Non kosher non halal /brit/

computer, please simulate a 747 flying directly into my testicles

joystick and throttle

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What's the best compliment you've ever had from a girl lads?

I unironically got asked on holiday by a bunch of giggling 16 year old girls if they could have a photo. I thought they meant to take one of them and they said 'no, with you'. As I walked away one shouted 'You're very handsome'.

Absolutely based experience

for me it's battlefield 2 jets with the mouse

how do you manage to get food poisoning in a 1st world country?

I've had several girls tell me I have really nice eyes

damn, mcdonalds break into your home to force feed you if you dont hit your daily intake values in the US?

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doing a watch


asians are a different breed

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brexit means brexit

i think they were taking the piss, mate

Yes, you'll get shot and have to tip the McCops if you don't pay the McJizya

saw some mudcrabs the other day

having a conversation with the average british women is actually painful

Disgusting little creatures

swear i saw this post about 6 months ago

are Janina on bbc4

meant for

How on earth do you remember posts from 6 months ago this unspecific

i don't recall ever having a shift state for the buttons
never needed to use more than were on the stick but then i was always a bit of a casual and probably used the keyboard for stuff

bye

photographic memory, innit

youtube.com/watch?v=WoMNAhaV20M

Last time i threw up (non alcohol related) was when i had food poisoning off a corned beef patty from the chips shop about 5 years ago

>bbc4
you can watch whatever you want on the internet
why watch terrestrial/network telly at all?

just have a knack for these things

I have one of these
Wouldn't play DCS desu, it's too in depth for me

>do you model
>you look like a model
>your jawline is amazing
>you're so strong
>i love your square jaw
>have my children
>your hair is amazing

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Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lad ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

very creepy

gotta get the bang out of my buck for my tv license, you thicko

Phoneposting and following the man kick ball whilst it's on in the background

the last time for me was when I had a pack of Doritos that didn't sit well in my stomach before bed, threw up when I woke up

had a number of girls tell me my cock is very thick
then independently I've heard multiple women say girth is more important than length

your mum told me that WAHEY

anyone seen these, think they're funny

youtu.be/EbDbPydSLGk

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>*stabs you in the neck with a chisel*
used to do art with this kid

>tv license
as if
just tell the man you don't have a telly and no he can't come in and check

Sup

... I am being terrorised to Oblivion by these foul creatures ... Daedra deliberately banging on the ceiling now ... SOS please someone rescue me to Aldmeris ...

Always get told i have nice eyebrows by girls

only pakistarnis would lie like that. i am not a pakistarni.

The shift states are really helpful for games that need a lot of hat switches such as DCS

DCS isn't really difficult, it's just about memorizing processes. Most of the DCS communtiy are fucking retards who think they're geniuses because they can follow a checklist

Oh no no

chinese nationalism is weird
i used to live in a flat overlooking a primary school in Shenzhen and every day they went outside and sang the Chinese National Anthem, and once a week some of the kids would dress up in army uniforms and do army stuff like jumping and running anf shit

NOT a fan of the meat pies

*pulls up outside your house*

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Omg that was literally me

it's not immoral to lie to agents of a pedophile and propaganda ring

walked down the stairs just now

poofter

your mums a fan of my meat pie WAHEY

not watching that

Literally got sent out of class probably 2 times all the time i was at school

her: so how big is it? ;)
me:

shit gimmick

thinkin 'bout dat moog synthesizer

oh, sweet
yeah that's definitely long enough. thanks for the help.
>i think it has 10-12 buttons
very nice.
that's definitely enough
thanks for the help, lads. seems like that joystick is a popular choice considering there's 2 lads here right now that both use it.
what sims did you lads play? im getting it for FSX to use with VRS tacpack. i've had it for years but ive been playing it a lot these last couple months and im getting really good but ive only been using a 360 controller. i reckon a joystick and throttles will really improve my flying. it's a worthwhile investment too considering how much im going to be using it.

FSX masterrace here
what do you play?

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once got sent out because I said the teachers breath smelt like shit

bristol people are weird

alright sorry

bristol "people"

bought the korg m1 vst the other day
peng peng peng

Is brexit happening or what

tony stonem is a ledge

what kind of music do you make?

Weighed 210 pounds when i finished school
Got down to 135 pounds by the time i was 17
Now weigh 170 pounds at 21

used to nugget peoples bookbags in high school
ahhhh good times lads
miss being a bully

FOY

what shall I do, lads

flying over ireland aka pengland in a P-38L
so comfy

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used to be all about microsoft combat flight simulator. I had 1,2 and 3.

I think 1 had overall the best story (battle of britain and liberation of europe) while 2 (pacific theatre) was better in terms of games mechanics.

3 was back in the european theatre and your success/failure influenced the war, but it lost some of the charm i think

could probably destroy the entire irish air force with that plane

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>Hat
sounds about right

What is this?

What happens if you run out of fuel?

What happens if you accidentally ran into the ground?

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cor that's some lovely terrain
wish my toaster could manage that
i did do some mods though

fsnusantara.blogspot.com/2014/10/download-scenery-ultimate-terrain-x.html
flyawaysimulation.com/downloads/files/17854/fsx-genreloaded-autogen-buildings/
simviation.com/fsxaircraftinstall.htm

got a load of terrain mods off pirate bay as well

how difficult is it to get someone sectioned

The gf needs to sort out her under chin fat

anyone here play that ball game at school where you basically get a bunch of the lads around during break standing in a circle, then you pass the ball around trying to keep it from bouncing more than once, and you get a strike whenever you fail to meet a pass
then when you have three strikes you have to stand against the wall as all the other players take a free shot at your back, aiming for your buttocks
good fun, played it up until graduation

to confound process with its origin is a fatal error for sure. but to favor the idea that "something came from nothing" is to suggest "everything came from nothing and that nothing is beyond one's capacity for perception and observation.". and so, to favor that over "everything came from that which is beyond every thing's capacity for perception and observation" is surely anyone's free right, but to assume and believe that this is the default and correct position is just another assumption and belief that never earns the respect and title of faith, "pure ideology".

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corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
sauce?

this japan with sue perkins shit is rubbish
literally first five minute she was all like "sumo wrestling still has a serious problem when it comes to gender equality"
god i hate these cringey western feminists interfering with glorious nippon

Sick of the Proper Gander

used to do dnb but i just started on dungeon synth
you?

don't care virgin

Just let the fat birds push each other around rorke, it's not that hard

You can't

shag a puff