How come theres hundreds of videos americans doing that on marts?

i dont understand how they have become a superpower
it only takes two dozen brave men to kick those fags out of ramstein

Ramstein?

ironic that amerisharts make fun of chinese being reckless on liveleak or indians shitting in streets while acting like subhumans par excellence

Then you would have effectively no military at all.

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i dont understand how those subhumans still occupy german land and germans willingfully accept this fact
i would want to be occupied by sharting subhumans
we wouldnt need one because eruopean are not barbarians that kill each other
we live in peaceful times and that wont change in the next 200 yrs
europe is a pacifists wet dream

holy sheeeeit
what are these people eating?
don't answer, I know

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>ass is absolutely covered in shit
>will have to walk home with it like that
lmao

why do amerigoblins plop in shop

americans dont care
they all stink anyway

>smell my hand
>smells terrible
>look at my keyboard
>covered in old skin, hair, and dried spaghetti sauce
yeah I guess you're right

>eruopean are not barbarians that kill each other

Are you fucking kidding?

>peaceful times and that wont change in the next 200 yrs

This is what Euros always say and are then are totally shocked when they plunge headlong into their next mass-murderfest.

This threads is making me want to take a shit right about now.

why is it always shart and never piss or firm poopy poop

*spreads pooing culture around the globe*
your move europoors

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ironic coming from an american

It's our diet.

Because those you can hold in.
Why do so many Americans have diarrhea? Do they eat shit food? Drink too much coffee? Are lactoselets?

I love you

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>that close-up

wtf I thoguht asisns were beutifu;l

Ahh yes, German-American fusion restaurants sure look quite fun!

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I really don't know how anyone is capable of eating from that I almost throw up just looking at it being eaten

Diet pills

>read this
>for some reason think user is going to be talking about an ass or pusy shot or something
>camera zooms in on her shit
>mfw

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At least all the people with a scat fetish will get turned on...

They eat that like they have done this before

This. It may be ice cream bu it is disgusting as fuck

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Maybe they have.

defs a fetish video

What kind of diet do you need to make these gains?
asking for a friend of course haha

>America is a first world country

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That's hot as fuck, wish she took that shit on my chest

I thought germans vacationed in Mallorca

this one I feel was pure desperation. he was holding in some volatile half liquid shit for too long and couldn't take it anymore

There is nothing more beautiful that a girl's poop

DESIGNATED SHITTING STORES

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That one was in Spain

POO IN FLOOR

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>why yes I do have a folder on my computer dedicated to WEBMs of Americans starting, how could you tell?

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Just imagine the smell lads...

>dedicated shart marts

Don't they have toilets in supermarkets?

What is it with economic superpowers and shitting on the floor?

Imagine being the janitor cleaning that shit.

India by 2020

wypipo are disgusting

This old man is true Chad.

why is america filled with degenerates

LMAO

Like a pro, what a champ.

>that slip at the end
Fucking lmao, the poor bastard.

if you think your life is bad at least you're not this fag

>be me about 8 years ago
>be out with friends one summer night
>had more than a few beers and couple fist fulls of peanuts
>it's around midnight, sun still up because midnight sun
>say goodbye to my friends who live in different direction
>walk through center of town, not a soul in sight
>"stomach starts churning, loudly"
>fugg
>quickly look around for a bathroom
>nothing, everything is closed
>panic ensues
>walking by a H&M store, my bowels say the final "NO" and it's happening
>do a sidestep into the H&M doorway, it's kinda hides from view
>drop pants, shit exploding from ass
>it hit's the wall, it hits the window, it hits me for fucks sake
>it just won't stop, my ass is magically producing a high pressure cannon of liquid shit
>I feel it drip down my legs, my stomach feeling as if I'm being stabbed
>unknown amount of time passes
>the tidal wave of shit is passing
>knees weak, arms heavy, pull my pants up
>wobble home, suddenly 100% sober but also 100% miserable
>throw 800 bucks worth of clothes and shoes in the trash, shower for over an hour

>next day, on my way to work
>see cleaning crew washing away the shit from the H&M store
>I hear cursing and gagging
>quickly walk on by

Well, that was bad

DU GAMLA DU FRIA DU FJÄllHÖGA NORD

No, you're thinking of it they wrong way.
We shouldn't ask: "Why do Americans shit in supermarkets?"
Instead we should ask: "why are there supermarkets in places where Americans could shit?"

300 years ago, the virgin lands of America were filled with nature, where a man could shit wherever and whenever he wanted.
These modern day brick and steel monstrosities oppress the American population by limiting their ability to shit freely.
Designated shitting places are a pajeet thing. In a proper country, the whole land is a designated shitting space.

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Why didn't you just wash the clothes?

I don't have a washing machine. I have to use the public laundry room and I only have one time per week.. I tried rinsing them off in the shower but it didn't help.