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you first

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TRADE WITH EACH OTHER!!!!!!!
YOU NEED TO PAY TAXES TO US!!!!!!!!

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Gonna quit my fulltime call centre job for a part time gig that's twice the commute distance

Cringe edition more like

Redpill me on British supermarkets lads

youtu.be/4gs51-czqq0
drinking screwdrivers at the hardware store

>have a shag

>Cringe edition more like

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Just arrange some drinks and then don't turn up. Will be able to avoid social interaction, and leave with a Gatsby-esque flourish

bro yer mums gettin knocked by the bobbies fer transphobia

Objectively false

kek this is me

she wants — nay NEEDS a man who drinks whole milk
she will never even look at a man who drinks skimmed “””milk”””

well there's this tesco in scarborough, right? i once saw this fit slag there. i think her name was georgia.

amer is a fucking retard

Thats england not Ireland

Good thing non whites are lactose intolerant lmfao

Death to america
Death to israel
A curse upon the jews

neonazis are white trash, but white trash are shaggers.
the virgins of the political world are libertarians

zip it fatty

i'm south asian and me and everyone else in my family drink milk just fine. i also have 0 cousins that are lactose intolerant, so 'no'

>/brit/
>Anglos
>Ireland

based

What the FUCK

Trudeau is our guy now?!?!??

what a phony faggot

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everybody on the left is a massive hypocrite
how have you not learnt this by now?

>i'm [insert non white ethnicity]
stopped reading

Drugs that I've done;

Marijuana

What does this have to do with British culture?

new kmac book out lads

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The rude sandstorm

>i'm south asian
*paki alert starts blaring*

>HoW HaVe YoU NoT LeArnEd ThIs By NoW

do you know who you’re talking to, dumbfuck

Excuse me?

>apply for night shifts in July
>managers tell me that we're understaffed on weekends so for now I'll do night shifts on Tuesday/Wednesday and continue doing late 1-9pm shifts on Friday/Saturday/Sunday
>This will just be until some new people start in August
>August arrives
>Email my manager and ask about my shifts
>Replies a week later
>Says still understaffed give it another 3-4 weeks
>Ask again in 3 weeks
>No reply for a week
>Manager goes on holiday for 3 weeks
>Email head of the department that's covering her instead
>he tells me to wait until my manager is back and to make a formal request to change my hours

I'm getting fucked over and I'll be sure to fuck them on my way out

take a chill pill

wow a rich white privileged guy was only pretending to care about black people??
amazing

I know so many people who boast about all the drugs they've done, but none of them mention heroin. It's like doing a horse tranquilizer is fine (ketamine), doing a drug used by the CIA in mind control experiments is fine (LSD), doing a substance that turns you into a massive cunt for 30 minutes before it wears off is fine (coke), but nooooooo they draw the line at heroin!

unironically the greatest academic of our time

It's a guy who speaks English but dresses up French

A lot actually he’s the prime minister of a commonwealth dominion

Fuck off, we run this general, we run this country and we're gonna run a train over your ass

discord.gg/tDtb8WJ

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this thread is full of namefags, why are the british so fucking gay

>do you know who you’re talking to

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Not right now sweetie

das rite
no white person *actually* likes blacks
the people who pretend to like you secretly mock you, see you as useful objects, or pets.
guess you'll have to go back to africa if white land is too hateful for you to bear?

Based, will buy for sure

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>know that it's near impossible for you to get a new job because you can't pass background checks
>quit your job and move to one for lower pay because your fee fees got hurt
brainlet behavior
you're a phonejockey, nothing more. learn to deal with your reality

you won’t do shite you poofter
you’ll leave without saying goodbye or some bumder shit like that

>book arrived
>Is in French
Refunded the ting but what am I meant to do with THIS

The Introduction is in English for whatever reason

I remember when you used to pretend to be white
glad that you've accepted that your skin is the literal colour of shit and always will be and you will always been seen as a subhuman by superior white people
maybe you're not that deluded after all amer

Why do yanks speak English when their official language is Mexican?

>hand in assignment for uni
>Everyone gets a 6/10 or 7/10
>Look at my grade
>10/10

It may not be much but it's a small win to be better than others

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Insufferable nu marxist babble.

The actual kicker is that just last night he LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH when asked if he had worn blackface more than once. He said in high school. That isn’t high school. Fucking loser lmao.

Why do brits speak English when their official language is Arabic?

if you hate cancel culture you won't pile on retard trudeau
very short-sighted red mist behavior

why are your eyes like coin slots? isn't it an evolutionary disadvantage?

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Got the ethnically ambiguous yank runts dancing to my tune

play them like a fiddle, de lad!

Why is it that black people dont nonce but whites are the worst for noncing???

Got the ethnically chinkoid chinaman seething

I like the way Guod thinks!

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ah yes more race baiting by the jewish tripcunt

you are so frickin based doug

Does anyone meditate here?

Speak English yanks I don't understand your demonic gobbledygook

I KNOW all my ancestry is from northern europe, so why do I have brown hair and brown eyes?
been bothering me for a while

aye but they shag so who wins in the end

vocaroo.com/i/s0OAYrPUwEim
is this really you?

FUCK white people, I cringe thinking back to when I tried to win acceptance for you subhumans

We brown people look out for each other and that will prove to be our strength at the end of days

Conviction will be spent in a few years

At the very least, I'll take overtime on days that they're understaffed then call in sick
At most, send an inflammatory email to all customers

>Just had to delete my bumble account because I accidentally swiped right on my ex’s mate fuck sake

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"wah wah yanks are so ethnically mutted" says the fella from a country of 20 different native ethnicities
britain is proto-america

gf just slipped this under my door

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>gobbledygook
>gook
bit ironic that you don't understand gobbledygook then

why do you let yanks live rent free in your head lad
all i see you talk about these days

what are some of the companies you've applied to?
i'm screencapping this post to send to all relevant parties

Yanks are going to die for israel again lmao

the quintessential yankpost

the original brits had brown hair and eyes

No, go away.

that namefag isn't british. he's a mutt of chinese, indonesian, and european origin. which is why it's so funny he uses the term "ethnically ambiguous"

watching porn of that french girl who says uh-huh after every sentence

Just asked a cute girl out and she said yes
I got myself a date! Even a sperg like me can do it
I just went up To her and asked

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yeah, didnt ask

gf just sent me this and asked if anyone wants to go round and ‘give her minge a seeing to’ not sure what she meant by that

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feel sick thinking what i would look like this close up

No yank I asked what ETHNICITY you are, not to name the different colours of the doopin' rainbow!!

uh-huh is that so

Mixed Race

for me its mary jane auryn

>FUCK white people,
get the fuck out of this country then

Both my parents also have brown hair and brown eyes. And both are also 100% white

Don't have my mom's test, but my dad's DNA test is all Britain, France, Netherlands basically.
Even some Irish in there.
Apparently my mom is German/Danish

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL