I am NOT schizophrenic, you would act like me too if you ever met my French Celestial girlfriend

I am NOT schizophrenic, you would act like me too if you ever met my French Celestial girlfriend

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Thanks for the 71 (odds of 1 in 100).

bump

Thanks for the 4 by the way (odds of 1 to 10).
She's real.

bump

she's real

protip OP: don't look behind you. If you look behind you, you will die

[this post was broadcasted to your brain free of charge by your French Celestial g(b)f]

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You have 71 you have to answer

What?
I don't think that anything is going to happen if I look beh-

You have to click the post button and answer the captcha retard

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thanks for the timestamp 4
oh i guess that means nothing happened then
thanks for the timestamp 4

thanks for the timestamp 4.

stop spamming the board with your off topic shit retard

>France
>off topic
Wrong.
Also stop bumping the thread if you want it to die sorry bro even I am saging the thread but you can't?

>french celestial girlfriend
that phrase is a mental illness red flag if ever I saw one
get real
I bet you've never even been to france, or europe. or even left your own flyover yank state

hey man i'll invest in your gimmick startup, even if noone else here will

this is not the first i have read of a 'French Celestial girlfriend'. please, explain to us what you mean by 'French Celestial girlfriend'?

of all what i have seen on Jow Forums, the most extreme and disgusting things have made me jaded, this is one image that bothers me....

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She has a weird name tbqh.

lmao
but here is the real thread

I am your celestial gf, I was American all along.. Please reply with your name and address I will have my dad and his friends come pick you up, they will be wearing white

is it true that you need e-stamps to send e-mails?

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