/brit/

this
*unzips dick*

her name is Monica

me because my princess deserves her money

0121

just stooped down to my 14 year old cod days and had a full on toxic flame off with a northern cunt on rocket league

Probably just how quickly he gives in.

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Please stop talking about seasideMark thank you!

you and awful posts

I give him 2 more days

>there's a /brit/ discord

yikes

no

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you're actually the worst poster in this thread by far

If you don't play Space Station 13 you don't play good games full stop

This is like me and trying to stop wanking

based

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yeah I talk to diego sometimes in the voice chat

actually it's amer and i made a mistake
your princess is a man in a dress who is also a nonce

lmao literally every time

>>>/soapopera/

It's a right state as well, they arrange between each other which topics /brit/ is allowed to talk about.

been a while since there was an official /brit/ bint

>which topics
*characters

reminder that seasidemark changed his name to Omar Muhammad to marry his arab wife

just seen the moni arse pics

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thinking of getting a sex change just so i can fill this coveted role

HER name is MONI and SHE is an INNOCENT WOMAN YOU FUCKING LOSER

onya

fill this coveted barmcake

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>faux-historical architecture
GRIM!

well what girl does all (or most) of /brit/ like?
my vote would be for that Lauren girl with all those really nice nude pics
but maybe that's a bit too lewd, waifus are usually purer than that

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Found out last week i went to Tijuana when I was 7 while visiting America.
Kinda weird considering I went over 20 years thinking I've only been to 2 countries but it was technically 3.

ahah

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hate having old-style and modern-style architecture together
should be all modern or all old

white chebs

Tijuana (pronounced like do you wanna) shut the fuck up about Tijuana for once

alri Cola

It's a stretch

wish trannies hadn't ruined the word dysphoric because that is exactly how im feeling

who is the seething gimp that gets in a tizzy any time are Mark is mentioned?

because of some puny god's blessing?

topicsperg

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might have a wank with vicks for lube

for me, its kentqt
redhead, chubby
corrrrrrrrr

anyone who actually wants to discuss British culture in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture

holly earl, demi rose mawby, elle fanning

puny god is marvel its phoney god

the gelatin, or the tablets?

What's the opposite of dysphoric?

Isn't it weird that /brit/ basically never talks about British culture, and yet a sensitive soul trots out the importance of doing so when SeasideMark is spoken about
Isn't it weird

datphoric

>elle fanning
nonce

Mark is arguably more related to British culture than most things we talk about.

Tijuana take this outside cunt

seasideMark is the epitome of underclass british culture

this is the official /brit/ girl of 2019

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hehe

crisps and slags innit

Holy
Fucking
PENG

we were talking about shakespeare last night

dont think its fair to use an anons gf as /brit/s girl

any man with a gf in

Yeah very good point, we were talking about Shakespeare only 17 threads ago!

the wife won't let me have one

everyone who's done anal has some experience of bits of poo, anal goo/mucus/fluids, and other nasty things being on their cock

gotta wash your willy it in the sink for about half an hour afterwards

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,
perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of dispised Love, the Law’s delay,
The insolence of Office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear, [F: these Fardels]
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment, [F: pith]
With this regard their Currents turn awry, [F: away]
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

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dolescum, alcoholic, drug addict, lives in a run down town
modern britain/10

*shakesbeer*
wahey lads its all gone foamy

ay

true, she really is a primo /brit/ girl

mate don't you'll attract the Dutch

is your wife a girl?

>everyone who's done anal has some experience of bits of poo, anal goo/mucus/fluids, and other nasty things being on their cock
never had this problem, only shagged girls up the arse though not smelly hairy men

hello

You have to be handsome to talk to a woman

yeah

What are you lads doing for the equinox then?

do you ever randomly poke her in the boob

yeah
she doesn't like it much

modern western world more like

lol yeah

why not?
good lad

having a gf is literally heaven wtf
you can poke a girl in her boob and she's ok with it
wtf

For me, it's Hamlet, King Lear and Titus Andronicus. Now you might be thinking "wow, why Titus Andronicus? isn't that his worst?". No, it was his rawest, and that's the reason it seems to rub Shakespeare "experts" the wrong way because it seems so amateurish and antithetical to his later works and even fuels conspiracy theories that he didn't author it.

more of a random arse grab man myself

i do that too