Why aren't you married yet user?

why aren't you married yet user?

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All women are whores

Women are into low IQ Chads with old BMWs

That's a male

too old

He has a dick, not even a good trap

>r/traps

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If I saw that in public I would....
Look uncomfortably and walk away. I’m not a dick.

>r/traps

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Males are never too old, go for it and have 3 children for the proud Mexican nation

that's a dude right ?

im cursed with that same mental illness

I cannot tell what's female on the internet anymore. Fuck you

To be honest if I could have a loyal trap wife that 100% passed in appearance and voice (and didn't have the axe wound surgery) then I would as long as they were willing to let me impregnate a stacy surrogate for kids.

OH GOD IT'S TIME AGAAAAAAAAIIINNN

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i hate myself, I wish i were a girl

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I wish this was a girl

FPBP
There is a 100% that she will cuck you at least one time

Because I don't have enough money to pay for alimony.

you can be a dyke

Because I don't get out enough to meet new people. Should probably just hero.

i want to be a cute girl so that I can have a bf

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just be a cute boy with a bf

you are, and never will be cute.

SHUTUP

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wtf i love old BMWs

ASS TOO HAIRY

God I wish it were me.

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Tell me what woman wants an old guy with no money, no job or sexual experience who has been depressed for years.

>you could make me do whatever you want
except bear children for me, which is the only reason I'd get married in the first place.

what do you have against BMWs estoniacel?

too late to the game (im 28)

ass isn't hairy enough

Good thing that's not a woman in OP then.

that pretty grim not gonna lie

How old are you? I'm just gonna kill myself if I'm still depressed at 25.

Imagine if you had a wife like this

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Almost 26

I'm content to die alone

is there anything gayer than having a man for a wife

>american poster
based mutt
fuck this country

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>based mutt
ur right im not white

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so you are a Mexican tranny?

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Small ass is so fucking disgusting

Hnnng

Viva la Raza

Grotesque

Is that Iggy Azalea?

whats wrong?

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can you even read the graph you posted?

you didn't know about the chubby mexican faggot with the little dick that posts on Jow Forums?

yea obviously

you could have just said Mexican
and i would know he had a little pecker

im not fat

>Mexican
>not fat
yes and im batman

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dont call me fat, I am not

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you're shaped like a fridge

>bed pushed up to the wall
section eight housing i presume?

dont bully me atleast im not fat

nope