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fifa 20 is out edish

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I know half a dozen guys that look just like that

gf just sent me this and asked me to show you lads

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Dude looks like me

i think i look a bit like him but without the bug eyes

camm on ingluuuuuuuund

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yeah... i'm thinking fuck yanks

What did this guy do to deserve being memed? Unfair to the poor lad

For me it's people who don't stare at me

Pretending to be Turkish on twitter

Keep falling in love with random anonymous people after one conversation online

Love the way polite American southerners say "Oh my goodness"

alri de lads

Shut. The fuck. Up.

no one wants you here

Stupid fucking parents stopped giving me money think I’m going to pretend to kill my self now. That usually works to get more money out of them. They actually think I’ll work at Walmart like some wageslave LMAO

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shut the fuck up

wh*te people..

I know...thats why you need to leave lol

love how it automatically assumes you're talking about it
self-conscious neek

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what happens when

I shag your mum

cringe

tinder date went quite well, organised a second date

Look in the mirror

cringe

Alri

I’m hungover and irritated.
Pls don’t flatter yourself with some kinda idiot fuckin ideas.

blog on

shit thread now and always

>Trudeau BLACKFACE photos leaked
looooooooooooooooool

...

Can straight people use poppers or is it something for gay people who take it up the ass?

girls kissing

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percocet
molly percocet

mad how racists are almost always low IQ

my grandad was a huge racist, he fought in korea and always went on about how much he hated chinks. that being said he was a very smart man, just didn't like gooks is all. for him I think his racism was justified seeing how he had nightmares about them every night

Coomer is honestly a pretty shit meme

imagine thinking you're high IQ for ignoring blatant patterns....

>be racist Canadian
>join Canadian army to fight like a good little cuck for US imperialism
>invade foreign country
>get shot at by people from country he's invading defending their homeland
>blame them for having nightmares like a PTSD soyboy 60 years later
No sympathy, your grandad sounds like a massive fucking faggot.

He broke from them, and then he broke from himself. I'd never seen a man so broken up and ripped apart.

hey ;)

your life is shit
be quiet

poo

all of the light skin races are racist

it is weird how some people even grown ass men just talk too much. imagine being in your 40s/50s and you never figured out how to just not be obnoxious. its not hard. just don't talk. you don't have to do anything extra

Fucking loser. Imagine having the gumption to actually say that type of shit to your parents, you don't deserve to be alive. Parasite piece of shit.

oh god I was the same way when I was 18. fucking lord do yourself a favour and stop being a whiney cunt right now

prefer the smugly do nothing and coast on by attitude when it comes to the matter of getting a job

Please god, please god, please god, please god, please god

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you can already get a working visa pretty easily mate

There's a difference between being able to go over there and get a similar standard office job I have now and chill in Australia and go over there and work for 9 months then have to pick berries on a farm in the middle of nowhere and then get sent back after two years.

one day you're going to grow out of this. you're going to sit there and actually cringe at all posts you remember posting. all the effort you put in, repeating the same talking points/phrases/gimmicks with the same 10 people, every single day. you're not funny, you're not cool, you're not original - and you're wasting your time.

>in public
>someone talks to me
oh boy this is gonna be the beginning of a lifelong friendship ...

im boutta do it

took them long enough

>both parents went to california state prison
>brother was infantry in iraq
>uncle in and out of jail
am I secretly a tough guy? I am a pretty mild gamer but maybe I'm a sick cunt after all...

hello?

yeah why this place dead la

the yank killed it

not a fan of that canadian either

lads
the incel issue
what are YOU doing to address it?

it's fucking boiling down there
don't do it

afraid of this condom lark lads

What about us?

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since we have freedom of movement with australia pretty much, I think we will get a deal shortly

What sort of pants are the cool kids wearing nowadays? Other than skinny jeans and chinos

>invade foreign country
why does /shit/ attract such mentally deficient mongoloids like you?

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DING
DING

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Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegians learn their greek.
The Arabians learn Arabian at the speed of summer lightning.
The Hebrews do it backwards which is absolutely frightening.
Oh why can't the English, learn, to, speak?

shit I've been in the wrong edition hello lads

WOAH mama

the skoomer

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You know what? Schizo looks a bit like Peter Griffin

schizo looks like he'd put you in the ground, cunt

Why the fuck is import duty for clothes so high

does that retard still post here?

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what's the strangest thing you've eaten?

At least i can put a condom on properly buuuud

girl poo

Spanking a monkey

I don't know why so many of you think you can't get a similar office job over here. I work in Sydney in office jobs and half the people I've worked with have been Englishmen. If the company sponsors you you'll eventually be able to get PR and not have to pick berries.

saw my friend eat a cake he found on the street

based hungry friend

don't understand this post

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>you could fry an egg on that wall