An America girl tourist just told me 3 minutes ago
>OH MY GOSH! Do you eat corn here too???
An America girl tourist just told me 3 minutes ago
Logan Edwards
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Kayden Cook
Did she tip you?
Austin Edwards
That bitch is staying in my house so I hope she tips me 56%
Grayson Walker
No lie, Paco, if you feed her well and make her feel comfortable she probably will.
Owen Reyes
Kill her
Killing amerikkkans is not a crime
Connor Sanders
>american asks you if you have gaming consoles "over there in poland"
rustled my jimmies tqbh
Jaxson Murphy
Marry her and reproduce your tiny brown genes
Kevin Moore
kill the amerigoblina
Gavin Cook
>talk to Japanese, Korean, or any other asians
>ask them if they are Chinese spies since they all look the same
Luke Watson
Do you?
Isaac Green
kek
Brody Young
Are you related to the president?
Lucas Peterson
no, I don't like old women
Easton Mitchell
I thought we were frens
Jaxson Johnson
I've had British people ask me as well if English is our national language.
The classic American mixes up the Netherlands and Germany. Also when Americans go anywhere in Europe they immediately know the place like no other.
"Oh I went to this super cool place in Amsterdam a few days ago, you should totally go! It's very typically Dutch, the people are so nice, and the drinks are not that expensive!"
Meanwhile they're talking about the worst tourist trap imaginable.
Thomas Rodriguez
mexicorn
Julian Jackson
I'm an Uber driver in Mexico City, once two old ladies said in my car "oh the Mexicans have skyscrapers too wow" lol
Samuel Barnes
Fuck that. Just impregnate her and watch as some white cuckold raises your kids in America.
Landon Clark
>why yes, here in Mexico we put mayo and grated cheese on our corn, how could you tell?
Oliver Nelson
t. Dietrich Allemann
Julian White
Did you kidnap her for ransom?
Camden Barnes
Sebastian Rivera
>Sorry I don't have any snails, but I'm sure you will like burgers