/brit/

saw a series of photos of myself and have such strange alien/faggoty gait and mannerisms
which I could change

youtube.com/watch?v=N1ZPfqGnkBY

great scene from 2:24 minutes in

youtube.com/watch?v=Ibt0no10Y_M

Lift bitch

saw my self on toil cctv playback and almost threw up in shame at the utter state of me, my posture my hair my look the entire lot

pays de gallas, monsieur

.

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ksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks

what should I have for dinner

chicken bread?

loooooooooooooooooooooool

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so true haha :)

how does he ksksksksksksksksksksks so fast

lmaooooooooooooooooo

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hahaj yeah that's funny because it's true

its not fair why is everyone so tall

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where can i find the full picture with her pusy PLEASEEE I NEEDA COOM

>Off work now until October
>FOotball on
>Holiday incoming

Thank lord

a few 5'8 girls have fancied me despite me only being 5'10

Literal 15 year olds look older than me

i remember watching the videos of this guy years ago, hope hes still caring for those cats

having a gf is performance art

Underage

where you going?

fantastic post

Cheadle

having a gf is my god given right and the vile disgusting slugs in this country are denying me it

>Porn star Jessica Jaymes found dead at home, aged 43
BASED no fap gang killing off all your coomwhores

Scarborough.

Got a silver standard caravan booked. Me and the missus.

Can't wait to crank on some tunes, sit down with a beer and whack corrie on on those comfy sofas static cara's have

>vile disgusting slugs in this country
They really are
Not jealous

>be user
REEEEEEE FUCK WOMYN WITH JF BOYFRIENDS REEEEEE DA JOOWZ AND BLACKED REEEEEEEEE

>also user
But Slavic womyn are so pretty :3

to be fair I'm 5'7 and women taller than me just turn me on, especially if they're also wearing high heels

Another suicide?

How tall do you like them to be

hate it

hate it

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racemixing is not aesthetic simple as
black queens for black kings
white queens for white kings
brown queens for brown kings
yellow queens for yellow kings

birds of a feather must flock together

>Porn star Jessica Jaymes has been found dead at home in California, it was reported Wednesday. She was just 43.

>Jaymes was found unconscious at home Tuesday afternoon when a friend checked on her at home in the San Fernando Valley, TMZ said.

>The friend called 911, reporting a cardiac arrest on a female — but Jaymes was pronounced dead at the scene, TMZ said.

>Authorities found various prescription drugs at the home of the porn star who also had a history of seizures, according to the report.

>The LA County coroner told Fox News that an autopsy is pending.

>Jaymes — real name Jessica Redding — started doing soft porn in 2002, with her big break coming with Hustler two years later, going on to get the mag’s “Honey of the Year” award in 2005.

>She went on to appear in well over 200 adult films — and later appeared as herself on several episodes of the Showtime series “Weeds” as well as on “Celebrity Rehab Sober House.”

as big as possible

Yeah had a feeling, at that age too

some random guy just messaged me on soundcloud asking what im up to. i dont even make music.
is this normal?

for you

full pic?

fuck your aesthetics m8

this sounds racist

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made quite a bit of money by just reading through the threads on biz i literally knew fuck all i bought chainlink when it was $0.16 ages ago and forgot about it

BAMED

>pierced clit

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i gotchu b

oh whoops

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Spend the money on a nice template for your blog

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just split tea all over meself

what kind was it?

alright I know you have HIV give me a (You) or im going public

youtu.be/qFeKOrU7W0k?t=1m35s

when he’s sub8, in other words

screaming

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this but yellow queens for white men as well

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looks fake

>shagged a lot
>never used a rubber
>girl i'm seeing refuses to shag without one
>going to buy a pack and practice putting one on so I don't sperg out when the time comes
hoping she lets me smash raw soon

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good post...

NOT
owned

***? ***

don't be a fool
wrap your tool

jesus christ

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This has never happened to me but I'm not looking forward to the day it happens

remember to squeeze the air out of the tip before rolling it down the knob

barren roastie

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That Williamson lady looks nice. Would vote for her if I were a yank.

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is that what I'm doing wrong

it sucks lad
have no interest in fucking with a rubber but I can't not shag the girl can I

How is she barren? She's expecting twins in two months.

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yorkshire

state of betabucksers

she's cute 2bh

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How are my fellow Britons this evening?

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frogwog you are a pitiful excuse of a man

Surely you can get yourself tested or something

i just love boobies

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descartes before the horse

How's it going chubster

reckon i could kill frogwog and get away with it

dez-car-tez

youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA

rorke soiling his Next jeans

no i am nice

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I know i've got nowt, reckon she just isn't on the pill

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ahhh look at that apu image
it's like a normal apu
but it's cut off around the edges
so it's different
and conveys a more shy (almost wrote shit here lol) and timid emotion

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