/brit/

Post fucking machines

Welcome back lad
Lachie's just being a mad lad as usual you know, poor lad is on the NDIS now with carer visits
Well he's quite literally autistic and has a learning disability

all trains to cheadle have been cancelled with immediate effect

Post fucking machines

youtube.com/watch?v=D9f05HEe86Y

oh noooooo

>Job applications 'filtered by university ranking'

Graduates of 24 top UK universities are more likely to find work soon after graduating than those from other universities, research says.

Four-fifths of Russell Group graduates entered full-time work within weeks of leaving compared with two-thirds of those from other institutions, a survey for graduate recruiter Milkround found. It said firms used a tick-box system to filter candidates via the league table position of their universities.

"While there's no doubt that many students dream of attending reputationally prestigious universities such as Oxford or Cambridge, most graduates are left with the same level of debt or student loans (and same tuition fees) regardless of what university they attended," she said. The investment students make to attend university and gain their degree is substantial and whilst academic success should be applauded, some graduates feel the return on investment when entering the workplace should be fairer."

In November last year a study from Department for Education and Institute for Fiscal Studies found that women with a degree earn on average 28% more than non-graduate women. The study also found men with degrees earn an average of 8% more than non-graduates.

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very unnecessary

America confirmed for brits.

Watch your fucking mouth

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based

I was in Victoria Centre on Saturday. Isn't life weird lads? Haha

why were they both at the hospital? how old is she? is she peng?

i thought he met this bird at his art class

might get kicked out of uni at the end of the year
almost want it to happen

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Lachie had a second mental breakdown unfortunately but he's out now and doing much better
Mid 30's I think
No I think it's one of the older women from the hospital because he said she was having a manic episode on the weekend

what would you get kicked out for lad? good filename btw

Doxable information, recommend you get this redacted

sad desu

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7473777/Autistic-man-dead-cupboard-nine-months-hanged-himself.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7473777/Autistic-man-dead-cupboard-nine-months-hanged-himself.html

sounds like fun

We can do yachts or we can do jets whenever we lunchin
We doin' three at a time, no lie, this life is a bungee
I was damn near out my mind, a n*gga wouldn't front me
I had to go and get on my grind, that broke shit haunt me
I got 'em comin' in all different kinds, flyin' out the country

hope youre a grower lad

>attractive enough to get matches and dates
>not interesting enough to get laid
life is suffering

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lefty passfaggot posting another boring article

in tdkr did cia actually only put one of the bad guys on the flight plan or did he put all three?

Eerily reminiscent of Ribena

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Yes I've been keeping a keen eye on that young man on-and-off
Even rallied some of the lads around his birthday

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dangerously close to contradicting a jew there
careful now

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failing too much

>8" willy
>cum within about 2 minutes
An absolute waste of a great willer

Just one, that's why Bane told brother they were expecting one of them in the wreckage

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hence why i linked it, see great minds think alike

Fuck kikes

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i meant the mental breakdown

Bummed a Jewish girl in uni, it was rubbish

but then why did he pretend to shoot them before pretending to throw them out of the plane? he should have just thrown them out starting with bane

why dont you use a cock ring/numbing cream just go again?

It was a grab for attention and now he's back filling threads with rubbish

Couldn't have been as exciting as the first one

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Half a ticket for my wrist, spill so big
I put five pointers in the face, you can see it
I just put my whole damn arm in the fridge
Ten chains on, Lucky Charms, I'm the shit

Ten, ten different exotic cars how we slid
Meet me in Chanel in the back, we goin' big
I been gettin' NBA money, Jason Kidd
I just charged a whole damn M for a gig

And I got that Nitro for a pig

I'ma make it spark when you see it

bane's one of those things that i got stockholm syndrome with - intensely hated until i suddenly found it hilarious one day

ah yes

Cause he was intimidating one of them into telling him who paid them to grab doctor pavel. He wanted them to think he'd thrown them out, then when one of them did indeed crack he would have thrown the rest out it is presumed.

That, or they would all agree to talk and he'd amend the flightplan after the fact when the plane landed

Still find this mad.

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might get downvoted for this but i actually love blogposting as long as its not in 190kg's style

If the earth is spinning so fast then how come we aren't constantly dizzy or falling over?

Fucking scientists just guess and make up shit

It's impressive how it never quite died.
My favourite things to come from it is the guy who made a song out of the scene and the dubs, like that guy who got his 3 year old brother to dub the scene

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If the Bane house is real, that's some next level shit

if i was on cia's plane and he pretended to throw me out i would snitch and say to the others that he didnt shoot or throw me

Fuck a Fan?

having a glass of milk

david icke new book the trigger am pretty wild

forgot about that, far out

that's his wife but that video's just cropped suggestively

Nothing wrong with a good blogpost, stimulates discussion

wypipo be sucking on cow tittys n shit

quit my job last month probably wasnt the brightest trick

yes the scene has multiple issues

why would you hate it, it was always a funny meme that made fun of awkward acting in an otherwise good film, also funny enough pic related is the first banepost and no one replied to it

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so pretty much my future home will be isle of wight, off the coast

can't wait, ill be the town duntz and people can come spit on me

Wait what? I thought he was a big guy compared to CIA

because it completely ruined the board and its never recovered

Yeah sure, Baneposting is what ruined /tv/

>in an otherwise good film

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I don't hate it, I'm a big fan in fact

Anyone remember Tom Hardy's reddit Q&A that /tv/ crashed? He said that he intoned "for you" as in he was a big guy for CIA

he is

Need Emma Watson to take a big ole cartoon acme mallet to my jeb end.

@9992
U U
U U

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for you

want to revise my earlier post
i like blogposting when its mundane or about failings or about a loser who achieved minor success
i do NOT like normie twats talking about home much fun they had on the weekend

Are you saying it crashed the board with no survivors?

it was pol invading pre sw7 that ruined /tv/ after that every thread got shitted up because Jow Forums turds got assblasted over a female protagonist and john boyega/oscar isaac

No but I'd say it has made the posting on said board extremely painful.

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had a lot of fun on the weekend

have not had a job for one month and returning to the university in a week

ok bane's death was really awful, and honestly i dont think heath ledger's joker was as good as people blow it up to be, only because it was his swan song and he died shortly after

sending this img to thailad so he can crop it and brighten it properly for later use on this board, kthx

baneposting cleared out the good posters and created a vaccum to be filled by Jow Forums

happy to hear mate

yeah, genuinely had no idea what he meant with that line until that q&a
based actor so kinda shit that it got raided mind

FUCK i meant this img

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big fan of the edit of bane's death where old mate rides in on the bike and says something like "that's why you shoot a guy before throwing him out of a plane"

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for me lads, its young maisie.

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where do nonces go if they don't like asians?

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OH
MY
DAYS

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The vatican

latin america