Oh my God... W-what happened here, Gigachad? What did you do?

How could that be a war if water chinks can barely get rocks to hit you, a war implies some sort of a balance in the forces, else is just not iusta causa

Americans are such freaks. Vile, villainous, creatures. I hate them and pity them, for they will never be human enough to comprehend their wretchedness. Those who could dodge the draft but didn't deserved the hearty dose of agent orange that they got.

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You know you're technically an American too

No he isn't. It is a Chink.

choke on it faggot, hundreds of millions of people were saved from tyranny thanks to us

You're technically a sinicized Thai. And?

Think of us like brothers. True, we have many similarities, but Canada is the golden child that went to college while America, who was a good boy when he was young, is now a raving lunatic who sells and uses drugs and shoots people for looking at him funny.

fuck off zhang

I agree, you're still an American tho

canada? isn't that basically china at this point?

I’m Albanian and George Washington was Albanian too!

Even if that were true, it would be purely incidental. Your kind can't comprehend altruism. You only thirst for blood.

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we should have killed more chinks and gooks 2bh
to save them from themselves of course

If we wanted we could take the entire continent. Mexico, South America, Canada could all be under our control in about a year or less. We haven't done that so far, count that as your act of mercy

you can't take south america

oh no, the brazilian army, whatever shall we do?

Remember how Britain easily swatted side Argentina when they tried to take the Falkands?
Yeah that's about the state of them

You couldn't even take over Cuba

You're retarded
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darién_Gap

>GET SOME
>GET SOME
>GET SOME
>AIN'T WAR HELL ? HAHAHAHA

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>a marsh would stop the US Army, Navy, Air Force, Glow-In-The-Darks, etc.

bro, you couldn't win against some farmers and you are going to win against brasilian monkeys?

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Mercy is as alien to you as altruism. As for whether you could do it, the answer is no. America hasn't won a war on its own for more than a hundred years. The Soviets did the heavy lifting in WW2, as did other European powers in WW1. All you have is a bloated military full of useless over-engineered stuff: reuters.com/article/us-saudi-aramco-security/costly-saudi-defenses-prove-no-match-for-drones-cruise-missiles-idUSKBN1W22FR. Your billion dollar defense systems couldn't deal with a drone with some explosives strapped into it. Your people are even worse. You're semi-sentient demoralized creatures who can only feel a directionless hatred at some vague enemy but most of all at yourself. Your masters focus your hatred and then sic you on the enemy of the month. A real human being is worth a thousand Americans.

>how are you going to get an entire mechanized army through a nearly impenetrable natural barrier
>I DON'T KNOW US ARMY BRO LOL
Again, you're retarded.

dome hojita domee

>who can only feel a directionless hatred at some vague enemy but most of all at yourself.

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>why yes Australia did have the highest K/D in vietnam how could you tell?

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We have these crazy things here in The States called boats, maybe you've heard of them. Well, the ones we have are really big, so big we call them ships, and they carry a lot of people. These people then get on boats carried by the ships, and sail to shoreline and completely circumvent that entire natural barrier.

Seriously why the fuck would anyone land war across the the natural barriers when amphibious deployment is the true victor.
>b-but we'll defend the shorelines
do a pre-landing bombing run with conventional missiles, then planes to mop up.

It is not Braziu that you need to worry about hammerhead

True, the American fears the Chilean BVLL

An amphibious invasion of a whole continent? Do you understand how costly that would be? Do you realize the insane casualty figures that would result? D-Day just barely worked and that was the largest amphibious operation in history. Invading an entire continent would be 100x that, millions dead with not even a guarantee of success. Your armed forces would be wiped if you even made it inland.
>do a pre-landing bombing run with conventional missiles, then planes to mop up.
Cuz clearing the shorelines worked so well at Normandy right? The dead of Omaha and Utah beach say hello

>whole continent
>implying there wouldn't be decades of shaky cassus beli moving from nation to nation
>nearly 40 years of political gerrymandering later South America is part of Manifest Destiny

you said
>If we wanted we could take the entire continent. Mexico, South America, Canada could all be under our control in about a year or less
Dumb mutt. Also:
>implying you can just slowly take out each and every country in South America without them forming a coalition against you along with other powers like Russia or China.
You have a child's like understanding of geopolitics.

