I want to know your opinions on each US state that you know anything about

red = kill it with fire

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I feel like I could migrate to Minnesota or Michigan if there was an acute need to flee home. South+West coast is fucked beyond repair. Northeast is doing good.

California is the greatest state in the Union. It's always been very different and unique, both within America and the world. Yet ironically it's California that largely defines America to outsiders - Hollywood, the beach, Silicon Valley, the suburban middle class dream.

Its history is truly inspiring and relatively free of the ugly historical baggage that other places in the world have. You could almost say it emerged as an entirely new concept of civilization, representing a clean break from human history. It was a place where anyone in the world could go and enjoy unprecedented freedom and prosperity, not just for some elites, but for everyone. No comparable engine of human happiness has ever existed anywhere else on the planet.

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Wyoming - furries, Mormons
Utah - 75% Mormons and 25% ex-Mormons who are the most obnoxious leftists in the world
Pennsylvania - that place you have to drive through to get to the place you want to get to
Arizona - hot as fuck
Idaho - potatoes
Alabama - this is the state that best embodies the American stereotypes
California - cultural and tech capital, but full of trash
Oregon - hippie central
Washington - Oregon, but less hippie and more techy
Colorado - meme state for yuppies
Montana - used to be a conservative holdout, now full of Californians moving for the nature and cheap prices
Texas - stereotypically full of gun toting cowboys, actually has shit gun laws and is full of Mexicans
Oklahoma - what people believe Texas is
Alaska - heaven for libertarians
Virginia - it sucks
West Virginia - it sucks, but even worse
Louisiana - come for the parties, food and jazz, stay because someone murdered you
Florida - swampy hell
Georgia - also swampy hell
New York - heeb central
New Jersey - eyetie central
New Hampshire - lesser heaven for libertarians
Vermont - hippie utopia
Maine - wannabe Quebecois
Massachusetts - irrelevant state that is extremely arrogant because of its history
Rhode Island - the part of New England that people pretend doesn't exist
Connecticut - living space for people commuting to New York and Massachusetts
Nevada - meme state that people go to because they want to say they went to Vegas
Michigan - weird accents
Wisconsin - they like cheese or something
Missouri - literal hell
the rest - who cares?
Guess which one I'm from

Montana

PA is better than whatever state you come from cretin

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>where do they keep the black people

What was Pennsylvania like before deindustrialization wrecked it? I watched some of Dan Bell's abandonned mall videos, many of which are in PA, and I can only imagine how comfy it used to be.

Pennsylvania is burgerpunk: the state
meaning it's extremely comfy but in a weird postmodern Dystopian way

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Pennsylvania isn't wrecked, the state is just fine in the south.

Think more England, the norf is pretty and rough around the edges, and the south is verdant, green, and wealthy. The oil fracking industry has also provided income for regions that once relied on anthracite coal.

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>let me tell you about your state

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Neither of these impressions are quite like what I imagined. I was thinking more along the lines of charming Appalachian towns, not gentrified-charming like New England, but sort of poor-and-rustic-charming like West Virginia.

the north of the state is somewhat like that, once you get really close to new york

I've never been to Erie, but it has that impression as well

I think this might be the kind of place you're imagining

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Thorpe,_Pennsylvania

The florida one is pretty based

And PA has plenty of expansive beauty

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gray = nuke
white = cool place for a vacation

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desu we handled deindustrialization far better than the rest of the rust belt. Pittsburgh and Erie didn’t go full Detroit and Gary after the steel mills died.

I will say that the first time I ever came to visit Pittsburgh I observed a homeless man clearly squatting against some bushes near the US Steel Tower. So I will always remember that when I think of the place.

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it also has the coolest post office in the country

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How can the world compete - just passed the UK this year. Remember all of you have Californian iOS/Android mobile phones and watch Californian porn; what has Kentucky or Iowa ever done for you?

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I know firsthand about all states except Alaska and Hawaii. Also, all 10 Canadian provinces.
Ask me about your state or province and I will tell you.

