What's Americans favorite department store?

Goys'R'Us!

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what's a sudanese favorite food??

mud!!!!

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Based and oyveypilled

What's American favorite meal?

Lead!

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what do you call a problem a sudanese teenager has???

a mid life crisis!

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What do you call an American who isn't funny?

What do you call an American health problem?

Bankruptcy!

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lmfao

lmao

fucking lmao

OH NO NO NO NO

>tf
>tp

Nogs btfo by half nogs

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Keep going bro!! I'm fucking dying right now
>be american
>shart in Walmart
>Can't afford healthcare
>complain about the price of McDonald's dollar menu
>Get shot

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i don't get it

I don't get it

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>be American
>take opioids to escape life
>end up in hospital
>suicidal from bill
>demand opioids for pain
>receive 2g of alfentanil and die

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I actually haven't followed the news in a long time, do we really have that bad of an opioid problem? I know in my city there's billboards all over the place for opioid help, but I thought that was just my city.

Sudanease are just as goy as americans

Yes it's bad. And this time instead of 'just say no' and mass incarceration the American government considers it a major health issue

Shhhh. The previous govt wanted to cozy up and the current one is in a position of deliberate ambiguity

Final one based American jokesters

>be American
>see someone trespassing into my farm
>grab shotgun and hunt him down and kill him
>turns out he's my first cousin aka my sisters ex husband
>get blocked from family moonshine

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Gave you an opening with inbreeding come on

what do you call a sudanese miscarriage???

today's lunch!!!

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utterly based thread

have you ever tried sudanese food? neither have they

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What do you call an American miscarriage?

Savings on obstetric care!

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FUCK AMERIGOBLOS
KILL ALL AMERIGOBLOS
FREE AZTLAN
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
AMERIGOBLOS ARE NOT HUMAN AMERIGOBLOS ARE NOT HUMAN AMERIGOBLOS ARE NOT HUMAN

Did you know that the record American hunger strike lasted two hours?! And the corporation acquiesced immediately because of the humanitarian crisis!

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Heh this was pretty good

>be african

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ufff don't know which one is better

lmao

they die young

Toys'R'Us went out of business

This wouldn't happen if the shelves had guns!