Pretty sure a bunch of people here donated a shit-ton of money to Japan after the Tōhoku earthquake, desu if you're going to use Facebook comments as some sort of real argument you just seem really butt hurt.

We don't attack, we defend

Peru says otherwise.

Dude we’d go bankrupt just from taking over Mexico alone

>America hasn't won a war on its own for more than a hundred years.
Uhm sweaty they might have not won conventional wars, but they won the War on Dru-
Well at least they wont the War on Terr-

Cartel guerrillas would be kino

Hey at least they wont the War on Pover-

>America hasn't won a war on its own for more than a hundred years
Grenada?

Well at least they're winning the en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Women

We had Lima, their capital, if we were assholes we could have keep it to go on with the colonial trends, my ancestors fought a ius war, won and moved on

Don't get too full of yourselves Pablo and Pedro. Most Americans don't even know where Chile is.

The most important war of all.

There's something wrong with you if you believe popping mongoloid heads wouldn't be fun.

Americans aren't exactly the gold standard of geographic knowledge.

Why are there so many chinks in Canada?

Someone make an edit of this photo with soyjack and gigachad

Legit didn't even know where Granada was until looking it up, and even then it showed me the results for Granada, Spain. Was confused until I looked up the conflict itself.

On that post, watch this and imagine the average private jorge jackson
youtube.com/watch?v=kRh1zXFKC_o

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You do know they cut out pretty much all the clips of people being able to name countries perfectly fine, right?
It's a late night show, and (barely) a comedic one at that, so they highlight the retards to get a laugh from the audience.

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Americans are THIS based?

So the average burger is a cultured person, is that your point?

The Vietcong killed more south Vietnamese than we ever did.

FUCK AMERIGOBLOS
KILL ALL AMERIGOBLOS
FREE AZTLAN
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
AMERIGOBLOS ARE NOT HUMAN AMERIGOBLOS ARE NOT HUMAN AMERIGOBLOS ARE NOT HUMAN
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

>You do know
stop typing like a beta boy

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How about this, you can start telling me what do to when your cunt gets to the point where it's not a literal modern city-state.

>How about this
you just can't help yourself, you type like a passive aggressive woman.

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Whatever you say, Chang.

Americans never teach the atroticies ij their schools, obviously because its against their agenda as human rights defenders.
But, we have not forgotten.
Duterte in particular has been very vocal about it.
Fuck the Spanish and Fuck america.

gain testosterone, hit the weights, take a shower, get a clue, have sex

>How about this,
>You do know

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it's all the soy coursing through his veins he can't help it

Hey, Filipinos are the ones that chimped out. Not our fault you retards followed Aguinaldo.

I would follow him to this day. Fuck America. Talks about being the world's policeman while being the number one human rights criminal.

>Chang and Luiang are combining their brains to create a grade A retort
>it's the same tired wojak that's been posted for nearly a year now
Unsurprising for Asia, desu

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Have sex guy

>I would follow him to this day. Fuck America
You would just be another corpse in the pile.

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You gambled for independence and lost, tale as old as time, could've happened to America too.
I salute the effort though, the Flips were a worthy opponent.

This is why Duterte hates you
You massacre flips
Your CIA helped a american criminal escape his death squad and tried to assasinate him
You denied his US visa twice
You shit on his war on drugs while Nixon did the same thing in the 60s and you kill of innocents with drones

Duterte's war on drugs is honestly the heavy-handed treatment a war on drugs needs to succeed. Everyone hates the CIA, even the other alphabet organizations hate the CIA.
Not him, btw