1. I am a broke American that works online.
2. For complicated and autistic reasons I need to be near Germany.
3. I am not welcome in most EU states, least of all is Germany.
3b (For the purposes of this thought experiment, assume I am someone significant.)
4. I need to get into a blue country but I have very limited resources.
Jow Forums, how do I get into a blue country?
Pro tip: Mutts after ww2 generated some "treaties" with Poland and Netherlands that allow them easy permanent residence
I think an American can legally move to Poland and never leave, look this up
I think what you're referring to specifically applies to Americans of Polish descent. The "never leave" thing is a 180 days out of a year back-and-forth visa trick.
The US-Dutch Friendship Act is mostly for entrepreneurship.
Move to Austria or Northern Italy you'll be much happier that in Poland. Poland is a meme yankboy.
have sex
Italy does not share a border with Germany, and Austria considers me a criminal.
... with a polish girl and start a family?
It may work.
Would but I can't. Complicated and autistic reasons involve wamman.
Then just fucking move to Poland.
Get a job.
Easy.
No?
Where's the fucking problem?
Wamman is German.
Oh you mean get a job in Poland. I don't think I can. Long story. I make an OK amount of money online but it's not enough to bribe officials in Poland or anything.
BROOOOOO.
For fucks sake.
Good luck then.
My life is strange. I wish it wasn't so strange sometimes.
go to a Polish embassy in Washington and ask for visa?
It's not as hard as getting into USA
It's hard doing it legally and staying. I'm not sure I have any options really. I can stay for 180 days out of the year but after that I'm a criminal.
why do you even want to live here user? I mean I love my country but I just can't comprehend why a guy from USA, arguably best country in the world move to a small, poor country in Europe.
All of that's for people already settled or who have a right to live in Poland. This is more relevant.
migrant.info.pl
4 is probably the most relevant. "Conducting business activity in Poland;" - I wonder how much it'd cost to establish an Sp. z o. o. and pay Polish taxes, and how much I'd actually have to pay.
It's a dead, soulless nation whose own citizenry wants the country to die. Even the most patriotic Americans have written the west coast off as a total loss and are just waiting for balkanization.
>best country in the world
Based off of what metric?
Well I see. You can always come to Poland for 180 days, pay some slut to marry you, get citzenship, divorce her and stay.
And your solution is to move to Poland?
You have idealized Europe, like so many of your countrymen.
Dutch friendship treaty you only have to pay like 6000 euros and then that's all you need to keep the Visa. If you make stable income online you're set.
obsessed and obese
am*s ins Gas
yeah I lot of americans I met in Amsterdam were on the dutch american friendship treaty but didnt have actual businesses, they just said they did freelance graphic design. After 5 years you get dutch citizenship. The only con about the dutch American friendship treaty is that you cannot get a dutch working visa, you have to earn your money through your "business" and pay dutch taxes
I know it's not, there is no such thing as best country in the world but from here USA really seems like a good place to live. In Poland everyone is poor (unless his parents were commies and stole a shitload of money during the communism) and there are no perspectives. You can only wagecuck for the rest of your life to barely cover for your rent and living expanses and the peak of luxury for most people is to buy a preowned german car from like 1998. Shitty life, but I guess it's the same everywhere.
I'd die for any country before I die for America. America is a nation of mercenaries no more loyal than food is to a buffet. Poland is Poland for the Polish. China is China for the Chinese. America is what for who?
I wish I could do that only in reverse
:(
>tfw no american clients to pay me normal rates
This is actually really solid. I just need to get 4500 EUR by the looks of it. What the fug.
are you an American escort?
I love how no one is asking this creep about the nature of his situation and why he has so many specific requirements. No one is gonna ask for details!?
kindly reminder that Poland is 99.3% white
the fucking seajews, never trust merchants, NEVER
mind your own fucking business sperg
This is retarded. Move to Austria, it's nice. I've never been to the Netherlands but it seems like quality of life is good there too.You're making shit assumptions.
