/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

My neighbours are fucking and their bed is banging against the wall I was already leaned against :^)

8=======D~~~~~

they make that somewhere in minnesota, seems nasty t.b.h

maaaan that seems so gross. what'd you think of it?
it's not that great. the sauce, potatoes and condiments are tasty tho

play porn really loud

they're drenched in garlic and butter so the snail flavor doesn't come through. The consistency is a bit like oysters, maybe chewier

Who the hell cooks with lye? There's gotta be a better way to cook a fish

Can you record it and put it on vocaroo?

live squid
wild abalone
shark fin soup
civet coffee
there’s more but i can’t think of them off the top of my head

not a chink insectoid btw, just travel :)

>oysters
disgusting

would you eat hakarl?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hákarl

you're such a terrible Scandinavian

what was civet coffee like?

He already finished. The neighbour man seems to finish real fast, I’ve /cum/posted about them fighting about his fast cums before lol. Could probably have a chance with her since she seems very sexually frustrated :^)

Unfortunately I never ever see them in the halls, only hear them through the walls. Don’t even know what they look like, but her voice sounds cute

My life would be improved 1000% if I wasn't bald

oysters are only for the upper upper crust over here, which are hated. the food itself is also trash

O:

>fighting about fast cums
Problems I wish I had

Doesn’t sound great but I’ll try anything once. Definitely would if I ever visit Iceland, which I plan to at some point

I have a full head of hair and my life is shit

you tryin to swallow that load, boy?

I doubt it. that's just the thing you're insecure about.

Snails are way worse than oysters in my experience. Much tougher, not nearly as good flavour. But oysters are right near the top for me so maybe my perspective is skewed

>boy
I'm a grown man

yeah, i bet youre grown alright...

>a grown man

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his legs are diseased

I’m not really enough of a coffee expert to do it justice descriptively, but I think it’s definitely worth a shot if you ever get the chance to have a cup.

It was fairly smooth and mellow, full-bodied I think. Experts like to shit on it so to speak but it’s interesting and worth trying once. Wouldn’t really go out of my way to buy a very expensive full bag though

How do whales walk on land?

Just play to your niche in the sexual market. Be extra masculine, get jacked, be powerful in life etc. No use worrying about how much pussy you’d get as some twink Gucci model

I just told you so yeah

>I’m really enough of a coffee expert to do it justice descriptively, I think it’s definitely worth a shot if you ever get the chance to have a cup.

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yeah but you didn't add the ellipsis...

he looks like a zoomer

I used to play Street Fighter "competitively". I'm very glad I stopped.

I'll try it one day. After reading about the cockroach researchers developing respiratory allergies after drinking coffee

>tfw went from living in a 90% black neighborhood to a 99% white neighborhood

aaaaaahhh yummy yum

What's your endgame?

>After reading about the cockroach researchers developing respiratory allergies after drinking coffee
Pls elaborate

he's just shitposting

can I put anything on there?

#metoo

...

shave it like Joe Rogan

lol, ok. It's from an NPR segment and only a few minutes long

npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=103775784?storyId=103775784

Fast forward to 34:50 and enjoy!

The locality I stay in a lot of the time is about 50% black. The county is about 15% black. It's noticeably poorer in the black areas but otherwise chill.

I've run out of coffee, fuck.
Was going to buy a pack yesterday but completely forgot.
Damn.

Chill is a synonym for crime infested?

this therapy bullshit is not working
if i dont get the job tomorrow i am legitimately killing myself

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oh no I’ll just have a double double please

The area is rural and pretty quiet. Most crime occurs in towns or large cities.

The coffee bit didn’t get me because I pretty much exclusively consume whole-bean already anyway, but the chocolate thing is a turn-off lol

>if i dont get the job tomorrow i am legitimately killing myself
put that in your cover letter

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iktf, therapy is bs

hahaha

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rogan is such a goofball

LOL

It's that time of the year again, when monsoon changes its direction.
It's getting super chill and extremely windy. Hate that.

iktf. okay with the cold but hate the wind, it makes biking absolutely awful

italian ice is just the seethtough freezer popsicle things you get but in a bowl

umm how bout u get a car then poorfag lol

its that time of the year where i still dont have qt asian girl toes in my face

seethtough freezer popsicle is just the italian ice things you get but in a stick

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Uh oh did u forget ur proxy again bub?

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no its not you fucking hoser

>car

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dont you dare reply to me or my volvo ever again

china is based and theres nothing drumpftkins can do about it

I want to go to yurop

i wonder if sechsuechaun sauce is as based as the memes say it is

I'd like to go to both Europe and China someday

I want to stay barefoot but my feet sweat a lot

rice was meh. never gonna order from that chinese place ever again.

I don't wanna be a bus driver
All my life
I'm gonna pack my bags and leave this town
Grab a flight

Fly away on Venga Airways
Fly me high, Ibiza sky

I look up at the sky
And I see the clouds
I look down at the ground
And I see the rainbow down the drain

Fly away on Venga Airways
Fly me high, Ibiza sky

Whoah! We're going to Ibiza
Whoah! Back to the island
Whoah! We're gonna have a party
Whoah! In the Mediterranean sea

feeling that feel when no gf again, buds

Hello lads. Haven't posted a new picture of the guinea pigs in a while.

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you should go back and cause a scene in the restaurant

>tfw felt this feel for over 28 years now.

cute. guinea pigs are great pets. they make silly noises when they're excited.

Every gril I meet is married or has a bf. What do?

wtf they're noisy bastards

youtube.com/watch?v=BB8j3X3UyZA

wait for them to all divorce/break up in five years and the ball's in your court

Date a guy

I forgot to mention that the few single ones have kids. I don't want a single mother

the more i learn about capitalism the less i care for it

Ummm avoid women?

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