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I want to suck on a foreign pp and have them abuse my boipussy

Kokanee

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I'm happy

Is it strong?

I wish I have cocaine. Long time ago don't use it.

Which nationality in particular?

7% and tastes good

Any

Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys we rowdy
Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys we rowdy
Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys we rowdy
Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys (when you're ready)
Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys we rowdy
Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys (when you're ready)
Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts to all my lost boys we rowdy
Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shouts (when you're ready)

This morning i jerked off to a ph amateur that looked like my old crush. is that weird?

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yeah i guess but having millitias control your country is not a good sign for stability

we could arrange something

I meant this you druggie

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no, just a bit sad

>ill think about it
gay

maybe you got a type

Thinking in open an account in a date site, I really want someone, any site recommendations for my fattie and depressive existence?

Something else to my list.

Ooooooh never saw it, mepewdonaz?. Probably I give it a shot tomorrow.

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late swedish? i didn't even know he was sick

To Canadians:

Why don't you play cricket? All other commonwealth nations do

if youre who i think you are sorry i dont have new pics
i was working 12 hours per day up until sunday and i couldnt shave or do anything,i just went home and cried myself to sleep

interesting tap water read

heliyon.com/article/e02314

sven, he... he is very sick..

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I just bought a bunch of sleemans. Maybe we can drink alone, together. Now that that other user exposed you for being actually legal I feel much more amicable

GERALDINE, MY GRANDSON WON'T PLAY WITH ME
HE ALWAYS HAS HIS EYES GLUED TO HIS GOD DAMNED PHONE

>american philosophers

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If I could gather your attention, and introduce to you, a man who is to credit for our Red White and Blue. His head is made of lumber, and solid as a rock.
He is the common worker and his name is Mr. Block. And Block thinks that he may, be president some day!

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Isn't this guy Canadian though

amandla

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>get fortune cookie with chinese
>"the one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe"
h-haha

It's like me expecting you to know the dirrefence between a mexican and a venezuelan

hmmm

I built this PC somedays ago, it`s my firts build PC, i remeber that in Mexico always dream about doing this I don`t why now that i have it i feel nothing. Have a RX 580.

>Now that that other user exposed you for being actually legal
I wish i was. Is funny that people think im larping about being illegal, like what am i gonna get out of it?

>I feel much more amicable
I always been. I`ve heen always open to meet people despite my social anxiety and poor social skills, the thing is that mostly of your meetups are in the weekeends and as i said i work those days.

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I thought you were trying to save up money for your family or something. What exactly is your endgame?

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hope you yikes'd as soon as you read the word cringe

Im doing, but since i came here i bought nothing to me. I didnt really want to spend on me but i understood that at this rate im gonna stay here for a long time and at least i want something to try to distract me.

>endgame
Uh?

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vancouver.craigslist.org/rds/roo/d/surrey-magic-the-gathering-house/6981644027.html

this is probably the most autistic thing i've ever seen

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hello lads

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I burned down my boss' yacht

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I believe it

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Do you guys like to dance in your living rooms?

youtube.com/watch?v=KkhGkRahU6g

I sucked a guy off in the men’s restroom today

tell us more

/cum/ mansion WHEN

...

>canadians

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His cum was really really salty.

I repeat myself that next day will be different.

what

was he good looking

did you swallow every drop like a proper aids loving whore?

Yeah, he had Curley hair. Was cute
He claimed he was a Virgin and this was his first time

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do canadian zoomers not play any sports?

Lacrosse or hockey

my hair is curly too
which bathroom is this ill visit it tomorrow

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damn, even le reddit le downboated beto for his stupid guns idea lmao

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how long is your hair?

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What color? The guy I sucked off had brown hair

covers up most of my face when its wet
goes below my nose i think

oh mine is black

i miss him

Post picture of it

noice

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official thread theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=BR4cR9CeLi0

What it takes to move forward by Empire! Empire! (i was a lonely estate)

One of my favorite albums of all time. Twinkly third wave miswestern emo with lovely vocals. Keith Latinen is a hell of a guy, havent seen him in years, but was cool to meet him and chat a few times.

youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nZfMBka3Nu_o129v_fYPu5562NUw3ecl4

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youtube.com/watch?v=2a5kpA4-TJI
bruh

(ice) hockey
football (not soccer)
baseball
basketball
tennis
alpine sports
a few others

probably the most bong-type thing we do play a fair bit of is rugby, but soccer and cricket are mostly enjoyed by our resident aliens

EDIT:
thanks for the golden shit, kind strangers

watered down piss

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peeing while drunk is better than any kind of orgasm

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my state had a mandatory turn-in a couple years back and it worked lol.

guinness is massively overrated and NOT good for having a dozen or two

It's time to sin

have sex
virgin freak lol

my clothes are getting tighter, but i don't feel like I'm getting fatter

imagine curly and messy black hair
if you insist ill post a picture

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you are, it just hasn't progressed to the point where it's visible to you
it's probably visible to the people who know you but don't see you every day though haha

maybe they just shrank

I wanna see the cute Jordanian

yeah ok beta, nobody believes that. It's never worked, not even in Australia.
le updooted, friendo happy cake day lamo xDD

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Guinness tastes every fucking where the same. You are getting the same thing over and over again. It's quite decent.

>NOT good for having a dozen or two
If you are getting wasted then just get vodka.

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>gun owners are law-abiding citizens
>if a buy back were instituted it would be stupid to believe they would give up their AR-15's and AK-47's
something doesn't add up, are they law-abiding citizens or not?

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until you make me mad

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brb calling ur mom

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only virgins argue over beer

>are they law-abiding citizens

It's ok to ignore unconstitutional laws.

it worked in ct. take your pics of other people thinking for you somewhere else.