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I get jealous and cucked when I see other alphas fucking my government, but not me.

My government is hot.

ok i will clock out now
just need to be careful that the manager doesn't see me because i was suppose to clock out over 30 mins ago

Mr. Noseberg is going to be LIVID

edition.cnn.com/travel/article/world-best-food-dishes/index.html

Top 10:
>1. Massaman curry, Thailand
>2. Neapolitan pizza, Italy
>3. Chocolate, Mexico
>4. Sushi, Japan
>5. Peking duck, China
>6. Hamburger, Germany
>7. Penang assam laksa, Malaysia
>8. Tom yum goong, Thailand
>9. Ice cream, global
>10. Rendang, Indonesia

>39. Ketchup, United States
>If Malcolm Gladwell says it's a perfect food, then it's a perfect food. Let's face it, anything that can convince two-year-olds to eat their carrots rather than spitting them onto the floor is worthy of not just a "delicious" title, but a "miracle of persuasion" title, too.

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I was hired to steal your panties. Now that you caught me inside (You), we can do this of two ways. The ez way or the hard way. Which will it be?

>44. Poutine, Canada

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Haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days

im soooo tireeed

Pootis

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succesfully cucked toil and i got an extra paid hour without having to work for it

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>It sounds bad, it doesn't look great
>Sounds kind of disgusting, looks even worse

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how is ice cream global if it makes shitskins shit their pants lol

chaturbate
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chaturbate
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You should respect the strong independent government’s decision to get fucked by millions of alpha guys. It’s her choice if she wants to go exclusive with you (never gonna happen, out of your league)

did you do the interview yet? how'd it go?

yeah I was confused by that part, how does gravy and cheese on fries sound bad? is gravy on fries not a common thing in the US?

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that list is trash and should be disregarded

nah its until 4:30pm

umm WHAT? Sweetie, cnn is the ultimate arbiter on all things human.... you ought to trust them a bit more ok??

I will raid her bedroom at night and steal all her panties. She will go to work tomorrow wearing no panties so she can feel even the slightest breeze down there.

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>yeah I was confused by that part, how does gravy and cheese on fries sound bad?
Yikes! Racist much? Poutine sounds REALLY gross compared to Based and Exotic spicey curries...

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umami

ay mami

Bros

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I went to the county fair yesterday and it was the most foul, vile thing imaginable
Only fun part was when I called one of the proselytizing dudes trying to hand me a paper about going to hell a "fucking cultist"

going to a car meet this weekend. let's hope the government doesn't crash the party

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In reality it'll be like modern day but without the government limiting monopolies

asian girls prefer white guys over asian guys and asian guys prefer white girls over asian girls

Wrong, the only thing enabling a market economy is the government’s monopoly of force. It’d just turn into neo-feudalism with local warlords. Warlords positioned in important military and commercial areas would take over their neighbours and then everything would go right back to normal

Look at the American market today, if not for the government Disney would just buy all their competition and expand into other businesses quickly but it's illegal for them to do it

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

ulta.com/thank-u-next-eau-de-parfum?productId=pimprod2008597
buy me this NOW

>going to a car meet this weekend

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do you really need a document to use the toilet in amerimutt school? and they have security guards and metal detectors? Just saw that in a movie

>car meet

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sent ;)

Yeah and without the protection of the US govt someone would either shoot all the Disney execs and take their shit, or extort their money away at gunpoint over the longer term (ie taxation), unless they decided to stop bothering with entertainment and devote their resources towards the formation of a private army

Why does my Mom type in Ebonics?

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Why do you live with your mother?

imagine gifting someone $62 for no reward whatsoever

I type like that :^)

its common for someone under 25 who isn't in college/university to live with their parents

should have wrote

/cum/ get fucked by the government edition

Cute mexican girls feel free to hmu

ill give u ankle pics

Hi user, do you want to come and see my new axe?

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uhh, yeah... chaturbate link or bust

Pooping on toilbergs dime

me, i prefer pooping on a toilet

Lol money shitter btfo

k........

One time I wiped my ass with a $100

How do we deal with the coomer menace, cumbois?

Forgot picture

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Called conversational deletion
Not just a nigga thang

i hope you die a painful death

I hope you still gave it to some cashier wagecuck lol

LMAO

imagine the smelle in the register

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are you ugly?
I am

no, i am very sexy

which is why i've had sex

;)

I like Hatsune Miku and trans rights

ugly ppl have sex too

is that how you're mom gave birth to you?

I am doing my part for the economy by reducing inflation by the feds
I did. It's not like my ass was shitty or anything. I was rubbing it on my cheeks lol

My bf has a bigger dick than m

>my bf
>dick

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chaturbate
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gonna cum to this

is ur gf dick bigger than yours?

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What record holds each State?

youtube.com/watch?v=tmJTkTxgiE0

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is that a yes?

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If you can’t beat em.... beat off with em

Ugly people sex doesn't count as real sex

ok now im mad

youre not allowed to use her pics

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>her

lole avatarfag get fucked by another avatarfag

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oof

think jason got banned forever

and nothing of value was lost

In the word "scent", is the 's' or the 'c' silent?

dont care

sent ;)