NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Genuinely feel bad this is what Americans have instead of access to Thai food.

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Spaghetti is maybe the one niche that they'd have a chance with, along with their Flip items, because every other restaurant chain will beat them in almost any category.

>No one wants your sugary hot dog spaghetti.

Sugary hot dog spaghetti is the favorite food of all American children

Good taste.
Jollibee is good, people should try out chickenjoy and mango pies first before talking shit

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I have a coworker who eats Jollibee's all the time. He's some 40 year old boomer who was in the Navy, did a bunch of meth and has sex with a lot of flips. He's seems like he could be based, but he's a libtard that reads the huffington post.

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>chink food
>any day ever
Go fucking kill yourself cockroach

There are Thai restaurants here, though.

>Jollibeetugal

We have thai here but no chains and a bunch are run by Chinese. We also have Vietnamese.

Only if those children are black or white trash.

>Subway
It's definitely MacDonald's

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Nigger we're drowning in Thai restaurants

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Literally have never heard of this

>He's some 40 year old boomer who was in the Navy, did a bunch of meth and has sex with a lot of flips. He's seems like he could be based, but he's a libtard that reads the huffington post.
A lot of these things seem contradictory.

There's one in London. Flips cream their selves over it. I guess because of familiarity.

>tf
>tp

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Only trash here its shit like that the rest of us just eat it with a red sauce. Dont think the whole country is like honey booboo.

Kek

Yes, I heard they queue 28 hours for it during opening.
It'll be scattered in the UK soon. It's the first country Jollibee wants to aggressively expand on

Don't see why. There are shitloads more pinoys in yankland

They plan to be aggressive in UK, Canada and Yankland
Expect more Jollibees there soon and maybe you'll try it out. At this point its inevitable.
You might just like it

It's gonna come to your city one day surely
But as to when, well, it depends. How many flip diaspora does your city have

Investing in Jollibee is one of the best decisions I made in my life
t. bought in at 60 per share

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>>It's gonna come to your city one day surely
Not him, but no it will never come to the area I live. Which is fine with me, we already have lots of fast food restaurants around here like Five Guys, Chick-fil-A, KFC, McD's and Wendy's, etc., on top of all the local restaurants.

>Not him, but no it will never come to the area I live
It will. It just depends on the amound of flips in it.
You can't escape the red bee bitch

I live in Central PA bitch, there are barely any Filipinos around here and there are only Smashburgers in Filthydeliphia and Allentown to the east. There'll be no market penetration around here.

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Post what do they sell there

there's a like two restaurants with in walking distance here, good stuff

>fried chicken
>hamburgers
>some horrible sugary hot dog spaghetti abomination

it's called a placenta John.

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Burgers! They never go down!

I would try maybe a Peach Mango Pie, and maybe a Halo-Halo, if I ever saw a Jollibee somewhere, but that's about it.

Imagine investing in McDonalds in the 60s
Yes that is what I feel right now
Jollibee would be worth $100 (5000 pesos) per share in 10 years

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>Samoa
Tell Anapogi I said hi and she's still one of the best fucks I ever had in Hawaii but leaving me for a Cambodian surfer was a low blow.

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can't be worse than KFC I guess

>slowly taking over america
so does this mean they opened a couple in california or something

Ha, she said you were a cuck.
Sorry bro, her words not mine.

There are three in the NYC metro, two being in the center of the flip community in Woodside Queens and the other in the flip community in NJ.

Cringe

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That BITCH. I'm flying over now, gonna stab her in the fucking face with an icicle I just had delivered from Antarctica. She better PRAY it completely melts before I get there.

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what's the source for this info?

I live in a small city in west texas and even we have Thai food. what absolute desolate shithole do you live in?

lmaoing at the thought of all the Subways in Russia. absolute bullshit.

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Are you illiterate, I said we have Thai restaurants.

I voted for him
Ask me anything

And so the americans flock to the mere utterance of the word "fast food" like files would do to shit.

And our 51st state comes to pick up after our leftovers, as always.

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outdated looking character and brand but that architecture doesnt get more modern than that

>filipinos
>spanish ancestry
BS. Being a colony doesn't make you 50% spanish now.

Try out the Jollibee chicken. Only Fil A beats them in that category

>fast food

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In other news, Kenyans are now considered to be "of british descent"