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stop terrorising the thread with your vivid scatophilic fantasies

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Cheers mate I appreciate it

/brit/: serious business

the whole point of men is to pump as many babies into women from as young as possible so they can shit out more of the cunts

don't listen to this yank lads he's a dirty liar

pressure to damage their skin with uv

just ate 5 oatmeal and raisin cookies from tesco for breakfast
19g of sugar per cookie
just need to drink like 6 cups of coffee to get my heart racing and when the heart palpitations start ill be ready to start my day off

suckling a nigger's golf ball

>most of my adult life here
Wow that's mental in a way
You obviously enjoy it though

genuinely got a bit sad when he said celine died desu

just cannot respect white men who run away to asian countries

imagine shed smell really bad and be a veggie

Hard to avoid it in Oz though, isn't it?

very r-selected attitude
for me? it's the K-selected lads who have a small number of elite babies that get more attention and resources per child than your massive family of neglected kids

A tribute, TO GAMERS!

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Less than a month before I see that british slag again. I miss her, lads

good post

Truly was a great programme

Afraid if I ever have a child it would be as retarded as I am

but are they running away from something?
or towards something?

alri

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get me the report by friday

you should see me i'm translucent

She ended up living anyway
Dog's probably passed now though, that show's from 2007?

just cannot respect white people who get shipped to other side of he world due to stealing a loaf of bread

b-but that's tomorrow!!

*gets right up to your face*
*takes a sip*
*breaths right on your face*
alri?

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was nearly perfectly timed for me as i was at the end of year 8 when it aired

youtube.com/watch?v=eRIGWAyDzD8

Greatest choon in our area of the cosmos

yeah but you didn't get much of a choice when the death rate was so high every woman needed to have 9 kids to keep the population stable

youtube.com/watch?v=Vgq33lP0a0s

chihuahuas live ages
t. still got the chihuahua i got at 8 (c.2005)

>white men

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Yeah he honestly nailed the functions of high school interactions in and out of the classroom

the mrs is determined to be pescatarian lads
thought it was a gimmick but now she's talking about not having turkey on chrimbo

Experiencing ego death really puts things into perspective

youtube.com/watch?v=Yorq1Lme6jo
choon

show the one where they all have the same turbo normie hair fade

very profound

not a proper chrimbo is it

hope you touched wood after saying that

yes and if i don't have it by lunch im going to tell Mr Reimer about your little escapade in stock management and you can say goodbye to 30% of your christmas bonus

>not having turkey on chrimbo

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abo kill yourself

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I'm so lucky that there is so much high quality amateur porn these days.

yanks spending their christmas bonus on a trip to a&e

30 year mortgage on minimum wage boys
no escape now

holy based

it's just shit chicken

mum can’t cook to save her life so we always get a curry on christmas it’s our little tradition

mental how the punishment of transportation to an inhospitable distant land turned into a huge advantage for the offspring of those being punished
like you'd be fucking despondent if you had to get shipped off to the australia of the 1800s
but being born in the australia of the 2000s is about as jammy as you can get
wonder if there are any modern day equivalents
like maybe converting to islam or judaism would be all kinds of fucked up for people doing that now, but in the long run would give your kids a place in the massively dominant demographic of the future
mebbe thailad's ahead of the curve, who knows?

uhhh a bit less of that please

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if you were truly lucky you'd be able to have sex

don't like the idea of marriage but can't help but cringe when i hear a man over the age of 35 say "my girlfriend"

Thailad what do you think about Emma Watson dropping a fat log right into my mouth?

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word
those behindthemask videos on ph
oh god my dick

leftypol proclaiming himself a man of the working classes while openly mocking and deriding them because they didn't vote the way he wanted

For me, it's turkey curry on boxing day
guess it'll have to be salmon or something now, fuck sake

wonder if you can eat scrub turkeys

y-yes sir
*scuttles off to my desk and fumbles with papers and knocks over my jar of pens*

SEA is unironically on the up

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the convict thing is a wee bit of a meme when you consider the sheer amount of free settlers that came here but yeah I get what you mean

I automatically assume they're divorced if I hear that
and if they have kids and say "my girlfriend" it sets my teeth on edge

>turkey for christmas
foy

oh my days the cod beta isn't going to be out until tea time!

Woah

poor blokes can't win

hmmm

cant eat turkey, dry as the queens vagine
always have chicken, beef and lamb instead

Relationships are cringe

>Turkey
Lads thats yank, Mexican and Canuk food what does that have to do with British culture

thailad, you are a race traitor because not only have you chosen to live among little chinamen who will always view you as an outsider and never fully accept you into their weird ching chong culture, but you are also in a long-term sexual relationship with one of them, with whom you have entertained the idea of having children
thoughts?

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we eat it at Christmas

Lamb is our main course
Peng supreme with a nice gravy

prefer haddock myself
cant stomach cod

It's nice, bit of stuffing, lovely.
I try not to.

what do you expect him to say to that lol

Reckon the "special relationship" needs to be cancelled NOW!

It's nice, bit of stuffing, lovely.

so it would seem...
*slams shut my "guide to the boreal forests of canada"*
so it would seem.

kind of hard for him to picture it I'd presume not knowing what you look like

reckon you should still be considered a virgin if you've only slept with native asians

or as I've taken to calling them, natians

I'll go home to fight the paki hordes if shit kicks off and will promise not put up a fight if the right wing death squads come to gas me.Fair enough?

lmao, i like you. keep doing your thing.

Thailad how are people in Thailand
Get the idea they are duplicitous double dealers but I couldnt say really ive never been

I hate turkey, it's foul!

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