>come to Poland
>wave your US passport to some polish woman
>she marries you and has babies
>you have now Polish citizenship while she divorces you and goes to US
everybody benefits
come how white man
you can try to guess. obviously, the guy is an outspoken racist, and he wants to meet with someone with similar views from germany. He says that it's a woman, but i'm sure that's not the whole story.
I checked the holocaust denial laws in europe, and all the countries of interest are enforcing them. I don't see why some of these countries have free speech, and others don't.
I cannot go to speech-hostile nations.
I have a girlfriend already.
If you can find a single arrest for hate speech or holocaust denial in any of those countries I'd be interested. I know Geert Wilders got in trouble in NL but he just got convicted with no penalty.
Estonia and former Yugoslav countries are the closest to US-style free speech but none of them border Germany. The enforcement in the countries I've selected is very, very low compared to the ones in red. Czechia and Poland in particular seems to only have laws against expressly supporting the NSDAP.
Your life isn't strange, your just a faggot
damn can't you just stop being obnoxious
No. I am a system administrator for several websites that are high profile and criminal in a majority of Europe. I'm not a political agent myself, but there are no publisher protections in Germany especially for hate speech.
move to lebanon
Hate speech is not a criminal offence in Germany, however, holocaust denial, defamation and incitement are. And for good reason. Being a Nazi will get you into trouble in most European countries.
Your fucking government pulls people into jail over Facebook comments, go fuck yourself. Your definition of incitement is saying anything bad about the Muslims raping your children.
You do not have PUBLISHER PROTECTIONS. If I run a website like Jow Forums, and I do, and I live in Germany, and someone posts on my site a post like "gas the kikes race war now", I can be held liable for that.
I will never, ever step foot in Germany, I will never do business in Germany, I will never support the German economy. Churchill should have split your country into such tiny fragments the fucking HRE would blush. Fuck you and fuck your Russian grandfather. All the smart Germans left and all the strong Germans died. Kill yourself.
if you come to europe we will catch you skin you then paint a german flag on it fat fuck, be afraid
lol fuck you and fuck your hate speech
a tree and and a leaf
makes sense
>austria and germany forming a losing team again
Very cute. Old habits die hard.
The kraut brain is completely incapable of not kissing a boot. It has been bred out of them.
Why the fuck do Americans love Poland so much? Are they deluded?
Hungary*
Sorry, I confuse all the shitty boring horizontal tricolors with each other, but it works either way.
Have you ever interacted with a west/central European before? Slavs a thousand times better people. I travel to Eastern Europe a lot and it's just night and day how much better they are.
Hungary is not Austria you ignorant misinformed fatfuck
I already corrected myself, I was thinking of Austria-Hungary when I typed.
>Have you ever interacted with a west/central European before? Slavs a thousand times better people.
Yes I have met plenty of plumbers and construction workers.
Then you'd know they were better people.
I know what you have thought
Jow Forums has a thing for history
Fattest thread of the day
Is this actually how Germans are? Do you actually believe hate speech is even a thing?
freedom of speech is a thing here
if you want to write shit in facebook
please go on
but dont assume others to support your opinion
Not him, and I do not believe it sinc eit is a stupid American term that has come here.
lol
I mean we have room and all but you're gonna have a problem only knowing English, especially if you don't plan on staying in major cities
I can learn Polish no problem. I move so often, I'm tired of moving. I want to settle somewhere now.
No, our definition of incitement is exactly this
>gas the kikes race war now
and there's nothing wrong with that. We don't want another race war in this country.
>If I run a website like Jow Forums, and I do, and I live in Germany, and someone posts on my site a post like "gas the kikes race war now", I can be held liable for that.
It's your website, retard. What do you expect? Of course you are obliged to delete illegal content. Stop acting like a bitch. Your actions have consequences. You can't host a website that says, "kill all X" and expect X to say, "oh yeah, that guy wants me dead, but that's okay because freedom of speech" you sheltered American faggot.
