Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

Have you ever caught your parents having sex?
If so, how did you deal with it?

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Yes

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My parents were hippies and didn't care so I saw them doing it loads of times.

Yea. Don't care, it's natural. I'm pretty sure it was more embarrassing for them than to me.

Saw my mother have sex with a man I never met before. Kinda ruined my life.

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Found the boomer

Sounds hot. Greentext it

Did she notice that you saw it?

Yes, I joined in >:^)

ive never caught them but ive heard them through the walls a couple of times because my mom is very loud. i just try not to think about it

That's pretty hot dude. I wish my mom was loud.

There is not much more to it. I was 14, heard strange sounds at night, went over to my mother's room and boom. She told me to get out and I did, then she tried to explain everything to me, but my trust in her was broken. Also I developed a disgust for sexuality in my teens because of this and am a purityfag ever since.

I caught my mom fucking my best friend a few years back.

Almost.
I heard them talking about it once when I was hiding in their room at night. Then I realized what was about to unfold and quickly revealed myself to avoid disaster.

hot

No
But my mom saw when I had threesome sex with my gf and her friend

Nice, she must be proud of such an alpha kid.

I don't think my parents have ever had sex since I was born.

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Tell us more please

nice bro
did she join in?

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She said "you'll definitely get divorced in future" to me

Was she single at the time?

>am a purityfag ever since
based

Well shit, that's not what a mother should say.

Yes. At least I thought so.

Nah, she was shocked aloud at that time though.

My mom really likes banter.
She always bring a tough banter to me.

Maybe it would be based if it didn't damn you to a life of loneliness and chasing unrealistic dreams.

same. it's honestly depressing

Yes.
i completelly ignored their existence like i usually do

At least you know your parents love each other

>American ****culture****

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Literally what the fuck is this?

wtf

Are they not romantic with each other either?
I think kids learn about romance and relationships through osmosis by how their parents interact.
If i ever do end up in a relationship i have literally no idea what to do because of that.
Its very depressing.

It was never like that but if I walked in to their bedroom after they put me to bed they wouldn't stop.

God i wish this was one if our field trips