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youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc
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does anyone want a free apu sticker? i live in california though so youd have to come over here

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long trip for a sticker, fren :(

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look, you'll get not only sticker but also amazing journey to california, fren. isn't it great opportunity?

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but

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BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

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Imagine the smell...

Very nice but I don’t have the time or money for a trip to California right now

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gn lads
toil in just a few hours

fuck nigga. finna get yourself a juicy supreme.

the /cum/ regulars lining up to post in the thread

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On episode four of the terror. Getting paid to watch this lmao dumb toilberg

I seek audience with the site administrator. Where is the site administrator. I am requesting audience with the site administrator. I'd like to have a word with the site administrator.

i saw american tourist asking for money local people in thailand, like "please support our journey we travel without money around world".
i guess you could do the same in us. also hitchhiking might help you to get california.
Lack of money would make journey even more interesting, right, fren?

I’ve got bills to pay and stuff, not really interested in dropping everything so I can go be a beggar in California, although evidently that’s an appealing proposition to many

dey got dat hot n ready doe

hEy GuYs, i'Ve GoT a WaCkY iDeA, lEt'S mAkE a /CuM/ dIsCoRd

>He doesn't want to be beggar in sunny California
>He wants to be wageslave in cold, grey Edmonton

wrong leaf ukie

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memes funny

never come to Chicago, never ever come here
literally, LITERALLY every fuckin chic here listens to rap/trap/hiphop and uses nigger slang
like holy shit

even your mom?

his mom does it more than others.

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pic related is the first meme I ever made years ago

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what, mine would have been like 4 computers ago
not backed up, tears in rain

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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gonna take a nappy

Things I'll say while doing sex


Yeah babe you like my dick? Then youll love my cock and balls. Yeah baby you know how to sex my penis

LET YA NUTS DRAG NIGGA

Sleep tight

you watch too much porn.

Never seen porn in my life. Mom said its bad

oh, sorry fren, i couldn't guess that you're mom's lil, good boy. It wasn't obvious.

do you like pornegranate

I'm a very good boy. Thank you for noticing

no

wow that’s some kinky shit

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Hope u r being ironic
Not sure why this dumb thot is talking about getting married on tinger anyway
Must be a dim bulb

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might buy this shirt idk

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>i would die 100 times before physically punishing my dog once

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>there is only one democracy in the middle east
>Israel

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would that make you the preeminent Bitch Nigga

succ em

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if u can keep up with my bigbrain humour i'm being doubly ironic
both in her very unkinky mundane description of the drudgery of married life
and insinuating that she (very kinky) wants the kids to watch her and the hubby have sex

>Not sure why this dumb thot is talking about getting married on tinger anyway
lardasses and uggos often mention marriage in their tinder bios, and she's fat

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Jason tier

youtu.be/GOb493ued-g

I got cucked

i really thought finnish posters were my least favorite on this board but this taiwan poster

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Nigga you done thought wrong jajaja

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please go get shot by the real china gubberment

Halfway done the terror and three hours of toil remain. Think I shall read now.

youtu.be/MkgR0SxmMKo

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>i really thought finnish posters were my least favorite
why? as well as their neighbors germans they're not really talkative ones but in general they're ok.

>i really thought finnish posters were my least favorite on this board
cringe and yikes

Slava Ukraina

never met a fin i liked and 90% of fin posters make me wish the soviets committed more war crimes
>cringe and yikes
classic cucked southern ontario posters

thanks. slava taiwan and so on.

but what's wrong with them, i can't get?

>classic cucked southern ontario posters
what, are toronto chinks&streetshitters known for their affinity for finland lmaooo

Met my buddies fuckbuddy today
What a disappointment she was...but at least she’s a filthy slut

baked another loaf of rye and went for a 3 am bike ride while listening to classical music
remember to like and subscribe

Try harder lol classical music what sort of Gaylord are you my man

Post pic of the rye b

no, you're affinity for disgusting foreigners, such as fins
man idk i just fucking hate them

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The ones that post here try way too fucking hard to be funny, it's really cringy and tryhard-ish.

im glad im not the only one

Have never met a Fin in my life...

as in motorcycle or bicycle

Based Alberta posters.

pro tip, don't

/cum/? more like /coom/ lole

bicycle. I'm not enough of a cunt to ride a motorcycle at 3 am in a residential area.

go back to /balt/ or where ever ur shithole cunt fits in

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Can someone help me remember the name of something? It's the range/scope of what is considered acceptable speech in a social setting.

More like stop forcing ur unfunny memes lole

Overton Window?

Thank you.

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Having a hard choice. What do.

Hmm.

This is ten percent luck,
Twenty percent skills,
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will,
Five percent pleasure,
Fifty percent pain.

I forgot that song even exists.
youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc

I like your guinea pigs

jesus it's 2019 they're called italian-american pigs

What?

Thanks.

You're welcome.

>urge to drink alcohol rises
AAAaaaaaaAAAA

drink milk instead

What is it?

I wonder if something happened to sweetie pop. No " good morning c: " post as of yet. What if El Guapo captured him?

Ya get a tug?

These are having one more night at the airport and sleep on the backpack one more night, move to a visa-free country or die from the bloody regime's hands.

youtube.com/watch?v=LCEYpDBCE34

we must stop the ticking of the clock

aljazeera.com/indepth/features/ghana-homecoming-african-americans-190820061314002.html

Welcome home, Kings.

>Expected Delivery by: Tuesday, September 24

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replacement poop socks?

might skip class again today because of thunderstorm

good morning