soyjak
Juan Nguyen
>uhhh h-hello...?
William Kelly
This thread is blessed
Gabriel Stewart
>ALRIGHT SOYJAK, SINCE YOU'RE WITH ME NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO SET SOME RULES
>RULE ONE: GET USED TO MY COOOMING
>RULE TWO: DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT MY COOMING HABBITS
>RULE THREE: IF YOU'RE BOTHERED BY MY COOMING THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOUR EARS, GOT IT?
Joshua Nguyen
blessed mexican autist
Matthew Long
>Hey fucker! I'm trying to fucking coom here, do you mind?
Joshua Brooks
>W-W-W-WW-WWWHHHHAAAAT? I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT? UHH NO WAY DUDE YOU NEED TO CURE YOUR MASTUBRATION ADDICTIOPN!
Noah Martin
>FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPF APFAPFAP
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Joshua Jackson
>DUDE STOP, THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU!
Ryan Taylor
>HEALTH? HEALTH?! DO YOU THINK I CARED ABOUT THAT IN A LONG TIME? STOP BEING A RESTRAINBRAIN, ENJOY THE COOOOM LIFE!!!!!
Eli Ross
>can you two shut the fuck up?
Alexander Sanchez
>WTF, giga chad?! how did you get here? I thought you weren't arrested!!!
Jordan Cook
I though gigachad got off scott free
Elijah Richardson
>the truth is, I got arrested too for making a loli shitpost thread on Jow Forums, yeah they checked the search history too, and they knew it was me..
Kevin Wilson
Oh nvm, speak of the devil
Kevin Price
he's a guard
Camden Wilson
>you mean to tell me YOU were the one who made that "anime cunny' thread on Jow Forums?
Anthony Ward
>Ahoy
Proves Giga Chad is Czech
Liam Davis
>pepe
You fucked up, retard.
Angel Jackson
>When did my Jow Forums friends replace me with these charlatans? They used to love me you know. I've been forgotten...
Daniel Sullivan
>no it wasn't THAT one but yeah
Brody Murphy
Sorry, I ran out of FBI police pictures I had no other choice other than resorting to stock images
Blake Miller
>Easter will rise again
Cameron White
>guy's you aren't allowed to talk to each other the prison headmaster said so.
Joshua Gutierrez
>man shut your bitch ass up.
Parker Anderson
>uhh yikes! is that a gun!? You're not supposed to have thoses, looks like I have to call security!
Liam Roberts
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Sebastian Williams
>WOOOAAAHH GIGA CHAD HOW DID YOU GET THAT GUN!? WHAT DO WE DO NOW!!???
Wyatt Reyes
>that's not important soyjak, what's important is now that the guards are dead, we can use this as an opprotunity to escape.
Parker Rogers
>I KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT! *USES STRONG RIGHT ARM TO TEAR THE BARS OPEN*
>FINALLY NOW I CAN GO HOME AND COOM TO SOME PORN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS!
Henry Baker
>you think you can escape that easily huh? We have reinforcements on the ready!
Joshua Gray
>I heard you fellas need a ride
Lucas Mitchell
Bump, I wanna see how it ends
Jackson Torres
>Come, let us make our escape
Juan Howard
>YES! WE CAN ESCAPE, QUICK EVERYBODY GET IN!
Luis Ortiz
>VROOM VROOM
Austin Ramirez
>shit they're getting away! quick get a car!
Jayden Cruz
i cant stop laughing. Jow Forums is glorious nowadays
Elijah Lee
>Thanks to you all, I was finally able to make up for the tragic car accident I caused 50 years ago that killed me and my family. I can finally rest in peace, godspeed to you fellows on your epic quest. Goodbye, friends...
Landon Cooper
shit forgot pic
Ayden Peterson
>let me out of the car. I'll hold them off to buy you time.
Landon Wright
>looks like I have to take the wheel then, We arent't far enough from thjem
Thomas Allen
>oh shit the car is disappearing as well
Jason Ross
>thought you can get away, huh? well you thought wrong, kiss your sorry asses goodbye!
Grayson Myers
>you can't stop us all if we work together, Coomer, use your right arm to beat up the cops, while I use my muscles for melee attacks, While you soyjak try to disctract them!
Jordan Peterson
>alright police officers, time to face my wrath!
>*transforms into a nintendo labo*
Benjamin Morgan
>*left 4 dead 2 charger sound*
>TIME TO USE MY COOM ARM AS A WEAPON!
John Cooper
>any last words police officers?
Lincoln Hughes
>oh shit!
>Hey we need some back u-
Kevin Anderson
Bump
Jaxon Nguyen
This thread is good. I guess.
Aaron Thompson
*PUNCH*
Carter Reed
>*activates power mode*
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Kayden Martin
>*dead*
Liam Lewis
>*jumps on pepe to death*
>WAHOO!!
Samuel Flores
>uhh, do you guys need any help?
Thomas Allen
>actually yes we do, do you have a car? we need to get ourselves far away from this place!
Oliver Nguyen
>alright guys, qucik get in!!!
Parker Mitchell
>*VROOM VROOM*
>*drives into the sunset*
Jonathan Gutierrez
>(The End)
Ok so that's the end. I don't know how to continue the story so that's going to be it for now.
Camden Allen
Part 2 when?
Nicholas Miller
maybe tomorrow, but I need more giga chad and soyboy pics, I was running low on them at one point of this. Plus I don't know what part 2 will even be about
William Flores
They go to Mexico on their runaway, and have a bunch of hookers in Tijuana.
Lucas Baker
What will the mexican hookers be represented by? I don't have any latina wojaks.
Eli Thompson
What do you guys think was the best part of this.. thing?
how would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?
William Perry
thank you
Cooper Butler
thank you for what? uhh your welcome anyway
Jaxson Martin
ngl I thought this was going to be a very different story about actual pirates or something when I read the first post