It is the truth since we use other words. Checkmate, atheist.
>I can learn Polish no problem
Oh sweet summer child
I know it's hard, I'm just saying I would do it.
I'm just saying this because I know people trying to learn the language (mainly my gf) and I can see the struggle
And americans are so removed from having war happen at their door step that they worship it even though they have, as a society, no idea what it means anymore. Have fun continuing to play COD, Pressung f to respect and letting your veterans end home less in the streets.
Hypocrite.
I would rather die than be a fucking slave to foreign powers like you. You're so weak you're broken by words alone.
I mean im all in for German hating but calm down they aren't Russia or anything no need to be so buttblasted
Russia and China are at least honest with their boot. Germans pretend they are free.
Why are you not allowed in those countries?
>I am a system administrator for several websites that are high profile and criminal in a majority of Europe.
Does any one of them have DDoS protection? If so, link it nÿgerre.
I am a system admin managing several high-profile properties which violate the laws of some European countries and which do not have publisher protections for the content hosted.
I'm not going to identify myself.
haha based craftsman
now fix my toilet Oleg
it's clogged or something
Why are Germans like this?
Wake up Zdzisław, you shat yourself
You need to kill yourself. P*les are subhumans.
Yeah, says the guy going on a rant because he isn't allowed to promote genocide.
Stepping aside from the nastiness, I do hope you find a Job with better financial security and that is more grounded in society. Travelling like this is not very conductive to founding a family. If you come to Europe I would hope you don't bring anything of what I mentioned here.
Hearing some US rightwingers talk about stuff reminds me of Antifa praising communism.
They have no idea what their idealised systems really do to people. Both my grandmothers had to flee from Prussia and I would never wish what they had to go through to anyone.
Oh, okay. I didn't think such info would be so readily available, the supposed nature of this website being considered, but w/e.
Seethe vasil
Dude, do German schools not teach reading comprehension?
I host platforms that allow people from an international community say whatever they want as per US law. I do not receive
P U B L I S H E R
P R O T E C T I O N S
for this in the US. I can shut up, but I can't tell everyone else to shut up to protect my ass.
Do you understand? Have I explained this adequately for you? What more, there is a 6 year statute of limitations for speech crimes committed by other people on my platforms, so to even consider moving to Germany I'd have to ban the entire country of Germany from all of my websites for SIX YEARS prior to move moving there.
In Germany*, i.e. people in Canada say "gas the kikes race war now" on my American site visible in Germany, and I am guilty of propagating it.
just a little joke on the mass of polish workers and fixers in some industries
And why do you not try to find a job where this doesn't apply? Maybe you should stay in the US which is clearly more appropriate to your understanding of liberty.
why do you need to be near Germany to maintain your shitty nazi platform?
No??
Because it's not for a job. I would never, ever want to help Germany in any capacity. I do not think Germany should exist. It should have been mercifully destroyed after the war rather than allow it to continue to exist in this pathetic state.
There's someone in Germany who must remain in Germany. I want to be near them, so I am going to move to the border.
It's okay Germanbro, I know you're comedically challenged, I'm glad you're doing your best at jokes
You sound like Adi in his last moments. I guess you also dislike the Texan anti Israel boycott laws. Seems its not only us.
I hope EU Integration keeps a steady pace so that we can step away from US bullshit.
I don't give a fuck about politics. I just want to say whatever I want on the Internet and not be bothered by the fucking Stasi.
Ameriguns are better off in the Eastern parts of Europe, the Western parts are full Allahu akhbar.
are you by chance Cartman?
>high-profile properties which violate the laws of some European countries
So you're a larping alt-right plebbitor, got it.
You're asking me if I'm a fictional character?
Holy fucking shit
That's right fatass
doesn't seem so fictional...