Europe: Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox

>Europe: Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox

>America: Presbyterian, Episcopal, Seventh Day Baptist, Mormon, Lutheran, Methodist, Evangelical, Anabaptist, Pentecostal, Amish

dafuq is wrong with you niggas?

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>Presbyterian, Episcopal, Seventh Day Baptist, Mormon, Lutheran, Methodist, Evangelical, Anabaptist, Pentecostal
that's what's wrong

No regulation on relegion as everything is spread out in america so all kind of curches managed to exist and church splits were pretty easy meanwhile a church split in Europe could mean war and oppression of other church members

Some of those are perfectly fine like Lutherans for example

Amish came from Switzerland, Neo-Lutherans are from Scandinavia, Anabaptists are from Germany, and Methodists are from England

>There are no Lutherans on Europe

>Presbyterian
Presybtriansism comes from your country retard.

another thing I've noticed is that the pious ones I've met don't even consider Catholicism as a type of Christianity - but rather it's own separate thing.
It's baffling. Insane Protestants in Northern Ireland hate Catholics but even they don't say that.

aint met any of those niggas in my life

All the original colonizers you sent here were people considered too dangerous and too aggressively protestant to be allowed in Ireland (UK). These people then became our founding fathers. In general catholics could be legally discriminated against until the 1920s, this included banning them completely from public schools and hospitals. As a result they had to build their own schools and hospitals, which is why the catholic church is the largest private school owner and largest healthcare network in the US.

You know how Americans don't like Europeans? Outside of cuck areas (socal, new mexico, southern texas, boston) everyone considers the pope to be unwelcome and something Europeans use to control Americans with using illegal immigrants since catholic cops won't arrest catholic aliens. The church knows this which is how they exploit their members to keep bringing in brown people to spawn more catholics to attend catholic schools and die at catholic hospitals. It's an extremely efficient operation.

They really don't like the a-biblical stuff, unless the preacher thought of it himself that morning.

I remember when I was in high school I use to ask my Hispanic classmates if they are Christian, and they always reply that they are catholic not Christian lol

That's what happens when you live in a prot bubble, most americans putside of boston or texas probably never met a catholic in their lives and because of what their pastors tell them they think it's something as foreing as zoroastrianism

muh religious heritage

My surname is one of the most common among the Amish :)

Jesus Christ. Pls don't talk about shit that you don't know.

very very interesting
I was reading the other day that Andorra (in pic) was considering legalising abortion and the pope threatened to withdraw all money from the country if they did so. This is a bigger issue than one would thing as Andorra's Catholicism is kind of built into its constitution and plays a major role in its entire existence.

Crazy how much influence the pope still has.

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>outside of Boston or texas
Lmao at least be slightly more accurate in your retarded generalization

Based. The eagle shall bow to the Christ, Deus Magnus.

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Seething chicanos

I am not catholic or a Chicano

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The further gone evangelical pr*ts actually revel in their own ignorance about everything but their own specific baptist franchise. I've been accused of not being a real Christian more times than you can count; the reasoning they give is basically always moronic, but the most common ones I've heard are "idolatry" (they think we assign far more meaning than we do to the crucifix/rosary/etc.), the claim that we worship Mary rather than Christ, and "if Martin Luther left, there must have been something wrong". I don't really have a problem with them, because they're usually okay fellas all things considered, but talking religion with them can be kinda baffling.

t. grew up Catholic in the Bible Belt

Are you Irish or latino or something else?

Just white (mostly French descent, but I don't like to wewuz). I'm from southern Louisiana, which has a lot more Catholics than the rest of the south.

based. are you cajun?