Wyoming seems comfy
New York (urban) looks cool
The southern states have my descendants :)

why have you toured canada's provinces? what were you doing in the indian territories? that's as remote as northern alaska

I have never been to the 3 territories, only the 10 provinces. I lived in Canada for a few years.

>green = I like
hummmm

The state seems to be evenly split between beautiful scenes like this and relatively uninteresting flat farmland.

they spray down the payment with an industrial powerwasher twice a week to get rid of the reek of homeless pee

no one has lived in this city for more than five years

the only people who are at home here are the homeless

I hate what california has become

I think to myself every other day, "thank God I'm not in California!"

you can thank the glaciers that covered our continent for the rolling ripples of mountainous hills

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For me, the USA consist of
>New England: the most based part
Nice people who hold reasonable political views
>Southern States: cringe
Stereotypic American rednecks: Muh guns, muh trucks, Murica fuck yeah
>Florida: based
Beach holiday resort
>Flyover states: cringe
Small towns full of close-minded white people that just want to be left alone, especially by blacks
>California: based
Liberal lefties and surfer dudes
>Hawaii: kind of based
Beautiful tropical landscape but propably a boring place to live.
>Alaska: meh
Just ice and some trees i guess.

t. Has never actually been here or only went to the tourist traps
The beaches aren’t even the good part of California.

True, i never visited the USA and only informed myself through the internet and pop culture. Feel free to correct me. What's the good part?

It's cringy when non-Americans address us by country and not by state

I like Washington State and Alaska best. Not because of the people/politics there, I just like the landscape desu.

>True, i never visited the USA and only informed myself through the internet and pop culture.
That is literally all of Jow Forums

Of California? The interior, the coast is a meme. Some top tier mountains, forests and desert in the eastern half of the state. I’d go as far as saying it’s some of the best nature on the planet.

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I never went to cali, but everyone who went said pretty much this. All the features you want to see you can in Cali. The interior was better than the beach(they also said you were better off saving to go to Hawaii anyway if you want beaches)

redpill me about please.

it's impossible to tell what state you're from in most every case without first being told, also, no one in this country refers to others as "x state-ans"

Yeah pretty much, half of the state is forested and the other half is claimed by either suburban areas or farmland.

>abandoned malls
Pretty bad indication of how things are. The malls are slowly going, but everything else is doing pretty fine.

Not sure about Alaska (though I imagine it’s nice as well) but I know that eastern and central Washington are top tier. The forests are good and healthy.

based

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Based, thank you.

am i colour blind?

>California
Sunny place with lots of asians
>Colorado
Mountain climbers and bears
>Wyoming, North dakota, etc
Obscure; filled with indian americans
>Texas
new mexico with more white people
>Idaho
Potato, also obscure
>Florida
nice and sunny, lots of retirees, lots of spics
>virginia
good military, nasa
>west virginia
coal, dirty and polluted
>pennsylvania
Small country germans and dutch
>vermont
Canadians
>new york, new jersey, dc
lots of people, landmarks
>maine
Like vermont but with moose
>michigan
Irish people
>Canada
vermont but bigger and colder

just off the top of my head

Pretty accurate

>Its history is truly inspiring and relatively free of the ugly historical baggage that other places in the world have.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Genocide

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Kentucky, West Virginia, Tennessee, and the Carolinas are the greatest states.

based. I would say Virginia during the spring is kino too for how green it is.

I have literally never been east of the Rockies in my entire life.

I know that Maine is the safest and also the "whitest" state in the US.
I know that Texas is full of crazy gun nut people.
And I know that California is full of faggots.
That's pretty much all.

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Maine is great but every year we get invaded by fucking LEAFERS I tell ya it's disgusting I can't go outside for a menthol without running into a one of them jaw dropped at sight of a tree.

Wanna get in touch with nature how about you get in touch with the grill of my car.

>KFC
Name mentioned yes!

Cascadia and New England are the only good regions.

Oregon here. Thanks mate. Might I ask why you like us so much?
I've never been to France, but I've heard good things about it.

>that river almost bigger than the amazon river
what?

Mississippi river I guess